r/BeAmazed • u/Dynastyisog • Jan 04 '25

Animal Dude explains why alligator won't kill him

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

Clearly they are putting the wallet in the wrong back pocket. Plus if it's a female gator with a strap on she might just dump a clutch of eggs back there.

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u/B4TZ3Y Jan 05 '25

OH FUUUUUCK IMABOUTOBUSSSS