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r/BeAmazed • u/Dynastyisog • Jan 04 '25
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It’s prob because alligators attack/chomp from the side. Dude triggered its ‘hey squirrel’, reflex, when he quickly flicked to the side of its face.
Anyways, at least he’s honest. Still would not recommend.
40 u/BoLoYu Jan 04 '25 Yes, you can see it it in alligator pits were regularly bite off each others legs this way. 37 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25 They don't even flinch either lol. Just like oh yeah you can keep that leg. Reptiles aren't to be fucked with 24 u/chilled_sloth Jan 04 '25 Reminds me of one of my favorite gifs where a croc/gator takes another’s leg off and the victim turns to it as if to say “seriously?” 7 u/PlantsThatsWhatsUpp Jan 04 '25 Linnnnk 34 u/chilled_sloth Jan 04 '25 https://gifbin.com/bin/092015/1441643094_crocodile_bites_other_crocodiles_leg_off.gif Found it! 24 u/PlantsThatsWhatsUpp Jan 04 '25 Lmao thank you. Those alligators look so dumb in this clip hahaha. Somehow they all miss the fish by distance and a leg gets eaten. 10 u/scourge_bites Jan 04 '25 holy shit?? 2 u/thebestdogeevr Jan 05 '25 I'm surprised by the lack of any blood 1 u/Bronze_Granum Jan 05 '25 Gators have unique anatomy for that. Basically immediately closes the wound to prevent bleeding, if I recall correctly (wound still open, but the blood wont flow out) 1 u/Abacus118 Jan 04 '25 I think I remember reading they’re all blind too? Seems like a less than ideal way to feed them. 3 u/TehMephs Jan 04 '25 Reptiles just running on kernel level code you know? 1 u/gorillachud Jan 04 '25 its ‘hey squirrel’, reflex its what 3 u/WyrdMagesty Jan 04 '25 4 u/jackbristol Jan 04 '25 Doug the dog from Up https://youtu.be/SSUXXzN26zg
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Yes, you can see it it in alligator pits were regularly bite off each others legs this way.
37 u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25 They don't even flinch either lol. Just like oh yeah you can keep that leg. Reptiles aren't to be fucked with 24 u/chilled_sloth Jan 04 '25 Reminds me of one of my favorite gifs where a croc/gator takes another’s leg off and the victim turns to it as if to say “seriously?” 7 u/PlantsThatsWhatsUpp Jan 04 '25 Linnnnk 34 u/chilled_sloth Jan 04 '25 https://gifbin.com/bin/092015/1441643094_crocodile_bites_other_crocodiles_leg_off.gif Found it! 24 u/PlantsThatsWhatsUpp Jan 04 '25 Lmao thank you. Those alligators look so dumb in this clip hahaha. Somehow they all miss the fish by distance and a leg gets eaten. 10 u/scourge_bites Jan 04 '25 holy shit?? 2 u/thebestdogeevr Jan 05 '25 I'm surprised by the lack of any blood 1 u/Bronze_Granum Jan 05 '25 Gators have unique anatomy for that. Basically immediately closes the wound to prevent bleeding, if I recall correctly (wound still open, but the blood wont flow out) 1 u/Abacus118 Jan 04 '25 I think I remember reading they’re all blind too? Seems like a less than ideal way to feed them. 3 u/TehMephs Jan 04 '25 Reptiles just running on kernel level code you know?
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They don't even flinch either lol. Just like oh yeah you can keep that leg. Reptiles aren't to be fucked with
24 u/chilled_sloth Jan 04 '25 Reminds me of one of my favorite gifs where a croc/gator takes another’s leg off and the victim turns to it as if to say “seriously?” 7 u/PlantsThatsWhatsUpp Jan 04 '25 Linnnnk 34 u/chilled_sloth Jan 04 '25 https://gifbin.com/bin/092015/1441643094_crocodile_bites_other_crocodiles_leg_off.gif Found it! 24 u/PlantsThatsWhatsUpp Jan 04 '25 Lmao thank you. Those alligators look so dumb in this clip hahaha. Somehow they all miss the fish by distance and a leg gets eaten. 10 u/scourge_bites Jan 04 '25 holy shit?? 2 u/thebestdogeevr Jan 05 '25 I'm surprised by the lack of any blood 1 u/Bronze_Granum Jan 05 '25 Gators have unique anatomy for that. Basically immediately closes the wound to prevent bleeding, if I recall correctly (wound still open, but the blood wont flow out) 1 u/Abacus118 Jan 04 '25 I think I remember reading they’re all blind too? Seems like a less than ideal way to feed them. 3 u/TehMephs Jan 04 '25 Reptiles just running on kernel level code you know?
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Reminds me of one of my favorite gifs where a croc/gator takes another’s leg off and the victim turns to it as if to say “seriously?”
7 u/PlantsThatsWhatsUpp Jan 04 '25 Linnnnk 34 u/chilled_sloth Jan 04 '25 https://gifbin.com/bin/092015/1441643094_crocodile_bites_other_crocodiles_leg_off.gif Found it! 24 u/PlantsThatsWhatsUpp Jan 04 '25 Lmao thank you. Those alligators look so dumb in this clip hahaha. Somehow they all miss the fish by distance and a leg gets eaten. 10 u/scourge_bites Jan 04 '25 holy shit?? 2 u/thebestdogeevr Jan 05 '25 I'm surprised by the lack of any blood 1 u/Bronze_Granum Jan 05 '25 Gators have unique anatomy for that. Basically immediately closes the wound to prevent bleeding, if I recall correctly (wound still open, but the blood wont flow out) 1 u/Abacus118 Jan 04 '25 I think I remember reading they’re all blind too? Seems like a less than ideal way to feed them.
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Linnnnk
34 u/chilled_sloth Jan 04 '25 https://gifbin.com/bin/092015/1441643094_crocodile_bites_other_crocodiles_leg_off.gif Found it! 24 u/PlantsThatsWhatsUpp Jan 04 '25 Lmao thank you. Those alligators look so dumb in this clip hahaha. Somehow they all miss the fish by distance and a leg gets eaten. 10 u/scourge_bites Jan 04 '25 holy shit?? 2 u/thebestdogeevr Jan 05 '25 I'm surprised by the lack of any blood 1 u/Bronze_Granum Jan 05 '25 Gators have unique anatomy for that. Basically immediately closes the wound to prevent bleeding, if I recall correctly (wound still open, but the blood wont flow out) 1 u/Abacus118 Jan 04 '25 I think I remember reading they’re all blind too? Seems like a less than ideal way to feed them.
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https://gifbin.com/bin/092015/1441643094_crocodile_bites_other_crocodiles_leg_off.gif
Found it!
24 u/PlantsThatsWhatsUpp Jan 04 '25 Lmao thank you. Those alligators look so dumb in this clip hahaha. Somehow they all miss the fish by distance and a leg gets eaten. 10 u/scourge_bites Jan 04 '25 holy shit?? 2 u/thebestdogeevr Jan 05 '25 I'm surprised by the lack of any blood 1 u/Bronze_Granum Jan 05 '25 Gators have unique anatomy for that. Basically immediately closes the wound to prevent bleeding, if I recall correctly (wound still open, but the blood wont flow out) 1 u/Abacus118 Jan 04 '25 I think I remember reading they’re all blind too? Seems like a less than ideal way to feed them.
Lmao thank you. Those alligators look so dumb in this clip hahaha. Somehow they all miss the fish by distance and a leg gets eaten.
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holy shit??
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I'm surprised by the lack of any blood
1 u/Bronze_Granum Jan 05 '25 Gators have unique anatomy for that. Basically immediately closes the wound to prevent bleeding, if I recall correctly (wound still open, but the blood wont flow out)
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Gators have unique anatomy for that. Basically immediately closes the wound to prevent bleeding, if I recall correctly (wound still open, but the blood wont flow out)
I think I remember reading they’re all blind too? Seems like a less than ideal way to feed them.
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Reptiles just running on kernel level code you know?
its ‘hey squirrel’, reflex
its what
3 u/WyrdMagesty Jan 04 '25 4 u/jackbristol Jan 04 '25 Doug the dog from Up https://youtu.be/SSUXXzN26zg
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Doug the dog from Up
https://youtu.be/SSUXXzN26zg
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u/HatefulDan Jan 04 '25
It’s prob because alligators attack/chomp from the side. Dude triggered its ‘hey squirrel’, reflex, when he quickly flicked to the side of its face.
Anyways, at least he’s honest. Still would not recommend.