r/BeAmazed • u/Dynastyisog • Jan 04 '25

Animal Dude explains why alligator won't kill him

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u/SoCalDan Jan 04 '25

 I'll see you later 

                       -Alligator

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u/Jeffylew77 Jan 04 '25

What a bunch of croc

                             - O’Dile

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u/Traditional-Music363 Jan 04 '25

People have too many skills on reddit

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u/DunderFlippin Jan 04 '25

What are they, wizards? 

                         - Lizard

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u/Traditional-Music363 Jan 04 '25

Can’t believe none of y’all are telling me how to perform such wizardry

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u/Prestigious_Boat6789 Jan 04 '25

Lizardry

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u/Traditional-Music363 Jan 04 '25 edited Jan 04 '25

Lizardry: selfish wizardry that you are unwilling to share with friends on Reddit

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u/tokyodingo Jan 04 '25

I thought it meant lazy wizardry

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u/0069 Jan 04 '25

Nah that's wizzar ah never mind I'll get to it later.

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u/SmowKweed Jan 04 '25

I thought it had something to do with truck stops...

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u/Yitram Jan 04 '25

That's Procrastomancy.

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u/Legitimate_Outcome42 Jan 04 '25

Also, wizardry performed by a wizard named Liz

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u/NotUndercoverReddit Jan 04 '25

Wizards be

                             - Wizarding

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u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks Jan 04 '25

You’re a Lizard, Harry.

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u/Skyyvodka000 Jan 04 '25

Hagrid hissed calmly.

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u/NewSauerKraus Jan 04 '25

Snape ejaculated

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u/PlantsVsYokai2 Jan 05 '25

What 😭

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u/NewSauerKraus Jan 05 '25

“Snape!” ejaculated Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale and sweating.

An actual sentence written by the Terf Queen.

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u/I_be_lurkin_tho Jan 05 '25

I put it in a red solo cup...any wizardesseses want to be Snape's baby momma?

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u/Rik7717 Jan 07 '25

You're a Harry, Lizard.

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u/Pinksters Jan 04 '25

Google search "Markdown Formatting" and you'll have your answers.

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u/NotUndercoverReddit Jan 04 '25

Will teach you for 

                             - $20 paypal or btc

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u/guilty_bystander Jan 04 '25

Hehehe just use the googily shmoogily

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u/Traditional-Music363 Jan 04 '25

Nah you guys are doing too much 😩

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u/LessInThought Jan 04 '25

First you need to put on your robe and wizard hat.

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Jan 04 '25

The crocs just waiting for Thanksgiving

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u/garbuja Jan 05 '25

It's simple old school trick which is put Croc shit all over you and no aminal eats their shit.

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u/Annual_Ad3045 Jan 05 '25

A lizard wizard?

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u/Aixina Jan 05 '25

behind the cameraman there's a dude grinning with a shovel

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u/MartyShark666 Jan 04 '25

Check out King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard... best band ever!

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u/ye_olde_lizardwizard Jan 04 '25

You got something against us?!

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u/Haeselian Jan 04 '25

King gizzard and the lizard wizard?

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u/Agreeable_Taint2845 Jan 04 '25

Cum in my ass

  • bass

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u/winterblack1222 Jan 05 '25

Ancient dinosaurs which are still surviving.

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u/fat_walmart_lady Jan 05 '25

Yer a Lizard, Alli..

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u/Nneliss Jan 05 '25

A lizard wizard, if you will.

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz Jan 06 '25

You're a Lizard, Harry.

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u/AjaxOilid Jan 06 '25

Wizard Redditor = Rizzard?

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u/Stink_Sandwich_2939 Jan 07 '25

You’re a lizard Harry.

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u/Sad-Raspberry-9639 Jan 08 '25

And that's a wrap!

  • Tile

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u/PierreEscargoat Jan 04 '25

Chicks dig guys with skills.

  • Napoleon

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Jan 04 '25

I fixed our Kitchen Aid stand mixer and my wife was all over me.

. . . In my mind . . .

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u/Bbarakti Jan 04 '25

This guy, Chris, has a smoking hot GF, so apparently Napoleon was correct.

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u/systmshk Jan 04 '25

Nunchuck skills, computer hacking skills...

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u/NotUndercoverReddit Jan 04 '25

I accidentally figured out how to do this one day. Actually a few different things I have discovered completely by accident with typos and such.

It just

                             - happens

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u/Crumblerbund Jan 04 '25

The sad thing is, it’s really just skills. None of them actually love me.

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz Jan 04 '25

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

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u/buffbiddies Jan 04 '25

I encourage such behavior among redditors.

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u/Still-Syrup7041 Jan 04 '25

Nunchuck skills

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u/voltjap Jan 05 '25

Soft skills

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u/Sweaty-Emergency-493 Jan 05 '25

Sharing is caring - Skillshare

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u/souloldasdirt Jan 05 '25

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills"

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u/realistic_miracle Jan 04 '25

I pity the fool who downvoted you, so I gave you a moral support upvote 🤗

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u/JoePessanha Jan 04 '25

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u/abitlazy Jan 04 '25

B.A. Baracus is a hypocrite here! He doesn't like flying but he let that croc fly.

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u/102bees Jan 04 '25

He's being open-minded! He's refusing to impose his own rules on others.

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u/One-Woodpecker-7511 Jan 04 '25

Lol, "Mister T" cartoon where he plays himself and mentors(and frequently RESCUES) a team of mystery solving, trouble causing, gymnasts, not "A Team".

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u/socksmatterTWO Jan 04 '25

WHAT!??! They made Mr T cartoons!!!!! OH MY CHILDHOOD SQUEEEEES! 48 and I had no idea but I need this today

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u/No_Detective_But_304 Jan 04 '25

Casper saw that happen and knows what’s up.

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 Jan 05 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/rcatf Jan 04 '25

Upvort. Now you can keep on rhyming

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u/Plixtor Jan 04 '25

Yep, must be the Irish version!

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u/EggsceIlent Jan 04 '25

I know what you mean

                      -Jelly Bean

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u/rager11111 Jan 04 '25

He is a bit of a croc O’File

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u/VincesMustache Jan 04 '25

My favorite Irish reptile expert.

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u/ogx2og Jan 04 '25

After while (nope, not doing it)

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u/JaggedSuplex Jan 04 '25

O’Dile rules

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u/BAMspek Jan 04 '25

O’Dile rules!

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u/sheogor Jan 05 '25

So salty

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u/Adan_Rocco Jan 05 '25

Ah yes my favorite quote from Odile In Stars and Time

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u/XxSir_redditxX Jan 05 '25

Bites dude's hand off

O'DILE RULES!!

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u/FeelColins Jan 06 '25

In a while pedophile

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u/tanksalotfrank Jan 06 '25

O'Dile rules (pumps my tiny alligator arms)

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u/Rocketsball Jan 08 '25

Where have you been??? It’s been awhile…

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u/sheeepboy Jan 04 '25

Same to you

-Kangaroo

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u/Charming_Ambition_27 Jan 04 '25

Chow chow brown cow

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u/theBadArts84 Jan 05 '25

In a tree!

  • bird I see

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u/OnRedditBoredAF Jan 04 '25

In a while?

                 -Crocodile

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u/Medical-Passenger560 Jan 04 '25

See you soon - baboon

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u/Ireadbutdontupvote Jan 04 '25

Sayonara - Capybara

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u/CowboyGunner Jan 04 '25

See you when I wanna iguana.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

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u/dangerclosecustoms Jan 04 '25

Nah IDGAF, mallard duck

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u/dangerclosecustoms Jan 04 '25

Signed anonymous..hippopotamus

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u/CowboyGunner Jan 05 '25

Stay away from the drama, llama.

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u/LookMaNoPride Jan 04 '25

Yoink. This is now part of my repertoire

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u/Separate-Towel-8962 Jan 04 '25

In a jiffy! cheetah with a stiffy

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u/Bigspotdaddy Jan 04 '25

Around 4:00? -Dinosaur

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u/klaw14 Jan 04 '25

Well of course!

-- Horse

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u/PineapplePossible99 Jan 04 '25

I tried rhyming “o’clock” with “dinosaur” at first 💀

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u/B4USLIPN2 Jan 04 '25

Catch ya’ in an hour- no better make that an hour and a half, especially if Harry drones on and on during the meeting, continually displaying waterfall chart after waterfall chart- my beautiful flower

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u/emf3rd31495 Jan 08 '25

Originally read this as “Around four o’clock - dinosaur” and had a good laugh at the non rhyme lol

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u/Muted-Dragonfly-1799 Jan 04 '25

It's time to swish, jellyfish.

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u/Acceptable-Ad-328 Jan 04 '25

Hiw do you even make that?

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u/Responsible_Bat3029 Jan 04 '25

2:30

                       - Dentist

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u/AtmanAnatman Jan 05 '25

After supper - …

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u/madisonsissy608 Jan 04 '25

Stay sweet parakeet

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u/CowboyGunner Jan 04 '25

Don’t be laggin’ dragon.

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u/TheNotoriousElmo Jan 08 '25

It's open house.

-Mouse

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u/Take_the_ringer Jan 04 '25

God this has me laughing so freaking hard. Take my upvote!

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u/Hourglass_Nebula0504 Jan 04 '25

This is my favorite comment ever

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u/Xavage1337 Jan 04 '25

this is the perfect comment

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u/Same-Body8497 Jan 04 '25

In awhile crocodile

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u/sendlewdzpls Jan 04 '25

God damn it! Take my angry upvote!

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u/trumpshouldrap Jan 04 '25

u/SoCalDan you seem like the chillest dude.

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u/TDOTBRO Jan 04 '25

"In a while"-Crocodile

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u/stampstock Jan 04 '25

That’s funny as hell

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u/Boring-Woodpecker-48 Jan 04 '25

In a while

          -Crocodile

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u/PierreEscargoat Jan 04 '25

This is my favorite comment today.

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u/GoatTheNewb Jan 04 '25

Much deserved upvote 😂

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u/rahnbj Jan 04 '25

After a while - Crocodile

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u/dickbutkusmk4 Jan 04 '25

That was a good one 👍

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u/AlienNTechnology4550 Jan 04 '25

That's a Mockodile.

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u/Interview_Alive Jan 04 '25

Not in front of the camera

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u/Ok-Aspect8286 Jan 04 '25

After a while 

         -Crocodile

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

After a while

— Crocodile

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u/ChedderChethra Jan 04 '25

Not, after awhile?

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u/SaltySailor17 Jan 04 '25

He’s in denial

                     - Crocodile

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u/FlatBot Jan 04 '25

Yeah this guy is 100% getting mauled and / or eaten some day

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u/Cute_Opening8638 Jan 04 '25

I laughed for way too long at this

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u/Ichiban_Numba_1 Jan 04 '25

For a while - Crocodile

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u/artlabman Jan 04 '25

After awhile….crocodile

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u/No-Huckleberry-8357 Jan 04 '25

After supper mother

                      -Fucker

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u/Tight_boules Jan 04 '25

In a while -crocodile

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u/beefsnaps Jan 04 '25

In a while

    -Crocodile

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

In a while

             -crocodile

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u/juggalo-jordy Jan 04 '25

Come on up take the elligator

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u/Bubbly_Power_6210 Jan 04 '25

after while, crocodile

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u/sofritoti Jan 04 '25

In a while 

             -Crocodile

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u/sweet_sax Jan 04 '25

In a while

      -Crocodile

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u/progdIgious Jan 04 '25

After while crocodile

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u/MisterX9821 Jan 04 '25

shee you shoon....BOY

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u/TxGameATX01 Jan 04 '25

We don't taste like chicken. We taste worse.

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u/angryve Jan 04 '25

Goddamnit. Well done.

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u/blingbloop Jan 04 '25

In a while. - Crocad…. Damn

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u/JONNILIGHTNIN Jan 04 '25

I’ll see you in a while -crocodile

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u/scifijunkie3 Jan 04 '25

After a while, crocodile.

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u/Ok_Respect_2871 Jan 04 '25

In a while

  • Crocodile

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u/rickles1113 Jan 04 '25

After a while...I'll eat you.

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u/FuzzyKaleidoscopes Jan 04 '25

This comment grants you one Harvard University degree.

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u/LisaMikky Jan 04 '25

😅😅😅🐊

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Jan 05 '25

In a while

                - Crocodile

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u/AgileArtichokes Jan 05 '25

In awhile. 

             -crocodile

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u/DingDingLai Jan 05 '25

Actually, that’s Crocodile’s line.

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u/varsutherland Jan 05 '25

In a while..

       -Crocodile

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u/purplemarkersniffer Jan 05 '25

It would be after a while if it were a crocodile

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u/PwizardTheOriginal Jan 05 '25

In a while

Crocodile

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u/PieRemote2270 Jan 05 '25

💯💯💯💯

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u/CoolhandLW Jan 05 '25

Afterwhile

                   -Crocodile

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u/Hobo110491 Jan 05 '25

After a while 

                   -Crocodile

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u/Optimal_Debate_9352 Jan 05 '25

In a while

     -Crocodile

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u/Igor_J Jan 05 '25

After while

- Crocodile

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u/02meepmeep Jan 05 '25

Cayman went.

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u/MsCndyKane Jan 05 '25

After awhile

  • Crocodile 🐊

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u/greengoblin-30 Jan 05 '25

In a while -crocodile

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u/No_Cat_9638 Jan 05 '25

After while crocodile 😂

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u/malepalestale Jan 05 '25

Genuine LOL

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u/IAteAllYourBees_53 Jan 06 '25

In a while, crocodile. 🐊

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u/Hootnany Jan 06 '25

In a while

-Crocodile

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u/Training_Waltz_9032 Jan 07 '25

When my legs are a little straighter

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u/No-Image-7539 Jan 07 '25

In awhile crocodile

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u/MuscleCrow Jan 07 '25

In a while, crocodile.

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u/Amazing-Wheel-6652 Jan 07 '25

After a while

                 -Crocodile

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jan 07 '25

After ‘while

              - Allogator’s friend

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u/Swally_Swede Jan 08 '25

Well done. 👍

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u/marcopolo129 Jan 08 '25

In a while

  • crocodile

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u/Wolfwalkerm Jan 09 '25

In a while. 

        -Crocodile