r/BatmanArkham • u/TheGoldenMongoose Alsume Inmate • 1d ago

HeLp Hello i new. Why are you guys like this?

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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 1d ago

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u/TheGoldenMongoose Alsume Inmate 1d ago

Imagine putting ears on this dude's head.

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u/nefD TEAM BIDOOF 1d ago

Do you mean like horny man?

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u/ActionKid98 INcurABLE 1d ago

no, they mean like horny man 2

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u/Spoopyskeleton48 1d ago

Extremely horny man

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u/ActionKid98 INcurABLE 1d ago

"HEY! dont talk about Horny Man 2 that way! Alfred, threaten to remove his balls"

-Horny Man

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u/xX_ThreeCheersFor182 1d ago

Is horny man brony? why he have urinecorn horn

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u/BaezJatniel75 Jesse,we need to jonkle the 🅱️ A L L S 1d ago

He looks like some devil,man

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u/ggg730 22h ago

Looks like some kind of devilman crybaby man.

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u/rolospolos22 8h ago

some care of devil,dare

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u/CreeperKidChannel yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

Why is Man Destroyer? Is he going to fight Zilla?

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u/TheGoldenMongoose Alsume Inmate 1d ago

Yeah him. Imagine taking him serious.

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u/ManfromManHamAslume yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

Nah, that seems silly.

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u/TheGoldenMongoose Alsume Inmate 1d ago

Hello Man. I played your video game series once (Man Ham series). You are so humble for interacting with us fans here.

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u/ManfromManHamAslume yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

I believe that fame is pointless if you don't make others feel just as special.

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u/TheGoldenMongoose Alsume Inmate 1d ago

A true hero...

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u/ManfromManHamAslume yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

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u/Arch3m 1d ago

/sane This is actually kind of a beautiful sentiment.

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u/ManfromManHamAslume yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

(we say /unaslume, because we shall never be sane)

/unaslume Fortunately, I was raised well enough to know how to be a good person.

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u/ggg730 22h ago

I'm proud of you, Man.

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u/SonicYB yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

The guy that had a dick shaped like a horn?

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u/JokersKeepinTime Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 1d ago

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u/MaybeIDoLikeFemboys 1d ago edited 22h ago

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS PENIS-

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u/posidon99999 Supid 23h ago

I've seen Man so much that this is genuinely unsettling

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u/ReasonableCricket803 R.I.P Skedetcher 19h ago

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u/BurningArrows Man is in the walls 12h ago

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u/Mr_Championator R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago

This sub is porn. Welcome

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u/TheGoldenMongoose Alsume Inmate 1d ago

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u/ManfromManHamAslume yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

It's not porn, they lied.

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u/Und3rtak3r_086 1d ago

Not Yet*

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u/Aki_SatelHSR 1d ago

Not Yet Snake...!

It's Not Over Yet!

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u/fishystickchakra 1d ago

This sub is corn. Welcome.

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u/anarchy_gabe94 1d ago

This sub is Korn, welcome

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u/Icy_Success3700 Alsume Inmate 1d ago

Khorn the blood god?

Heresy you must be purged Glory to the emperor 

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u/Funktimus-prime 1d ago

Heresy this, heresy that, what's actually heresy is not jonklering, GLORY TO THE 4 ARMED BONE

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u/Icy_Success3700 Alsume Inmate 1d ago

Always jonkling

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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Y fr bro got aslume stuck ? 🤪 Got Jonkler W rizz ? 1d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT THE OFFICIAL HORNY QEEF FART COMIC

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

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u/TheGoldenMongoose Alsume Inmate 1d ago

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u/Competitive_Self8301 1d ago

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u/TheGoldenMongoose Alsume Inmate 1d ago

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u/BooTaoSus 22h ago

Pretty sure.

Threw a trash bag.

Into space.

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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Y fr bro got aslume stuck ? 🤪 Got Jonkler W rizz ? 1d ago

AND THE PONY JAR PROJECT !

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u/JimmyFagginson 1d ago

Thanks for the og king adding it to my reactions album

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u/DenseRead9852 Arkham Asylum 1d ago

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u/Seventh_Deadly_Bless Y fr bro got aslume stuck ? 🤪 Got Jonkler W rizz ? 1d ago

I have a snake in my boots. And he's dummy THICC.

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u/Queasy_Motor_7497 1d ago

Gddgjurdfghbhjiugcbnnkkk

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u/Mr_Championator R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago

Hekekekhdjdisksmmsnx

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u/Queasy_Motor_7497 1d ago

Pretty shore

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u/choma90 1d ago

How is this possible?

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u/Ultimate_Bruh_Lizard 1d ago

The feet are in the wrong way

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u/I_Love_Knotting 1d ago

there are 4 ogres

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u/Tiddlyplinks 1d ago

There are, FOUR LIGHTS

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u/1handedmaster Alsume Inmate 16h ago

/sane

Great fucking reference

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u/ArianaSonicHalFrodo R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago

thank you

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u/fkenthrowaway 14h ago

Ikr? Totally broke the illusion. My nofap streak is safe.

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u/ZucchiniAny7674 1d ago

It's ur fault for being sane

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u/SaltySpice_Archiver 1d ago

Unaslume/ Sometimes I genuinely kinda hate this sub, because I open Reddit, and I just get flashed by Some guys dick on this sub. Theres so much porn😭

Reaslume/ IDK man, Shreks kinda packing it

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u/SonicYB yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

Why is Shrek packing? Is he going somewhere?

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u/SaltySpice_Archiver 1d ago

Yes, he's going to Ham City

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u/Zealus24 1d ago

Me fr because I'm jonkled

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u/Biohazard-Control-7 Nah... i'm Woman 1d ago

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u/TheOnlySkitols Am I stupid? 1d ago

WELCOME TO THE ASYLUM FELOW INMATE

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u/Accomplished_Tap4532 1d ago

DONT YOU MEAN ASLUME? YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!! GUARDS! TAKE THIS SANE TO THE JONKLE CHAMBER

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u/Awkward_In_General Nah... i'm Woman 1d ago

GET ‘EM LADS!

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u/TheOnlySkitols Am I stupid? 1d ago

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u/sirderper1 1d ago

We insane, we drink jonklejuice

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u/KOCYK745 Insane? i was Insane once they locked me in a Basement a Dark... 1d ago

the feet aren't even rotated correctly

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u/DarkChaos0 Am I stupid? 1d ago

/unaslume Who is this?

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u/GAVINDerulo12HD 20h ago

You can easily find information like this using Google lense or circle to search.

Wuthering Waves - Ciaconna

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u/DarkChaos0 Am I stupid? 14h ago

I had a feeling they were from WuWa. Prolly the eyes.

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u/DarkChaos0 Am I stupid? 14h ago

Thanks!

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u/Fine_Dish_9232 1d ago

Here try one of our delicious stupid vegetables in jonklers basement. I call it…

Man-Plant

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u/BickeyB 1d ago

Jonkle him boys

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u/MrPastaLord Quartersmart 🤡 1d ago

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u/Lostlight_awesome_04 yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

what are we, some type of

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u/ZackaryAsAlways 1d ago

What else would you want?

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u/Unironicfan ACPD Evidence 1d ago

Content starved plus a few well place memes equals madhouse

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u/Sableye09 1d ago

Games? There are games?

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u/SpikeDogtooth555 1d ago

U should check out the invincible sub reddit..

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u/Atcraft Immune but pretending to be stupid / PFP of the sub on 3/30/25 1d ago

Welcome!

You’ll fit right in with the rest of us.

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u/qchto 1d ago

Dug for silver and found gold....

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u/Level-Wrap-6022 1d ago

we have been in the insanity orgy for too long, all because someone misspelled 'asylum'

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u/shotxshotx 1d ago

The feet are oriented wrong.

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u/Charming-Employ2344 Brian Tutor? 1d ago

You should go to r/arkham for that

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u/MoarGhosts 1d ago

the feet are backwards on purpose because they're actually each on top of two other ogres under the mud...

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 1d ago

Welcome to r/Batmanarkham. The last worthwhile Arkham series game was released about 10 years ago, and we ran out of discourse about 7 years ago.

Sure, we tried to talk about Arkham Shadow, but we all realized nobody actually owns a Quest 3 VR headset.

so we got bored and started posting Shrek booty.

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u/Correct-Childhood130 Two Guns bitch! 23h ago

get out while you can

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u/bedanto77 who the FUCK am i? 21h ago

Why are their feet the wrong way?

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u/CosmicPlayR9376 Fighting for INsanity! 21h ago

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u/irmaoskane 21h ago

If you want serious disscussion has a tag for that

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u/LucifishEX 1d ago

This subreddit is for the Shrek: Swamp video game franchise of Shrek: Swamp Slump, Shrek: Swamp Town, and Shrek: Swamp Night. There was also a VR game this year I forget the name of, but you get my point.

Who's Batman?

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u/IuseDefaultKeybinds yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

We are stupid

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u/RainBoyThatBoy Desiring Peace 1d ago

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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u/juice_can_ Fighting for INsanity! 1d ago

And hole! Don’t forget the hole!

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u/JoyconDrift_69 TEAM BIDOOF 1d ago

When you what?

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u/Volt02 1d ago

its for the insane (man ham) and sane (arkam games)

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u/our_meatballs Miles, we are in a userflair now 1d ago

go to r/Arkham

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u/BlazCraz 1d ago

Huffed too much Joker Gas, I suppose.

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u/kricket_24 Fighting for INsanity! 1d ago

Long story...

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u/Jem_holograms 1d ago

Toes should be other way around. L post 💔

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u/Affectionate-Ice2703 1d ago

Critical Braintot

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u/I_Love_Knotting 1d ago

i CAME immediately 😂

cleanup on aisle MY PANTS!! 👖

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u/Primary-One4916 1d ago

I still don't even know wtf this sub is 💀😭

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u/AdvancedSkill931 1d ago

Why are Shrek and Fiona's feet twisted around? That's what I want to know.

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u/TemporaryTonight9293 22h ago

Cuz we constantly jonkle

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u/Geno813 22h ago

Lore reasons

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u/Worn_Out_1789 22h ago

Back in the day, we looked at Shrek's ass on the Internet and we said: "wow. it's 2003 so it's not brand new, but we love it! We love Shrek's ass on the Internet. Show us more. Show us feet", probably.

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u/Forsaken_Market5985 21h ago

What do you mean? We're completelly normal

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u/ZoobleBat 21h ago

Their feet are broken.

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u/BigFatBallsInMyMouth 20h ago

Feet upside down

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u/QuarianGuy 20h ago

Take your stupid pills

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u/cesar848 19h ago

I mean sometimes we can talk about the games,but we do like our little insanity

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u/Rocket_of_Takos 19h ago

The feet are backwards

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u/Repulsive-Hunt9202 18h ago

the only thing that bothers me is that the legs aren't right on that cake

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u/haikusbot 18h ago

The only thing that

Bothers me is that the legs

Aren't right on that cake

- Repulsive-Hunt9202

I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully. Learn more about me.

Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete"

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 18h ago

Sokka-Haiku by Repulsive-Hunt9202:

The only thing that

Bothers me is that the legs

Aren't right on that cake

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/drumttocs8 16h ago

Why are their feet upside down…?

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u/Velvety_MuppetKing 15h ago

Their feet are backwards.

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u/No_Newspaper_511 15h ago

dw we're pretty chill, I think.

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u/TMBCyberman 12h ago

I'm only about 1/17th sure on this, but I think because we waited for a new Batman game for so long we all decided to collectively go insane with various jokes and memes Or at least that's what my crickets told me while I was eating the cotton candy I found in my house's walls

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u/GenghisClaunch 7h ago

You’re looking for r/arkham

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u/I_NUT_ON_GRASS 3h ago

We started to Jonkle eons ago