r/BatmanArkham • u/TheGoldenMongoose Alsume Inmate • 1d ago
HeLp Hello i new. Why are you guys like this?
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u/Mr_Championator R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago
This sub is porn. Welcome
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u/TheGoldenMongoose Alsume Inmate 1d ago
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u/fishystickchakra 1d ago
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u/anarchy_gabe94 1d ago
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u/Icy_Success3700 Alsume Inmate 1d ago
Khorn the blood god?
Heresy you must be purged Glory to the emperor
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u/Funktimus-prime 1d ago
Heresy this, heresy that, what's actually heresy is not jonklering, GLORY TO THE 4 ARMED BONE
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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Y fr bro got aslume stuck ? 🤪 Got Jonkler W rizz ? 1d ago
NOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE OFFICIAL HORNY QEEF FART COMIC
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
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u/TheGoldenMongoose Alsume Inmate 1d ago
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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Y fr bro got aslume stuck ? 🤪 Got Jonkler W rizz ? 1d ago
AND THE PONY JAR PROJECT !
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u/DenseRead9852 Arkham Asylum 1d ago
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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Y fr bro got aslume stuck ? 🤪 Got Jonkler W rizz ? 1d ago
I have a snake in my boots. And he's dummy THICC.
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u/Queasy_Motor_7497 1d ago
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u/Mr_Championator R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago
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u/Ultimate_Bruh_Lizard 1d ago
The feet are in the wrong way
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u/SaltySpice_Archiver 1d ago
Unaslume/ Sometimes I genuinely kinda hate this sub, because I open Reddit, and I just get flashed by Some guys dick on this sub. Theres so much porn😭
Reaslume/ IDK man, Shreks kinda packing it
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u/TheOnlySkitols Am I stupid? 1d ago
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u/Accomplished_Tap4532 1d ago
DONT YOU MEAN ASLUME? YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!! GUARDS! TAKE THIS SANE TO THE JONKLE CHAMBER
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u/KOCYK745 Insane? i was Insane once they locked me in a Basement a Dark... 1d ago
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u/DarkChaos0 Am I stupid? 1d ago
/unaslume Who is this?
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u/GAVINDerulo12HD 20h ago
You can easily find information like this using Google lense or circle to search.
Wuthering Waves - Ciaconna
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u/MrPastaLord Quartersmart 🤡 1d ago
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u/Level-Wrap-6022 1d ago
we have been in the insanity orgy for too long, all because someone misspelled 'asylum'
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u/MoarGhosts 1d ago
the feet are backwards on purpose because they're actually each on top of two other ogres under the mud...
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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 1d ago
Welcome to r/Batmanarkham. The last worthwhile Arkham series game was released about 10 years ago, and we ran out of discourse about 7 years ago.
Sure, we tried to talk about Arkham Shadow, but we all realized nobody actually owns a Quest 3 VR headset.
so we got bored and started posting Shrek booty.
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u/LucifishEX 1d ago
This subreddit is for the Shrek: Swamp video game franchise of Shrek: Swamp Slump, Shrek: Swamp Town, and Shrek: Swamp Night. There was also a VR game this year I forget the name of, but you get my point.
Who's Batman?
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u/AdvancedSkill931 1d ago
Why are Shrek and Fiona's feet twisted around? That's what I want to know.
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u/Worn_Out_1789 22h ago
Back in the day, we looked at Shrek's ass on the Internet and we said: "wow. it's 2003 so it's not brand new, but we love it! We love Shrek's ass on the Internet. Show us more. Show us feet", probably.
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u/Thewanderer997 Arkham City 18h ago
I made a lore reason why: https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/1gr76ox/so_um_i_just_wanna_recap_the_events_on_our_sub_a/
check it out
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u/Repulsive-Hunt9202 18h ago
the only thing that bothers me is that the legs aren't right on that cake
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u/haikusbot 18h ago
The only thing that
Bothers me is that the legs
Aren't right on that cake
- Repulsive-Hunt9202
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 18h ago
Sokka-Haiku by Repulsive-Hunt9202:
The only thing that
Bothers me is that the legs
Aren't right on that cake
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/TMBCyberman 12h ago
I'm only about 1/17th sure on this, but I think because we waited for a new Batman game for so long we all decided to collectively go insane with various jokes and memes Or at least that's what my crickets told me while I was eating the cotton candy I found in my house's walls
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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 1d ago