Didn’t know trees had it in them.

[u/kulsa]

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[u/Ok-Measurement-55]

Everything reminds me of her 😣

[u/HauntingCap7161 → u/Ok-Measurement-55]

I shouldn’t have, but I laughed 🤣

[u/gloriousPurpose33 → u/HauntingCap7161]

Really?

[u/Roronoa_zoro_108 → u/Ok-Measurement-55]

Should've seen this coming 💀

[u/HeldDownTooLong → u/Ok-Measurement-55]

Some trees have red sap, so they look like blood is gushing out when they’re cut.

[u/1492rhymesDepardieu → u/[deleted]]

Can we get rid of these ai commenting accounts somehow?

[u/-Ducksngeese- → u/[deleted]]

dead internet theory

[u/aging-rhino]

And this is why women sit to pee.

[u/Psykosoma → u/aging-rhino]

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

[u/Shroud69_ → u/Psykosoma]

😭😭😂😂

[u/GutDurchgebraten]

Bro would you like to be filmed peeing?

[u/FloppyObelisk → u/GutDurchgebraten]

Some people pay extra for that

[u/KI6WBH]

That's a VERY DANGEROUS hollow tree.

[u/bramvers → u/KI6WBH]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/Psykosoma → u/KI6WBH]

Sooo… her?

[u/icedteaandme → u/KI6WBH]

What is that coming out? Is it water?

[u/Skarlettvixxen]

You've severed a main artery! Medic!

[u/Doschupacabras → u/Skarlettvixxen]

It was an arterial branch.

[u/PompousForkHammer → u/Skarlettvixxen]

In an alternate universe, sentient trees are watching a video of an immobile human getting dismembered and blood spurting from their open appendages.

[u/Last-Orchid-6587]

Where is the tree located?? Asking for my Environmental activist Friend

[u/Only-Doughnut-9964]

I need to be more mature

[u/Boonie_Fluff → u/Only-Doughnut-9964]

One day we will my dude... One day

[u/steeztsteez]

[u/Darkest_Elemental]

Tis only a flesh wound

[u/BagFit7400]

I should call her

[u/ShadowFllare]

Doesn't look like water.

[u/Dan_Glebitz → u/ShadowFllare]

I have seen a couple of videos where water is coming out of a tree. Usually due to an underground stream. The inside of a tree can rot, and the roots go deep, so sometimes water gets forced up through the tree.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=water+coming+out+of+trees&t=newext&atb=v348-1&iax=images&ia=images

edit: Spotted a couple of typos.

[u/AffectionateAngle905 → u/Dan_Glebitz]

I’ve seen a couple of videos of squirting as well…

[u/Dan_Glebitz → u/AffectionateAngle905]

I think that might be a different link 🤔

[u/calman71]

They say it’s rare to find a squirter

[u/Equivalent-Monitor20]

This gave me a woody

[u/gifteddiamond]

NSFW should be added

[u/catmamasupreme]

That tree ain’t healthy 🥴

[u/Adventurous_Day_9899]

Looks like Ernie Keebler found the g spot, while making cookies. What a happy tree.

[u/Apart_Valuable9100]

[u/Deathwatchz]

And I jizzed.. In.. my plants.

[u/IameIion]

Tree: Is bleeding profusely from a severed limb

Humans: "Ooo... You're a naughty girl, eh?"

[u/Psykosoma → u/IameIion]

“I bet you’d let any squirrel put a nut in ya, eh?”

[u/Nirevix]

That tree is wild

[u/mouse14247]

Cool mope I never have

[u/CybGorn]

Nay the tree is just sexcited to see you. 😂

[u/keystoneux]

Treekake?

[u/irishgook]

This is the result of taking all that wood

[u/AtoB37]

Segítség, lehugyoz a fa

[u/DetLions1957]

Syrup jizz?

[u/ZealousidealBread948]

the trees are full of water

[u/Friendly-Ad-8500]

Did you have your saw on vibrate??

[u/garth54]

What did bro do to that tree?

[u/Fuckalucka]

My tree has been recommended as being strongly vaginal.

[u/gremarrnazy]

Is that why its called an axe wound?

[u/pepefromage50]

This is pornhub worthy

[u/MrZcratch]

First i scrolled down quickly but then had to come back and see 🧐

[u/Gamepro5]

How far can your tree squirt?

[u/falsevector]

Finally found an ent wife

[u/SaltyDog772]

People don’t wanna believe this but it’s actually sap

[u/synomen]

[u/twizz228]

She’s a squirter

[u/Pretend-Character-47]

It’s a self watering tree.

[u/LegendaryPotatoKing]

[u/Born-Media6436]

This tree is referred to as the Peter North.

[u/AffectionateAngle905]

That’s not pee, I promise…

[u/throatkaratechop]

Acting like a 12 second battering ram doesn't help pal

[u/BadCompany_00]

Why does he show us what his hands are doing to that tree??

[u/Own-Organization-532]

Hence the slang "woodie".

[u/polysnip]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/CtForrestEye]

Imagine what THAT maple syrup would taste like.

[u/_Bon_Vivant_]

That reminds me....say Hi to your mom for me.

[u/TheRamanMan]

Maybe I should call her

[u/Top_Caterpillar1592]

I remember being young like this

[u/SwitchbladeS8AN]

[u/Ooh-Rah]

I wonder how long he's been waiting to do that.

[u/-MrFozzy-]

Oh his poor wife….

[u/discogenx]

That tree’s like: “I’m getting ALL the other trees pregnant”. 😄

[u/Ugh_Im_Ugly]

I showed this to my wife. Her response was "hey that's me if I were a tree."

[u/manitas_]

You should return the favor

[u/muntermonter]

That’s a gusher

[u/HippieJed]

Is this tree hugger porn?

[u/Mythandros1]

It's taking a leak, give it some privacy, sheesh!

[u/FilteredRiddle]

[u/Responsible_Clerk421]

Uhhhhhhhhhh.

[u/Bean-Collector]

Yeah, someone’s definitely providing Back Shots where the camera can’t see

[u/-Sooners-]

Everytime this is posted, this is top comment. Never fails...

[u/Additional-War19]

Can someone on r/marijuanaenthusiasts explain what’s happening here

[u/littleMAS]

Best plug that up!

[u/Swim-bed-69]

Damn that's a long pee

[u/InevitableError9517]

This is amazing

[u/OstdOitscher83 → u/InevitableError9517]

Its not unique. There a lot of trees spending water.

[u/Cookiemonsterjp]

What a hussy

[u/Leapingluqe08]

Is that a morning wood ?

[u/AffectionateAngle905 → u/Leapingluqe08]

No but it is the female equivalent…

[u/homoerectus007]

Nature ejaculation

[u/Turbulent_Work_5697]

It's just pee