r/BeAmazed • u/Upstairs_Cash8400 • 1d ago

Animal Massive Saltwater Crocodile

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u/Think_fast_no_faster 1d ago

I don’t trust that plexiglass housing nearly enough to be in the water with that fucker

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u/Bobson1729 1d ago

Seriously!

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u/ZinGaming1 1d ago

It needs a couple..... Many iron spikes.

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u/lucalla 1d ago

"The largest confirmed saltwater crocodile on record, named Lolong, measured 20 feet 3 inches (6.17 meters) long and weighed 2,370 pounds (1,075 kilograms)."

Biggish, I suppose....

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u/Nightingdale099 1d ago

Like a true nightmare the villagers insisted Lolong is the smaller one of the duo terrorizing the village.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 1d ago

Lol. Like if they got out the tape measure that time

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u/Nightingdale099 1d ago

One of them said it was longer than his house. Granted it was a floating raft house of sorts but that's the closest they can get to measuring it.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 1d ago

Oh ok. I take it back. Respect to them... any living thing longer than my dwelling would have to count as fucking huge to me too...

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u/Victorian97 1d ago

I knew they were big, but not THAT big

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u/farcarcus 1d ago

They get a fair bit bigger than this little whippersnapper too.

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u/HarryBalsag 1d ago

That my friends is a Nopeasaurus.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 1d ago

For some reason I initially read: ' That's my friend Nopeasaurus'

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u/Dhsu04 1d ago

Dinosaur 🦕 🦖 🐲

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u/Morgankgb 1d ago

I don’t think I’d risk going in there

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u/OddballLouLou 1d ago

Holy shit

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u/CookingWGrease 1d ago

My boy eating WELL WELL

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u/belatedballoon 1d ago

I'm scared for the people in and above the water. There's not enough distance between them and the modern dinosaur

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u/Rosiemae62 1d ago

I hope they fed that dinosaur before letting him out!

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u/Bill_Nye_1955 1d ago

That's a dinosaur

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u/MataAgent 1d ago

Massive chonk

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u/bodhiseppuku 1d ago

You see son, the glass protects us from the monster.

But your invisible, Dad!

You mean 'Invincible', but no... that monster would eat daddy too.

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u/PheaglesFan 1d ago

Yep big nope right there!

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u/Street_Classroom1271 1d ago

interesting fact:: salt water crocodiles can survive just as well in fresh water as they are in salt water, which is a remarkable adaptation

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 1d ago

What do they eat? And don't tell me 'whatever they want'

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u/Street_Classroom1271 1d ago

a lot of crabs and turtles

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 1d ago

Oh ok . Good.

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u/HenryGoodbar 1d ago

I could take ‘em

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u/External_Reaction314 1d ago

Why not fren if fren shaped.....chomp...ohh that's why

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u/Key_Examination_9397 1d ago

Disgusting! How long until humans realize getting these wild animals locked up for others to watch is a fucked up thing to do?