r/BeAmazed Feb 25 '25

Miscellaneous / Others Strength of a manual worker vs bodybuilders

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u/Organic-Ad3283 Feb 25 '25

How do they wipe their butt?

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u/BusFew5534 Feb 25 '25

Same way obese people do.

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u/NIP_SLIP_RIOT Feb 25 '25

Rag on a stick

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u/Mammoth-Access-1181 Feb 25 '25

Or have their partner do it for them.

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u/Goodforklift Feb 25 '25

You know you love someone if you will wipe they ass after a shit

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u/Fart__ Feb 25 '25

You should send this to Hallmark.

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u/blk_toffee Feb 25 '25

I'd love to see the card art

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

My dad almost died 20 years ago and my mom had to do it. They're made for each other.

Physical therapy is a miracle and those therapists are miracle workers. Also my dad was an ac guy and he was built like a brick shit house and fucking ripped into his 40's.

Like an Abercrombie model but he could carry 100 pound blocks of concrete that the A/C unit goes on. Even after he learned to walk and talk and everything again he was still one strong ass old man.

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u/Dapper-Giraffe6444 Feb 25 '25

You killed me😂😂😂

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u/24ben Feb 25 '25

Eat Toilette paper after every meal? So the butt wipe follows every shit?

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u/BirdinandVonAegir Feb 25 '25

.....this changes everything.

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u/EssexOnAStick Feb 25 '25

Toilet paper is full of fiber and fiber is good for poop anyways, I think you're on to something big here ...

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u/Godstevsky Feb 25 '25

They don't.

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u/Conscious-Hand-2061 Feb 25 '25

Back to front

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u/Clyde-A-Scope Feb 25 '25

I do a circular motion.

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u/Citizentoxie502 Feb 25 '25

Only when their mothers where pregnant

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u/probabletrump Feb 25 '25

Hotel pool?

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u/TGrady902 Feb 25 '25

Very poorly and then they smell like shit in public?

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u/Baldtazar Feb 25 '25

They go to the wc in pairs

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u/MonsieurFubar Feb 25 '25

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u/modsonredditsuckdk Feb 25 '25

What is this gif from. It is hilarious

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u/DirteeCanuck Feb 25 '25

Republican National Convention

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u/CutmasterSkinny Feb 25 '25

Thats true, after Trumps executive order that turned everyone male, they are all legally gay.

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u/GladlyGone Feb 25 '25

Didn't the EO say we're all female?

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u/CutmasterSkinny Feb 25 '25

Might be, still pretty gay tho.

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u/Beneficial_Eye_5900 Feb 25 '25

Some just cant have to use a bidet or take a shower

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u/Technical_Section235 Feb 25 '25

So much steroids they prolly poop like once a week

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u/Simulation-Argument Feb 26 '25

Uhh what? These guys wouldn't even be able to attain that much muscle without insane calorie intakes. They shit way more often than once a week. Wouldn't be surprised if it's twice a day. Some of them literally get up in the middle of the night to have a protein shake just so they can intake enough protein.

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u/Technical_Section235 Mar 06 '25

Wow you must have watched one YouTube video… considering you think popping twice a day is a lot I would bet you’re not super knowledgeable about this subject but clearly I was joking

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u/Simulation-Argument Mar 07 '25

I did not watch a youtube video for this information. It comes from having a bit of understanding of the caloric intake required to maintain that level of muscle mass even with steroids involved. It is an outrageous amount of food, and this inevitably leads to lots of poop. That is kind of how it works, more food--> more poop.

but clearly I was joking

Even as a joke your comment makes no sense? Why would steroids make someone poop less?

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u/Technical_Section235 29d ago

Well steroid compounds mess up your bodies neurological, respiratory, cardiovascular, endocrine, reproductive and digestive systems. Considering their size they are probably using abusive amounts. In response to someone who asked how do they wipe, my response was so much “steroids” they prolly poop once a week meaning “ahaha they don’t have to worry about it because they take so much gear their bodies are fucked up”. I’m making fun of steroid users

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u/Simulation-Argument 29d ago

But that doesn't make sense, no steroid user with that kind of muscle mass would poop once a week. Even jokingly the comment makes no sense. I am well aware of how bad steroids are for the human body, they have horrific long term side effects and those who really abuse them rarely make it into their 40's or 50's.

The caloric intake they have to manage to even maintain that kind of muscle is absurd.. Keep in mind that is just maintaining what they have.

I went and checked a thread about this topic because it has apparently come up in the past, and a lot of the responses were even higher than 2 a day. Some it was 4 or 5 per day.

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u/Technical_Section235 27d ago

You’re taking this so seriously…. It’s a joke I did not mean to insult you. Trust me I know how caloric intake works… and pooping. It’s not like you’re dropping earth shattering knowledge on me here. Ik the joke doesn’t make literal sense but it’s funny to make fun of how unhealthy they are. Also a healthy human should poop 2-3 times a day hope you didn’t shed any tears over this

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u/Simulation-Argument 27d ago

I never implied that this is important. Or what I was upset. Please don't start with this utterly stupid shit as if I am upset over this. You said something silly, I pointed out why it was silly. I don't believe you 100% intended that to be a joke either but you can claim whatever you want after the fact.

Also a healthy human should poop 2-3 times a day hope you didn’t shed any tears over this

This actually varies a great deal. It can be a few times a week, up to 3 times a day. Would depend on each person. People who intermittent fast for instance are not likely going to need 2 or 3 bowel movements a day.

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u/Technical_Section235 20d ago

You clearly took my joke personal lmao. The Beauty of it is u don’t have to be concerned with what I was thinking when I posted the joke. My guess is you either think steroids are cool or are on steroids and got offended. But you’re clearly taking this personal lmao

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u/Hara-Kiri Feb 25 '25

Like everybody else.

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u/RogueConscious Feb 25 '25

Back to Ancient Rome

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u/smasher84 Feb 25 '25

They just use public pool water jets.

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u/Business-Plastic5278 Feb 25 '25

They struggle.

Also issues with being able to scratch yourself in some normal people places like your back and being unable to brush your teeth without having to change hands due to arm pump.

A body like that is very unnatural and you end up having issues because of it.

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u/FruitOrchards Feb 25 '25

They're so efficient they use up everything they eat. They don't poop.

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u/SnooWoofers186 Feb 25 '25

Wipe? Just use bidet, towel, communal butt sponge (Roman era) /s

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u/CyanidePaws Feb 25 '25

Asking the real questions

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u/Flimsy-Building-8271 Feb 25 '25

With that amount of proteins you dont wipe, you try to survive

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u/GuidedByMonkeys Feb 25 '25

Bidets for the save!

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u/SnortsSpice Feb 25 '25

Bend over in the shower going full blast.

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u/Independent-Song5513 Feb 25 '25

Unfortunately we go in from the front.

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u/GoofyAhhGabes Feb 25 '25

Bodybuilder here, sitting at around 275 so as big (or bigger) as the guy in vid. I can wipe my ass normally, we’re not that immobile lol. The only things I can’t do which I believe most can is

1.touch my shoulder (which doesn’t affect my day to day life at all) 2.scratch the middle of my back (I have a designated back scratcher)

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u/Simulation-Argument Feb 26 '25

I wonder how common it is for them to have bidet?

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u/ShmeffreyShmezos Feb 26 '25

That’s what dogs are for

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u/Nananahx Feb 25 '25

Always with that dumb ahh comment, never change