My dad almost died 20 years ago and my mom had to do it. They're made for each other.
Physical therapy is a miracle and those therapists are miracle workers. Also my dad was an ac guy and he was built like a brick shit house and fucking ripped into his 40's.
Like an Abercrombie model but he could carry 100 pound blocks of concrete that the A/C unit goes on. Even after he learned to walk and talk and everything again he was still one strong ass old man.
Uhh what? These guys wouldn't even be able to attain that much muscle without insane calorie intakes. They shit way more often than once a week. Wouldn't be surprised if it's twice a day. Some of them literally get up in the middle of the night to have a protein shake just so they can intake enough protein.
Wow you must have watched one YouTube video⌠considering you think popping twice a day is a lot I would bet youâre not super knowledgeable about this subject but clearly I was joking
I did not watch a youtube video for this information. It comes from having a bit of understanding of the caloric intake required to maintain that level of muscle mass even with steroids involved. It is an outrageous amount of food, and this inevitably leads to lots of poop. That is kind of how it works, more food--> more poop.
but clearly I was joking
Even as a joke your comment makes no sense? Why would steroids make someone poop less?
Well steroid compounds mess up your bodies neurological, respiratory, cardiovascular, endocrine, reproductive and digestive systems. Considering their size they are probably using abusive amounts. In response to someone who asked how do they wipe, my response was so much âsteroidsâ they prolly poop once a week meaning âahaha they donât have to worry about it because they take so much gear their bodies are fucked upâ. Iâm making fun of steroid users
But that doesn't make sense, no steroid user with that kind of muscle mass would poop once a week. Even jokingly the comment makes no sense. I am well aware of how bad steroids are for the human body, they have horrific long term side effects and those who really abuse them rarely make it into their 40's or 50's.
The caloric intake they have to manage to even maintain that kind of muscle is absurd.. Keep in mind that is just maintaining what they have.
I went and checked a thread about this topic because it has apparently come up in the past, and a lot of the responses were even higher than 2 a day. Some it was 4 or 5 per day.
Youâre taking this so seriouslyâŚ. Itâs a joke I did not mean to insult you. Trust me I know how caloric intake works⌠and pooping. Itâs not like youâre dropping earth shattering knowledge on me here. Ik the joke doesnât make literal sense but itâs funny to make fun of how unhealthy they are. Also a healthy human should poop 2-3 times a day hope you didnât shed any tears over this
I never implied that this is important. Or what I was upset. Please don't start with this utterly stupid shit as if I am upset over this. You said something silly, I pointed out why it was silly. I don't believe you 100% intended that to be a joke either but you can claim whatever you want after the fact.
Also a healthy human should poop 2-3 times a day hope you didnât shed any tears over this
This actually varies a great deal. It can be a few times a week, up to 3 times a day. Would depend on each person. People who intermittent fast for instance are not likely going to need 2 or 3 bowel movements a day.
You clearly took my joke personal lmao. The Beauty of it is u donât have to be concerned with what I was thinking when I posted the joke. My guess is you either think steroids are cool or are on steroids and got offended. But youâre clearly taking this personal lmao
Also issues with being able to scratch yourself in some normal people places like your back and being unable to brush your teeth without having to change hands due to arm pump.
A body like that is very unnatural and you end up having issues because of it.
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Bodybuilder here, sitting at around 275 so as big (or bigger) as the guy in vid. I can wipe my ass normally, weâre not that immobile lol. The only things I canât do which I believe most can is
1.touch my shoulder (which doesnât affect my day to day life at all)
2.scratch the middle of my back (I have a designated back scratcher)
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u/Organic-Ad3283 Feb 25 '25
How do they wipe their butt?