r/BatmanArkham • u/Rouank_kanojiya • 23h ago

Humor Don't wipe

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3.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming "I am revenge, I am the day, I AM SKEDETCHER!" 23h ago

NOOOOOO WHAAAAT IIIIVVEE DOOONEEE

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u/NewspaperPossible627 I'd be HAPPY to drop my pants... 22h ago

I FACE MYSELF

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u/Acrobatic_Row4500 I jonkled my jonkler off 22h ago

To cross out what I've become

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u/dvdjhp R.I.P Skedetcher 22h ago

ERASE MYSELF

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u/-pastas- 22h ago

and let go of WHAAAAAAATTT I’VE DOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE

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u/alexwillreddit 14h ago

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u/Rid1cheem Aslume 12h ago

"I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here. We are waiting."

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u/LardGnome 11h ago

"I am going to turn into a truck now"

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u/NewspaperPossible627 I'd be HAPPY to drop my pants... 1h ago

OOO-AAAA-EEEEHHH-IIII-UUUUH

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u/hotpedot 20h ago

Face yourself?

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u/Organic_Badger_7604 20h ago

Why is mr don't abbreviate cyberpunk dressed as you narutomi

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u/eesdesessesrdt 22h ago

Just unswipe lol

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u/Pieman3001 Alsume Inmate 20h ago

I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk.

I keep wiping back and forth, I just want to know if the cat's has it's choco milk!

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u/ZillaJrKaijuKing 11h ago

Chocolate is toxic to cats. You saved its life is what you did, hero.

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u/RhubarbOk9739 Am I stupid? 8h ago

chocco mlik is te besd

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u/Neat_Marionberry8590 23h ago

I'm sorry kitty :(

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u/Wa-a-melyn who up jonklin’ their jorker rn 22h ago

I’m not

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u/bl0bberb0y ...yeah im -man 21h ago

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u/RobotNinja28 12h ago

Your honor, stfu you wasn't even there

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u/Wa-a-melyn who up jonklin’ their jorker rn 1h ago

Your honor,

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u/RhubarbOk9739 Am I stupid? 7h ago

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u/Wa-a-melyn who up jonklin’ their jorker rn 7h ago

gasp i bet you won’t 😳

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u/RhubarbOk9739 Am I stupid? 7h ago

I won’t, but they will

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u/Wa-a-melyn who up jonklin’ their jorker rn 1h ago

u/ElderQu cap

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u/TaypokemonTaken 22h ago

I just saved your life.

That’s CHOCOLATE milk.

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u/No-Opening7308 16h ago

Thank you oup

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u/Soffy21 16h ago

Thank you boob

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u/RhubarbOk9739 Am I stupid? 7h ago

thank soup

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u/RenegadeFryerBR 23h ago

good, cats cant eat that

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u/Due_Finance6737 22h ago

Am worry little one

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u/Acrobatic_Row4500 I jonkled my jonkler off 22h ago

however it was funny

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u/Maleficent_Orchid181 22h ago

I like to swipe between the photos to continuously knock over the milk. Because adult cats should not be drinking milk in the first place, as with almost every adult animal, they are lactose intolerant.

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u/Turbulent_Art7197 22h ago

Not only that, chocolate is poisonous to animals.

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u/Maleficent_Orchid181 22h ago

Yeah. I don’t feel like sitting by while a cat just fucking kills itself. Nooo thanks.

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u/LookAtYourEyes 21h ago

Are you sure?

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u/GenghisN7 18h ago

Are you sure?

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u/koray_3452 15h ago

Say that again

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u/Curious_Good_8298 21h ago

I am sorry kitty. I didn't mean to. But I can't stop wiping cuz I am stupid 😭

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u/nochilljack 22h ago

DIPSHIT ASS CAR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Tough_Edge_8923 Fucking Stupid? (As In Aslume?) 21h ago

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u/I_Am_A_Thermos 21h ago

Muahahah! Little did you (the jonkler) Know, But CARS are lactose intolerant!

By WIPING I saved poor CAR from EVIL stomach ACHE and potential diarrhea

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u/Blu_Moon_The_Fox Reacts With Gay Doggo Images 22h ago

I apologize profusely

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u/Amiyoka Am I stupid? 20h ago

Don’t worry we saved the cat. That was Hulk’s chocolate milkshake

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u/ShoddyCress who the FUCK am i? 13h ago

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u/Degmago 18h ago

Good. I saved you dumbass

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u/Biohazard-Control-7 Nah... i'm Woman 22h ago

Sorry

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u/Mean_Association2770 22h ago

Fuck I’m sorry little one

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u/Bird_Dad_The_Lonely Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 22h ago

As far as I know, the cat's fine.

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u/Kudder86 I'm proud of you, Dick 21h ago

But if you wipe back, the milk is unspilled. So we all good. Kitty happy

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u/succmama who the FUCK am i? 20h ago

Sorry but you're not allowed to eat choco or you might die!

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u/Impossible-Hawk709 Man Ham Aslume 18h ago

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u/ELDASPOXD666 Certified LEGO Man 100% completionist 17h ago

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u/A_Discord_Doofus1 who the FUCK am i? 17h ago

I’m sorry little one..

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u/Gravityfallbillmyfav 17h ago

Sorry kitten, but this is in the name of the viltrumites, I am so lonely

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u/Plane-Highlight-6498 9h ago

Don't worry guys, redeem yourselves by swiping right

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u/DisciplinePossible32 who the FUCK is "Batman"?? 21h ago

cats can't digest milk OR choco! take that, LIBERAL!

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u/HonestLychee9399 23h ago

The cat deserves it.

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u/HuntResponsible2259 12h ago

Yes, he deserves to live! Chocolate is poisonous to cats.

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u/7isAnOddNumber 23h ago

Fuck you kitty, no milk for you.

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u/novelaissb 22h ago

That just makes it easier for the kitty to drink

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u/CreamAxolotle 22h ago

Hahahahahahaha get fucked loser

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u/HueySchlongTheGreat 20h ago

Stupid cat trying to eat chocolate milk

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u/Dieh361 20h ago

To make up for it

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u/Cloud2110 I'm proud of you, Dick 20h ago

NOOOOOOOO

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u/Towel_of_Babel 19h ago

I didn't wipe, Crane.

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u/Slow-Crew5250 18h ago

I literally wiped and it acted like usual and didn't swipe the image and then I tried again and it worked

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u/TJH_207436 18h ago

You can’t tell me what to do

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u/NEON_TYR0N3 18h ago

I’m so sorry, Mister Kitty, I didn’t mean to spill your milk, I thought there would be more pictures of you:((

Here, I got you some choccy milk in a mason jar. It even has some whipped cream! One for you and one for me, come on!

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u/Imaginary_Guard_7217 R.I.P Skedetcher 18h ago

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!

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SEA SALT!! SEA SALT I NEED YOU!!

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u/ShoddyCress who the FUCK am i? 13h ago

Are you sure?

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u/Imaginary_Guard_7217 R.I.P Skedetcher 6h ago

Very

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u/Visible-Ad4992 18h ago

YOU WILL NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO CAT!!!!

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u/desyx_ 18h ago

Im left handed so i actually reverse spilled it

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u/ThePrussianViking 17h ago

Oh, please. Don't cry over spilled milk.

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u/extremlysus Fighting for INsanity! 17h ago

I swiped back

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u/Crunchycrobat 16h ago

I unspilled it by swiping back :)

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u/Much-Revenue-6140 16h ago

Oddly enough I have the perfect image for this.

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u/Competitive_File3386 16h ago

NOOOOO I wiped... BWHAAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO FUCKING STUPID I EAT STUPID PILLS 24/7 EVERY FUCKING DAY HAHAHAHAHAHA I SPILLED IT ON PORPUSE... No I didnt do it on porpuse... BUT IT DOESNT MATTER TAKE THAT But i will make you new choclate milk With special STUPID PILLS!!! BWAAAHAHAHAAA

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u/DC_and_MARVEL_fan Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 15h ago

What have I done...

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u/Iatemydoggo the true aslume was the brainrot we snorted along the way 15h ago

OH MY FUCK I AM SO FUCKING SORRY WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDNT I LISTEN

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u/Personal-Ad-4348 14h ago

Jokes on you, I wiped back.

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u/Hot_Abies_7709 14h ago

IM SORRYYYY

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u/iloveeeeemycat 14h ago

Chocolate milk poisons you ya dumb motherfucker! Im doin ya dumbass a favor, ya dickhead! Why does everyone in this city have aslume? Damn!

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u/chourael 13h ago

Don't worry I wiped back in time

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u/XenoThePringle 13h ago

Well I just saved your ass so...

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u/No-Jellyfish-3364 who the FUCK am i? 13h ago

What have I done...

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u/FitRow6480 13h ago

The cup should have fallen into the other direction!!1! 0/10 very low effort!1!1

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u/fuckitn 13h ago

Fuck you kitty

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u/Dandanny54 12h ago

I'm sure cats can eat chocolate so I saved him

Edit: I meant to say can't

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u/Kind_Pop_9940 11h ago

It's okay, I put it back. :)

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u/DiehardLily 11h ago

I'M SORRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 CAN I GET YOU A NEW ONE????

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u/Fit_Commercial3421 11h ago

I'm sorry little guy

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u/someone_who_exists69 R.I.P Skedetcher 10h ago

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u/Mediblast15 10h ago

boo womp

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u/Hazzke 10h ago

haha stupid car

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u/therealbobcat23 R.I.P Skedetcher 10h ago

/unaslume I feel horrible and my day is ruined

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u/SolidSnakeHAK777 8h ago

Trying to help you with your drinking problem.

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u/LParola 7h ago

FÃK UUUUU

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u/Cpt_Kalash 5h ago

WHAT HAVE I DONE

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u/strangerr45 5h ago

I didn't

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u/3ajs3 4h ago

Bro I was just scrolling I didn't even mean to swipe wtf

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u/ANG13OK 4h ago

Wiped back so his milk is back on the glass

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u/Ancaloth_03 2h ago

Bwahahahaha I wiped!

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u/Iamatyourhousern 1h ago

Yeah cry me a river pal

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u/TheSneakiestEmu Am I stupid? 1h ago

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u/Bbbrruuuuuuhhhhh 46m ago

It was car, I had to wipe

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u/EnderThalZ Meme machine 22h ago

I swiped back and fourth at least 5 times

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u/PresidentsCHL03-R3N4 22h ago

Here Kitty, I got you some more.