r/BeAmazed 2d ago

Animal I love how the donkey immediately starts pleading his case with his owner 🫏(Stephanie W.

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u/Adventurous_Persik 2d ago

That donkey was immediately ready to negotiate. It’s like he knew the game and was like, “Alright, let’s make a deal.”

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u/RedditOrDieTryin 2d ago

The goat screaming took me out😂😂

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u/TitsLikeRunnyEggs 2d ago

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

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u/Mani_kr333 1d ago

to dinner???

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u/bigSTUdazz 2d ago

I'm glad to know that there is a donkey named Waffles on the planet.

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u/vibetiger 2d ago

“Waffles…WAFFLES!”

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u/Plmb_wfy 2d ago

The screaming of WAFFLES! is the funniest part

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u/Brief_Engineering639 1d ago

It totally is

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u/Midge_Meister 2d ago

And in the morning I'm making.... It's gotta be a Shrek reference right??

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u/ThatWeirdTag 2d ago

Oh wow I was totally hearing 'GUAPO!' which worked just as well tbh

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u/PsychologicalTX420 2d ago

Team Waffles

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u/Mango_Tango_725 12h ago

Waffles: but MOOOM! I was just KIDDING around!

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u/PozhanPop 2d ago

This one made the rounds a few years ago. I can never get enough of it. When she uses the mommy tone to scold poor Waffles and poor Waffles trying to explain the situation.

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u/Psyonicpanda 2d ago

He looks so lonely, a donkey buddy would make him so much happier

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u/Brief_Engineering639 1d ago

Yes he needs a friend but what would it’s name be lol

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u/pocketgravel 1d ago

Pancakes

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u/frigiddesertdweller 1d ago

Obviously "Chicken" 🤣

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u/Brief_Engineering639 1d ago

🙄 of course 🐓😂

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u/frigiddesertdweller 1d ago

Or maybe a Palomino named Pancakes 😍

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u/Illustrious_Nothing9 2d ago

Waffles needs some chicken 🐔 to play with

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u/shawdowalker 2d ago

People have pet donkeys?

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u/Agitated_Year8521 2d ago

People keep weirder animals than donkeys as pets. Donkeys are incredibly sociable and are good company if you have the right environment to care for them, they're pretty smart too

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u/Rabid_Sloth_ 2d ago

Yeah I'm not a farmer or rancher but I also hear they are top notch defense/guard animals. Will protect entire flocks.

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u/pyschosoul 2d ago

Donkey will fuck shit up.

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u/OstentatiousSock 1d ago

A donkey protected my nephew from a raging pitbull once. Thing came out of no where and went straight at hit. Donkey gave him a few good kicks before it yelped off. Donkey and child unharmed.

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u/ChopCow420 2d ago

This is actually a common misunderstanding about donkeys. While they do have natural tendencies to confront threats more than some other prey animals, they are in absolutely no way equip behaviorally to protect livestock against real threats. People will mistakenly rely on them to defend livestock thinking that it's a given, but at the end of the day they are prey animals and there are more real-life stories of donkeys being brutally killed by predators because people unknowingly thought they are the same as livestock guardian dogs.

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u/Pinksters 1d ago

I mean...Ive seen a video of a donkey swinging a coyote around by the neck, videos of them curbstomping foxes and heard many tales of similar situations.

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u/ChopCow420 1d ago

Those incidents do occur, but you could never predictably rely on a donkey to protect a herd the way an animal specifically bred to do so would. It's that reliance that puts animals in harm's way, as that same donkey is genetically programmed to run away from predators MORE than fighting them. They might successfully fend off a predator attack 5x but the 6th time the odds are still just as high it will be mauled, killed or simply choose to flee instead of fighting. To keep all animals safe, livestock guardian dogs should always be used instead of prey animals.

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u/Eat_My_Liver 1d ago

I hate reddit...

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u/Rabid_Sloth_ 1d ago

You assume I read that on reddit?

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u/astarions_catamite 2d ago

Long ago i used to work in donations sorting for goodwill and we had “regulars” that would come in several times a day looking for bargains to re sell or were just hoarders. My absolute favorite was a woman named Jetty. Maybe 50-55, quirky as all hell, and exactly what you’d expect from a person who hits the same goodwill multiple times a day. Just batty lol. She somehow “found” baby animals all over the place and always hid them under her jacket and snuck them in while she shopped and chatted us up. I have seen baby possums, raccoons (she had fucking 3 of them under her coat and one in her fanny pack. We caught her because they purr like kittens but much louder and customers were afraid she was hiding a bomb, Fox kits (2 at once), kittens and puppies multiple times, several occasions with birds, both large and small, one time a hedgehog (my favorite it was so cute), and the absolute wildest was a baby otter which is NOT local to this area at all lol. Never underestimate what weird ass people will do. To be fair all the animals seemed to really love her lol.

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u/Nightingdale099 1d ago

I thought we were talking about donkeys and I'm imagining an elderly donkey with a jacket smuggling baby animals.

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u/shawdowalker 2d ago

O wow didn't know that. All I know that some shepherds keep em for sheep guarding but to have em for just cuz is amazing. Thx for the insight.

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u/Belezoar1 2d ago

I've been told donkeys will teach horses to lead by tethering them together. However, apparently the donkeys will get fed up having to deal with breaking too many horses and will start killing them.

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u/deenali 1d ago

Very smart

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u/Associate_Less 2d ago

My first pet was a rock. I had a tank and all. The rock became apart of fire bellied toads enclosure as I slowly worked my way up from amphibians to reptiles. My favorite pets were my Savanah monitor, Nile monitor, and my rose haired tarantula

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u/-little-spoon- 1d ago

My first pet I was responsible for myself was a turkey dinosaur which I begged to keep and promised to care for because I got emotionally attached and felt too guilty to eat it. I obviously didn’t give him the right enclosure though because he wouldn’t eat the salad I put in his box for him and one day he started to smell and I knew he was gone.

I was genuinely grief stricken at the time and nobody ever tried to feed me anything shaped like an animal again. Though even if I was left alone too long with some amorphous blob of food I’d give it a backstory in my head and get too sad to eat it 🙈

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u/joecarter93 1d ago

Yeah my in laws used to have a hobby farm and had two donkeys just for fun.

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u/CockamouseGoesWee 1d ago

Yes absolutely! Donkeys are very intelligent and the only time they are mean is if you are mean to the donkey first, which is deserved. My mother befriended an abused donkey back home in Greece when she would free the donkey from its abusive owner repeatedly. She couldn't do much else because she was a teenager but the donkey remembered her. If I had a farm I'd get donkeys. In Greece we also ride them, but I'd avoid a lot of services especially in Santorini that offer this to tourists as an experience because right now a lot of people are being cruel to their donkeys. There needs to be more legal protections for donkeys.

Like another person already said, donkeys can become very effective livestock guardians which helps protect both farm animals and wildlife who'll think twice from attacking and everyone remains safe. They also can become feral and transfer their protectiveness to wild herds. Diesel famously is doing this for an elk herd: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.insideedition.com/beloved-runaway-donkey-seen-appearing-to-be-leading-herd-of-elk-after-going-missing-5-years-ago%3famp

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u/coma24 2d ago

She ordered Waffles to go.

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u/OneSensiblePerson 2d ago

But MOOOOOOOOMMMM! Waffles need friends 🥲😭

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u/Weedass223 2d ago

Lol I love how he listened! Good jerky donkey

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u/gaze-upon-it 1d ago

You have to give those goats a place to getaway, like a small shed or platform. Our donkeys would occasionally do the same but eventually they young goats would jump up on their backs and the donkeys liked the back rub.

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u/LopsidedKick9149 2d ago

Aren't you usually supposed to have two donkeys to keep them from becoming depressed? Not that I doubt your caring for these animals, they clearly have a beautiful area to run around in. But a friend may make him less pushy with the goats.

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u/anonfortherapy 2d ago

You can have other animals as companions to donkeys

Looks like this donkey just got some new goat friends

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u/CpnLouie 2d ago

But Mummy, they are friend-shaped!

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u/tcat1961 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SandraBeechBLOCKPrnt 1d ago

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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u/Unusual-Ad4890 1d ago

Waffles needs a friend.

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u/SmellyFbuttface 1d ago

I need a donkey in my life

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u/Namli92oyo88 1d ago

I love donkeys so much😭❤️❤️

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u/crosstheroom 2d ago

Waffles, don't make me turn you into sausage.

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u/Spazzyboy 2d ago

So this is a donkey, named 'Waffles'? Well someone is a fan of Shrek

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u/maobezw 2d ago

Stop chasing the goats or we will have WAFFLES for breakfast tomorrow! xD

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u/LuckyOneTime 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 giggled a lot at this

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u/Dizzy_Description812 2d ago

I've never seen a donkey respond to scolding.

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u/Feeling-Fab-U-Lus 1d ago

Waffles needs his own pet dog to play with, Mom!

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u/Got_ist_tots 1d ago

Oh, he knows.

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u/TheyCallHimJimbo 1d ago

Excuse me but who gives a fuck what goats like? If I recall correctly, actually let me just double check my notes here... yes... 100% of all goats who ever lived were surveyed and 0% of them have ever considered whether any other form of life liked the things they did. Wow. 100% of all goats who ever lived were in that survey! That's incontrovertible!

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u/burghblast 1d ago

I read that donkeys will stomp and bite wolves to death and some people keep them on farms to protect livestock.

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u/Icy_Door_2810 1d ago

Waffles understand perfect English

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u/xNikki_Mayhem 1d ago

The waffles scream is the winner here hahahaas

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u/Craft-Sudden 1d ago

Shout out to waffles!!

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u/Craft-Sudden 1d ago

Shout out to waffles!!

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u/TheWitchesDorothy 1d ago

Awwe I want a donkey and goats 🐐 ☺️❤️

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u/ethottly 1d ago

Waffles is the Fenton of donkeys 🤣

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u/Xallama 1d ago

Donkeys are super cool , they have a bad rep but those who know … know …. I miss donkeys , dealing with humans made me appreciate donkeys more much much more

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u/floodums 1d ago

Where is the amazing part

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u/stoven_appliance 1d ago

That donkey is awesome. I needed to see this today.

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u/Worth_Control7328 22h ago

The donkey needs a donkey friend

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u/DogtasticLife 2d ago

Wow even donkeys can be jerks, saddest day

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u/Bubbly-Taro-583 2d ago

Yeah, sometimes they can be a complete jackass if they’ve got the balls for it.

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u/ScarletZer0 2d ago

He’s just super friendly

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u/Brief_Engineering639 2d ago

How does a donkey get a name like waffles 🧇

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u/CreditUnionGuy1 2d ago

When white trash yells.