Uhh what? These guys wouldn't even be able to attain that much muscle without insane calorie intakes. They shit way more often than once a week. Wouldn't be surprised if it's twice a day. Some of them literally get up in the middle of the night to have a protein shake just so they can intake enough protein.
Wow you must have watched one YouTube video… considering you think popping twice a day is a lot I would bet you’re not super knowledgeable about this subject but clearly I was joking
I did not watch a youtube video for this information. It comes from having a bit of understanding of the caloric intake required to maintain that level of muscle mass even with steroids involved. It is an outrageous amount of food, and this inevitably leads to lots of poop. That is kind of how it works, more food--> more poop.
but clearly I was joking
Even as a joke your comment makes no sense? Why would steroids make someone poop less?
Well steroid compounds mess up your bodies neurological, respiratory, cardiovascular, endocrine, reproductive and digestive systems. Considering their size they are probably using abusive amounts. In response to someone who asked how do they wipe, my response was so much “steroids” they prolly poop once a week meaning “ahaha they don’t have to worry about it because they take so much gear their bodies are fucked up”. I’m making fun of steroid users
But that doesn't make sense, no steroid user with that kind of muscle mass would poop once a week. Even jokingly the comment makes no sense. I am well aware of how bad steroids are for the human body, they have horrific long term side effects and those who really abuse them rarely make it into their 40's or 50's.
The caloric intake they have to manage to even maintain that kind of muscle is absurd.. Keep in mind that is just maintaining what they have.
I went and checked a thread about this topic because it has apparently come up in the past, and a lot of the responses were even higher than 2 a day. Some it was 4 or 5 per day.
You’re taking this so seriously…. It’s a joke I did not mean to insult you. Trust me I know how caloric intake works… and pooping. It’s not like you’re dropping earth shattering knowledge on me here. Ik the joke doesn’t make literal sense but it’s funny to make fun of how unhealthy they are. Also a healthy human should poop 2-3 times a day hope you didn’t shed any tears over this
I never implied that this is important. Or what I was upset. Please don't start with this utterly stupid shit as if I am upset over this. You said something silly, I pointed out why it was silly. I don't believe you 100% intended that to be a joke either but you can claim whatever you want after the fact.
Also a healthy human should poop 2-3 times a day hope you didn’t shed any tears over this
This actually varies a great deal. It can be a few times a week, up to 3 times a day. Would depend on each person. People who intermittent fast for instance are not likely going to need 2 or 3 bowel movements a day.
You clearly took my joke personal lmao. The Beauty of it is u don’t have to be concerned with what I was thinking when I posted the joke. My guess is you either think steroids are cool or are on steroids and got offended. But you’re clearly taking this personal lmao
Bro I am telling you. I did not take any of this personal. I just thought it was a stupid joke and one you made out of your ignorance. So I said something. I know how I felt better than you. I shouldn't even need to explain this to you but here we are.
I DO NOT think steroids are cool, nor do I take them. I don't even lift. I know this topic well because my father was into bodybuilding for most of his life. We live in Ohio and Columbus Ohio actually has one of the biggest bodybuilding conventions in the world called the Arnold Classic.
He is very anti-steroids as well and actually has numerous friends who have died from taking them. I've never touched them nor would I. I regularly watch Shredded Sports Science who has an entire youtube channel built around clowning on these dudes ruining their health so they can take gear, often claiming to be natty.
This is why it is really stupid to assume a bunch of bullshit about someone on the internet. You just created fiction and now look like a fool. Your jokes are bad and you are bad at reading people as well apparently. 🤡
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u/Technical_Section235 Feb 25 '25
So much steroids they prolly poop like once a week