r/BeAmazed • u/justaboringuy_ • Feb 22 '25
Animal Dog Completely Changed his colour in 2 years.
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u/GarrulousAbsurdity Feb 22 '25
I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.
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u/General_Cherry_3107 Feb 22 '25
drops ball
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u/RepresentativeAd560 Feb 22 '25
Anyone who has visited notakeonlythrow would know better than to trust the ring to a dog.
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u/theenemysgate_isdown Feb 22 '25
Yesssss. They used to call me Gandog the Black.
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u/jkj90 Feb 22 '25
Yes... that was what they used to call me... I am Mr. Woofles, and I have thrown up on the rug
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u/bitpartmozart13 Feb 22 '25
This was after the battle of the peak when he fought the ball-rug.
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u/Mountainbranch Feb 22 '25
Gandog the white, Gandog the fool!
Two can play at that game, Sarucat!
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u/SpiderAssassinBruh Feb 22 '25
“Gandog the Grey, coming to Isenpark, seeking my counsel?”
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u/Skai_Override Feb 22 '25
They're taking the puppies to Isenpark!
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u/SpiderAssassinBruh Feb 22 '25
I love this. This is my favourite one so far. I am saving this to cherish it.
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u/42brie_flutterbye Feb 23 '25
I love this entire thread!
I laughed so hard at "ball-rug of pawgoth," it took three reads before I could make it to here w/o needing to wipe my eyes and catch my breath.
THIS is why I love reddit!
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u/HappyLittleTrees17 Feb 22 '25
Got a dark haired dog look like Michael Jackson, got a white haired dog look like Michael Jackson
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u/CheezBrgrWalrus Feb 22 '25
Did everybody else sing this when they read it too?
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u/_extra_medium_ Feb 22 '25
I miss normal Kanye
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u/Nice-Grab4838 Feb 22 '25
I miss the old Kanye, straight from the go Kanye
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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer Feb 22 '25
You mean you miss Kanye from when his mom was still alive. Donda was the only thing keeping him somewhat grounded.
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u/SparkyDogPants Feb 22 '25
I think his drug and alcohol abuse post Donna is really what triggered his psychosis
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u/RandomRedditReader Feb 22 '25
100%, it's a known fact that many recreational drugs can trigger or worsen mental disorders. Even weed has been known to trigger early stages of BPD in those predisposed to it.
It doesn't help that he has pushed away all the people that wanted to help him and surrounded himself with a bad crowd.
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u/DailyTreePlanting Feb 22 '25
kanye was never normal. that’s like the “i bought this before elon was crazy” tesla stickers
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u/KayJay282 Feb 22 '25
Nah, Musk was never normal.
He was always doing weird shit and saying weird shit.
There was a time Kanye never did any crazy.
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u/noctilucous_ Feb 22 '25
i think those are just “i bought this before elon” stickers. he didn’t start the company.
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u/Cchaireazy Feb 22 '25
I miss that Kanye song
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u/stinky-bungus Feb 22 '25
I miss the old Kanye
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u/Accomplished_Tale956 Feb 22 '25
Straight from the ‘go Kanye
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u/Spartan8287 Feb 22 '25
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u/justaboringuy_ Feb 22 '25
I smelled this comment from miles away
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u/Wildlife_Jack Feb 22 '25
Is your dog a she? Or is it a hee-hee?
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u/grilly1986 Feb 22 '25
That's because it's bad, and you know it!
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u/PsyOpBunnyHop Feb 22 '25
You've been hit by...
You've struck by...
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u/DINC44 Feb 22 '25
This dog changed from black to white in 14 Michael Jackson years.
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u/mrfreeeeze Feb 22 '25
It doesn’t matter if you’re bark or white.
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u/kitsumodels Feb 22 '25
Of course it’s a Retrieheever
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u/RPDRNick Feb 22 '25
You've been hit by / You've been struck by / You've been hit by a Smooth Labrador
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u/MousseIndependent310 Feb 22 '25
I was looking for this. i commented the exact same thing before i looked and i had faith i would find this and i was not disappointed
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u/DefaultWhitePerson Feb 22 '25
"I've seen things, man."
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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Feb 22 '25
"Things you people would never believe "
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u/DrNavKab Feb 22 '25
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
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u/whiterthanblack Feb 22 '25
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
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u/DrNavKab Feb 22 '25
All those moments will be lost in time,
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u/ysfknn Feb 22 '25
like tears in rain.
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u/UnpricedToaster Feb 22 '25
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure that's a good dog.
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u/gUBBLOR Feb 22 '25
I am an expert and I can confirm, that is indeed a good dog.
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u/macellan Feb 22 '25
I am a dog and I can confirm , u/gUBBLOR is indeed a woof expert.
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u/Icy_Bid_1310 Feb 22 '25
Vitiligo
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u/OldDirtyBusstop Feb 22 '25
Vitifido
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u/sotfggyrdg Feb 22 '25 edited Feb 22 '25
Vitildoggo
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u/Brilliant-Map-4515 Feb 22 '25
Too far down to hunt for the actual answer.
Bravo
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u/GustavDitters Feb 22 '25
I remember the days when the answers were the most upvoted comments :(
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u/Buttholeblowhole Feb 22 '25
What, you don’t like seeing the same joke made by 100 people before you get an answer?
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u/Adderkleet Feb 22 '25 edited Feb 22 '25
Or he's part cat.
(but no, it's vitiligo)
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u/56000hp Feb 22 '25
In the dog’s defense, he did it during his college years when he was carefree , without any cultural awareness , and he deeply regrets his actions.
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u/bluetuxedo22 Feb 22 '25
Plot twist: the original dog died and the parents replaced it while the kids were at school and made up the story.
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u/crashlanding87 Feb 22 '25
Lol my parents did this to me for literal years with goldfish. Told me that when they turn upside down and bloat, it's cause they're moulting
I only found out this was a lie when I was in fucking university, studying biology, and somehow in conversation it came up that I thought fish moult
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u/After_Mountain_901 Feb 22 '25
Are you English?
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u/crashlanding87 Feb 22 '25
Oui
Well, grew up in the US at first, parents moved back to the UK when I was 15, so my references and accent are a mess lol
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u/semifunctionaladdict Feb 22 '25
If only the dog wasn't apart of a heinous sex scandal in prior years he might've gotten away with it
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u/Two_Month Feb 22 '25
Explanation pls
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u/daNorthernMan Feb 22 '25
Finally, had to scroll through all the hilarious jokes before I found an explanation.
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u/bambi54 Feb 22 '25
“Hilarious jokes” lol. The first couple can be funny, then the other ones are just the same ones reworded.
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u/Deaffin Feb 22 '25
Bro, that's a spam blog describing a reddit post. Just link the actual reddit post at that point.
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u/TheSodomizer00 Feb 22 '25
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u/Opie30-30 Feb 22 '25
"Santa's got re-vitaligo. Opposite of what Michael Jackson had." One of the funniest lines I've heard in a long time.
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u/Thejester03 Feb 22 '25
"He said that it was from when the cars had smashed sooo haaarrd.....mmm mmm mmm mmm....."
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u/Tall_Replacement6741 Feb 22 '25
Holy shit a Crash Test Dummies reference, if ever there was a one hit wonder lmao. Also, I’ll be singing this damn song the rest of the weekend lol. Well done!
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u/jrmorton12 Feb 22 '25
Thank god. I closed 15 comment threads about Michael Jackson waiting for “once, there was a dog who…”
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u/MostMobile6265 Feb 22 '25
Buster sold his Dodge Charger and now drives a VW Tiguan.
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u/qawsedrf12 Feb 22 '25
Me after this past month
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u/justaboringuy_ Feb 22 '25
So you're finally a Jedi now?
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u/PossibilityOk782 Feb 22 '25
At least now he can go shopping without getting followed and harassed
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u/meaksy Feb 22 '25
One day he was black, the next he was white, really? Could this this doggo just have pulled the biggest tax fraud in canine history. If he starts answering to ‘Chad’ and driving a Tesla, I’m calling the authorities.
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u/falcon0041 Feb 22 '25
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1iu9m5k/man_finds_his_dog_after_3_years/
I'm glad this one didn't
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u/Techrie Feb 22 '25 edited Feb 22 '25
Everybody version for no native EN speakers; He’s black he’s white yeah yeah yeah he’s black he’s white yeah yeah yeah
Michael Jackson; It’s black, it’s white … It’s tough for you to get by (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I edited … thank you
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u/3clips312 Feb 22 '25
Bro took “Once you go black you can never go back” personally
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u/Scrounger_HT Feb 22 '25
i have a yorkie that was traditional brown and black. he lost all his brown over a year or so, vet and groomers said they never seen a yorkie do that
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u/Zestyclose_Money1724 Feb 22 '25
Dawg really went from “Sup’ N!gga, we finna pull up on the opps fr” to “greetings fine gentlemen we shall encounter our opposing lads”
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u/JumpInTheSun Feb 22 '25
My dog did the same but he only had a black head and highlights which are now white.
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u/Plumpdaddy2501 Feb 22 '25
That's 14 years In medium sized dog years. It doesn't take people that long to gray. (Looks in the mirror)
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