r/BeAmazed • u/CuddlyWuddly0 • 22h ago

Miscellaneous / Others Mom Accidentally Captures Baby's First Steps

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u/slow-mickey-dolenz 20h ago

True story. My vacuum game was complete garbage until I started recording it. Now, I’m in the top 50% on my block.

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u/Poor-Judgements 19h ago edited 19h ago

But now you need to start thinking about what you need to do to be in the top 5%. Don't let one tiny success hold you back from achieving what's truly important. You need to dominate. Paralyze their motivation and start to morally and mentally dismantle them.

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u/FlyAirLari 19h ago

I'm taking lessons and my coach told me I don't rotate my hips enough. If I fix my form, maybe add some strength so I can push and pull harder, I think I have a shot at making the team this year.

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u/drippyba62 19h ago

You need to really want it though.

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u/TraditionalPen2076 18h ago

Ikr. Most of these wankers aren't even passionate about it and go in just because it's cool. Vaccuming is an art

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u/AngryGiraffe- 11h ago

I’ve heard of you! Any chance you would be into teaching/training me? I would gladly pay for your time.

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u/teensyboop 11h ago

Wait… is this THE Slow Mickey ‘the dustbuster’ Dolenz?!? The ‘02 ‘03 and ‘04 golden vacuum champion !!!

Absolute legend, really cleaned up.

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u/RBuilds916 11h ago

That's nothing, I'm in the top 80%!

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u/Miserable_Rube 7h ago

Too many gamers are focused on the exciting micro of vacuuming, they wanna rush every corner camping dust bunny when they should be focusing on macro.

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u/Dairy_Ashford 18h ago

you mean cul-de-sac

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u/jackalopeswild 16h ago

#LifeGoals

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u/susannahstar2000 13h ago

But do you stick the landing?

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u/Lilbabyyycake 8h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Forward_Promise2121 38m ago

I hate all these Instagram bimbos who vacuum in suggestive clothes so they can shout at men who glance at them.

We're all here to vacuum; leave your cameras off.