r/BeAmazed Jan 20 '25

Miscellaneous / Others A decade of alcoholism, depression and obesity to sober and healthy.

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u/porkbuttstuff Jan 20 '25

As a straight man, let me just say; 🥵🥵🥵

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u/Pnutbtterjllytime Jan 20 '25

As a fellow straight man I appreciate that 😁

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u/MachineOutOfOrder Jan 20 '25

Congratz on revealing that jawline. And the rest!

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u/MountainAirBear Jan 21 '25

Yes!! The jawline.

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u/urmomsexbf Jan 21 '25

Marry him

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u/Lmdr1973 Jan 21 '25

As a straight woman, I appreciate it, also. 😉

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u/Glamorous1978 Jan 21 '25

Don’t we all 🥰

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u/newsprinkle178 Jan 21 '25

We sure do!! - another straight woman

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u/JimmyJonJackson420 Jan 21 '25

I’m not single at all but I was like wow what?

He’s earned it tho!

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u/GrumpyCrow905 Jan 21 '25

As a gay man, I appreciate all of this. 👀👌

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u/charminTP13 Jan 21 '25

Name doesn’t check out

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u/Inevitable-Hall2390 Jan 21 '25

You’re obviously one of God’s favorites with that dick outline

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u/easterss Jan 21 '25

😂 RIP your DMs

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u/jordan460 Jan 21 '25

Yes that's quite a hog

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u/Dubbs444 Jan 21 '25

I came to the comments just to see if anyone else was going to say it. Thanks for being that person lol.

Congrats, OP!

….Oh, and congrats on the whole weight loss & lifestyle change, too!

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u/raulrocks99 Jan 21 '25

Same! Glad someone did. 😭😭

And congratulations to you OP!

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u/fatandhappylilcactus Jan 21 '25

Had to scroll far enough

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u/porkbuttstuff Jan 21 '25

Well great, now I'm jealous too.

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u/Silent-Employer5087 Jan 21 '25

I’m glad you said it 😂 I’m a lady but still

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u/porkbuttstuff Jan 21 '25

I'm straight, but I'm not blind.

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u/SecretHippo1 Jan 21 '25

Fucking killed me 🤣

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u/Silent-Employer5087 Jan 21 '25

I’m glad I’m not either lol

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u/LOERMaster Jan 21 '25

Was gonna say I’m straight and married and I wouldn’t say no.

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u/OtherwiseAnteater239 Jan 21 '25

Wouldn’t wanna be RUDE…

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u/Outerversal_Kermit Jan 21 '25

People who say things like this grind my fucking gears

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u/LOERMaster Jan 21 '25

Guess I grind your gears.

🤷‍♂️

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u/Outerversal_Kermit Jan 21 '25

Yeah, you suck!

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u/-Binxx- Jan 21 '25

How you’re getting downvoted for saying someone who would cheat is a bad person I will never understand.

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u/Late_Vacation_8623 Jan 21 '25

As a straight woman let me also say 🥵🥵🥵

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u/porkbuttstuff Jan 21 '25

My wife never gives it up for anybody ever, which is frustrating. Like if Chris Pratt/Hemsworth doesn't get it, how can I? But anyway, even she was down with Mr hunky self improvement. Cillian Murphy and this guy are apparently in an elite class together. That's a fucking strong endorsement if you knew the situation.

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u/Pnutbtterjllytime Jan 22 '25

I'm genuinely flattered

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u/SoCalledAdulting Jan 21 '25

Username.. doesn't check out? haha

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u/Southern-qt Jan 21 '25

I second that 🫠🥵

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u/Bumblebee56990 Jan 21 '25

Right!! He looks great.

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u/arkquail Jan 21 '25

Interesting how he goes from cute to sexy vibe 🤔

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u/ButterflyBadger3 Jan 21 '25

I mean, I came here to say ... XD

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

like spaceman:🥵🥵🥵

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u/First_Cloud4676 Jan 21 '25

You are not straight lol

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u/porkbuttstuff Jan 21 '25

I mean I guess it's all a spectrum. Let's just say I've never touched a dick that wasn't my own... yet