r/BatmanArkham • u/Rouank_kanojiya • 1d ago

Humor Don't wipe

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3.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming "I am revenge, I am the day, I AM SKEDETCHER!" 1d ago

NOOOOOO WHAAAAT IIIIVVEE DOOONEEE

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u/NewspaperPossible627 I'd be HAPPY to drop my pants... 1d ago

I FACE MYSELF

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u/Acrobatic_Row4500 I jonkled my jonkler off 1d ago

To cross out what I've become

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u/dvdjhp R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago

ERASE MYSELF

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u/-pastas- 1d ago

and let go of WHAAAAAAATTT I’VE DOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE

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u/alexwillreddit 18h ago

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u/Rid1cheem Aslume 16h ago

"I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here. We are waiting."

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u/LardGnome 16h ago

"I am going to turn into a truck now"

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u/NewspaperPossible627 I'd be HAPPY to drop my pants... 6h ago

OOO-AAAA-EEEEHHH-IIII-UUUUH

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u/hotpedot 1d ago

Face yourself?

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u/Organic_Badger_7604 1d ago

Why is mr don't abbreviate cyberpunk dressed as you narutomi

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u/eesdesessesrdt 1d ago

Just unswipe lol

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u/Pieman3001 Alsume Inmate 1d ago

I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk. Then wiped to check if the choco milk wasn't spilt. Then I unwiped to try and unspill the choco milk.

I keep wiping back and forth, I just want to know if the cat's has it's choco milk!

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u/ZillaJrKaijuKing 16h ago

Chocolate is toxic to cats. You saved its life is what you did, hero.

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u/RhubarbOk9739 Am I stupid? 12h ago

chocco mlik is te besd

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u/Neat_Marionberry8590 1d ago

I'm sorry kitty :(

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u/Wa-a-melyn who up jonklin’ their jorker rn 1d ago

I’m not

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u/bl0bberb0y ...yeah im -man 1d ago

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u/RobotNinja28 17h ago

Your honor, stfu you wasn't even there

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u/Wa-a-melyn who up jonklin’ their jorker rn 5h ago

Your honor,

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u/RhubarbOk9739 Am I stupid? 12h ago

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u/Wa-a-melyn who up jonklin’ their jorker rn 12h ago

gasp i bet you won’t 😳

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u/RhubarbOk9739 Am I stupid? 12h ago

I won’t, but they will

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u/Wa-a-melyn who up jonklin’ their jorker rn 5h ago

u/ElderQu cap

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u/omega_Z23 1h ago

Run. Or don’t.

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u/TaypokemonTaken 1d ago

I just saved your life.

That’s CHOCOLATE milk.

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u/No-Opening7308 21h ago

Thank you oup

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u/Soffy21 21h ago

Thank you boob

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u/RhubarbOk9739 Am I stupid? 12h ago

thank soup

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u/Glum-World1214 2h ago

You’re a real star, man.

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u/RhubarbOk9739 Am I stupid? 1h ago

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u/RenegadeFryerBR 1d ago

good, cats cant eat that

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u/Due_Finance6737 1d ago

Am worry little one

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u/Acrobatic_Row4500 I jonkled my jonkler off 1d ago

however it was funny

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u/Maleficent_Orchid181 1d ago

I like to swipe between the photos to continuously knock over the milk. Because adult cats should not be drinking milk in the first place, as with almost every adult animal, they are lactose intolerant.

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u/Turbulent_Art7197 1d ago

Not only that, chocolate is poisonous to animals.

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u/Maleficent_Orchid181 1d ago

Yeah. I don’t feel like sitting by while a cat just fucking kills itself. Nooo thanks.

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u/LookAtYourEyes 1d ago

Are you sure?

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u/GenghisN7 23h ago

Are you sure?

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u/koray_3452 20h ago

Say that again

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u/Curious_Good_8298 1d ago

I am sorry kitty. I didn't mean to. But I can't stop wiping cuz I am stupid 😭

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u/Tough_Edge_8923 Fucking Stupid? (As In Aslume?) 1d ago

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u/nochilljack 1d ago

DIPSHIT ASS CAR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/I_Am_A_Thermos 1d ago

Muahahah! Little did you (the jonkler) Know, But CARS are lactose intolerant!

By WIPING I saved poor CAR from EVIL stomach ACHE and potential diarrhea

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u/Blu_Moon_The_Fox Reacts With Gay Doggo Images 1d ago

I apologize profusely

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u/Amiyoka Am I stupid? 1d ago

Don’t worry we saved the cat. That was Hulk’s chocolate milkshake

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u/ShoddyCress who the FUCK am i? 18h ago

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u/Degmago 23h ago

Good. I saved you dumbass

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u/Biohazard-Control-7 Nah... i'm Woman 1d ago

Sorry

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u/Mean_Association2770 1d ago

Fuck I’m sorry little one

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u/Bird_Dad_The_Lonely Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 1d ago

As far as I know, the cat's fine.

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u/Kudder86 I'm proud of you, Dick 1d ago

But if you wipe back, the milk is unspilled. So we all good. Kitty happy

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u/succmama who the FUCK am i? 1d ago

Sorry but you're not allowed to eat choco or you might die!

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u/Impossible-Hawk709 Man Ham Aslume 23h ago

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u/ELDASPOXD666 Certified LEGO Man 100% completionist 22h ago

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u/A_Discord_Doofus1 who the FUCK am i? 22h ago

I’m sorry little one..

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u/Gravityfallbillmyfav 22h ago

Sorry kitten, but this is in the name of the viltrumites, I am so lonely

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u/Plane-Highlight-6498 14h ago

Don't worry guys, redeem yourselves by swiping right

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u/DisciplinePossible32 who the FUCK is "Batman"?? 1d ago

cats can't digest milk OR choco! take that, LIBERAL!

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u/HonestLychee9399 1d ago

The cat deserves it.

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u/HuntResponsible2259 17h ago

Yes, he deserves to live! Chocolate is poisonous to cats.

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u/7isAnOddNumber 1d ago

Fuck you kitty, no milk for you.

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u/novelaissb 1d ago

That just makes it easier for the kitty to drink

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u/CreamAxolotle 1d ago

Hahahahahahaha get fucked loser

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u/HueySchlongTheGreat 1d ago

Stupid cat trying to eat chocolate milk

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u/Dieh361 1d ago

To make up for it

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u/Cloud2110 I'm proud of you, Dick 1d ago

NOOOOOOOO

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u/Towel_of_Babel 23h ago

I didn't wipe, Crane.

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u/Slow-Crew5250 23h ago

I literally wiped and it acted like usual and didn't swipe the image and then I tried again and it worked

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u/TJH_207436 23h ago

You can’t tell me what to do

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u/NEON_TYR0N3 23h ago

I’m so sorry, Mister Kitty, I didn’t mean to spill your milk, I thought there would be more pictures of you:((

Here, I got you some choccy milk in a mason jar. It even has some whipped cream! One for you and one for me, come on!

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u/Imaginary_Guard_7217 R.I.P Skedetcher 23h ago

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!

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SEA SALT!! SEA SALT I NEED YOU!!

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u/ShoddyCress who the FUCK am i? 17h ago

Are you sure?

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u/Imaginary_Guard_7217 R.I.P Skedetcher 11h ago

Very

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u/Visible-Ad4992 23h ago

YOU WILL NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO CAT!!!!

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u/desyx_ 23h ago

Im left handed so i actually reverse spilled it

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u/ThePrussianViking 22h ago

Oh, please. Don't cry over spilled milk.

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u/extremlysus Fighting for INsanity! 22h ago

I swiped back

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u/Crunchycrobat 21h ago

I unspilled it by swiping back :)

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u/Much-Revenue-6140 21h ago

Oddly enough I have the perfect image for this.

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u/Competitive_File3386 20h ago

NOOOOO I wiped... BWHAAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO FUCKING STUPID I EAT STUPID PILLS 24/7 EVERY FUCKING DAY HAHAHAHAHAHA I SPILLED IT ON PORPUSE... No I didnt do it on porpuse... BUT IT DOESNT MATTER TAKE THAT But i will make you new choclate milk With special STUPID PILLS!!! BWAAAHAHAHAAA

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u/DC_and_MARVEL_fan Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 19h ago

What have I done...

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u/Iatemydoggo the true aslume was the brainrot we snorted along the way 19h ago

OH MY FUCK I AM SO FUCKING SORRY WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDNT I LISTEN

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u/Personal-Ad-4348 19h ago

Jokes on you, I wiped back.

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u/Hot_Abies_7709 19h ago

IM SORRYYYY

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u/iloveeeeemycat 19h ago

Chocolate milk poisons you ya dumb motherfucker! Im doin ya dumbass a favor, ya dickhead! Why does everyone in this city have aslume? Damn!

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u/chourael 18h ago

Don't worry I wiped back in time

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u/XenoThePringle 18h ago

Well I just saved your ass so...

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u/No-Jellyfish-3364 who the FUCK am i? 18h ago

What have I done...

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u/FitRow6480 18h ago

The cup should have fallen into the other direction!!1! 0/10 very low effort!1!1

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u/fuckitn 18h ago

Fuck you kitty

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u/Dandanny54 17h ago

I'm sure cats can eat chocolate so I saved him

Edit: I meant to say can't

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u/Kind_Pop_9940 16h ago

It's okay, I put it back. :)

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u/DiehardLily 16h ago

I'M SORRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 CAN I GET YOU A NEW ONE????

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u/Fit_Commercial3421 16h ago

I'm sorry little guy

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u/someone_who_exists69 R.I.P Skedetcher 15h ago

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u/Mediblast15 15h ago

boo womp

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u/Hazzke 14h ago

haha stupid car

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u/therealbobcat23 R.I.P Skedetcher 14h ago

/unaslume I feel horrible and my day is ruined

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u/SolidSnakeHAK777 12h ago

Trying to help you with your drinking problem.

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u/LParola 12h ago

FÃK UUUUU

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u/Cpt_Kalash 10h ago

WHAT HAVE I DONE

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u/strangerr45 9h ago

I didn't

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u/3ajs3 9h ago

Bro I was just scrolling I didn't even mean to swipe wtf

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u/ANG13OK 8h ago

Wiped back so his milk is back on the glass

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u/Ancaloth_03 6h ago

Bwahahahaha I wiped!

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u/Iamatyourhousern 6h ago

Yeah cry me a river pal

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u/TheSneakiestEmu Am I stupid? 6h ago

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u/Bbbrruuuuuuhhhhh 5h ago

It was car, I had to wipe

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u/RevolutionaryGrape11 41m ago

Hate to say it, cat, but that's probably for the best. You can't digest lactose and chocolate is even worse for you then it is dogs. Tell you what, though, I'll buy you a massive fish to eat.

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u/EnderThalZ Meme machine 1d ago

I swiped back and fourth at least 5 times

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u/PresidentsCHL03-R3N4 1d ago

Here Kitty, I got you some more.