r/BirdsArentReal • u/Distinct_Service7276 • Feb 20 '25

Discussion Is this movement dying?

Peter is "dead" and there's been no updates since may of last year lol, so I guess this means this movement is over? What a shame.

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u/Justwafflesisfine Feb 20 '25

What movement? Birds aren't real. It's just a fact.

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u/Distinct_Service7276 Feb 20 '25

Ok  but it's still satire lol my question is whether or not Peter really jumped ship or if this is part of the plot. 

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u/Justwafflesisfine Feb 20 '25

What do you mean satire..? Dude. Birds aren't real.

Peters absence, sad. But Peter got Peter things to do.

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u/Wleeper99 Feb 20 '25

Satire?

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u/Distinct_Service7276 Feb 20 '25

You guys are hilarious 

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u/Nyanzeenyan Feb 20 '25

I wouldn’t be surprised if the biggest whistleblower ever had to go into hiding

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u/drbrunch Feb 20 '25

Is this a joke to you?

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u/g-mode Truther Feb 20 '25

Do you get paid by the CIA to spread this manure around?

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u/MrsZero07 Feb 21 '25

Satire? That’s blasphemy.

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u/CalRPCV Feb 21 '25

Downvotes aren't real either. But this is cosplay here. Don't take off the costume.

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u/Yarius515 Feb 20 '25

Some ppl actually believe it unironically.

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u/UnID_Aerial_Threat Feb 20 '25

Prove to me right now that all birds are real

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u/CalRPCV Feb 21 '25

Catch them all and disect them? Interesting. The proof that birds aren't real involves making them not real.

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u/UnID_Aerial_Threat Feb 21 '25

Lol dissect and kill every bird that exists? That does not make sense.

Know what else doesn't make sense? Chewbacca. Why would a wookie, an 8 ft tall wookie, live on the planet endor with a bunch of two ft tall ewoks. That does not make sense. Not much these days makes sense but here we are.

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u/CalRPCV Feb 21 '25

Wookies are from Kashyyyk, not Endor.

Anyway, if you need to prove ALL birds are real then you have to examine every bird. I could look at all but one bird and see that those were real and I would not be able to say that last bird was actually real. I mean, highly likely, but not 100 percent. If you would settle for less drastic, but less reliable methods of proof than dissection, there would still be birds afterwards.

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u/UnID_Aerial_Threat Feb 21 '25

Exactly so if chewbacca is from kashyyk then why is he as an 8 ft tall wookie hanging with a bunch of 2 ft tall ewoks on endor?

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u/CalRPCV Feb 21 '25

😂 Everybody hangs at an interstellar party. What are humans doing there?

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u/UnID_Aerial_Threat Feb 21 '25

The birds arent real on endor too. i hope you see the light now.

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u/oksanaess Feb 20 '25

Bots are definitely real. I believe this post is a plot to dismantle the truth. Resist them at all costs! Say it with me, birds aren't real!

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u/Interesting_Joke6630 Feb 21 '25

Birds aren't real

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u/Distinct_Service7276 Feb 20 '25

I undertand all that  but I was trying to actually be serious when asking what happened to Peter. I should have known I'd get no serious answers though hahaha 

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u/HumanNipple Feb 21 '25

It's a serious sub and we're serious about letting people know that Birds aren't real.

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u/Competitive_Watch986 Feb 21 '25

Wow this CIA spy is pretty consistent in trying to know the whereabouts of the main whistleblower, Peter. We aren’t talking!

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u/maxcresswellturner Feb 20 '25

What in the f are you talking about?

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u/ForeignSmell Feb 20 '25

THEY GOT HIM . WE MAY GO UNDERGROUND BUT NEVER GIVE UP

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u/omgkelwtf Feb 20 '25

Sounds like something the feds would say tbh.

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u/maxheartcord Feb 20 '25

Was this post made by a bird?

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u/TastyToad Feb 21 '25

Most likely. It's has birdspeak written all over.

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u/MysteriousFee2873 Feb 21 '25

Good thing it wasn’t a written letter. Imagine the chicken scratch

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u/Nyarlathotep7777 Feb 22 '25

Are birds that are real in the room with us right now?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Crazy talk

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u/ExtraDependent883 Feb 20 '25

Pater is very likely in the depths of the very remote and isolated bird drone cave base. Just forget about Peter he will never be seen ever again but his memory will live on in our hearts and his commitment to the resistance of bird drones movement will forever drive our determination to raise awareness

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u/TaxAg11 Feb 21 '25

I am Peter.

We all are Peter.

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u/happyjello Feb 21 '25

Sounds like something a “bird” would say

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u/Distinct_Service7276 Feb 21 '25

Oh yeah I'm definitely a bird 

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u/3knuckles Feb 20 '25

Look, I know what happened to Peter, but we can't talk here it's not safe.

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u/g-mode Truther Feb 21 '25

Sure the CIA calling it “over” means it’s curtains for this grass-roots movement of truth-seekers!

Go away, CIA. Don’t you have a country to destabilize or something?

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u/Melroseman272 Feb 21 '25

Did Christianity end when Jesus died?!? No, it was just getting started. Same here

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u/jrockerdraughn Feb 21 '25

Peter's not dead, he flew south to r/peterexplainsthejoke for winter

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u/Satellite5812 Feb 21 '25

Haven't you heard? Birds are flat, the Earth isn't real.

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u/TheMaceBoi Feb 20 '25

This is mostly a satire sub and a great place to post cute birds.

Guys help I think they have hacked my account!!

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u/ColeProtoco1 Feb 21 '25

I’ve got a shirt and a hoodie and spread the word every week. I’ll be damned if it dies out completely.

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u/murdermerough Feb 21 '25

🐣PeeTer🐥Movement Dead🦆Feed Pigeon🐦‍⬛chirp🦅

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u/Daddyshark1111 Feb 21 '25

Birds aren’t real was never a movement it was a statement! A statement that is still VERY true

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 Feb 21 '25

No it’s okay

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u/Baeblayd Feb 21 '25

Sounds like something a bird would say

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u/Ok_Yam8 Feb 21 '25

The movement isn't dead. You know what else isn't dead? Birds. Because they're not real, so can't be dead.

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u/PingPongBob Feb 22 '25

I'm just now realizing there are more people like me with same shit ideas I love it but we aren't wrong they want us all to believe anything but their truths

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u/RivRobesPierre Feb 23 '25 edited Feb 23 '25

Why can’t you BOTH be right?

But the sky isn’t real…. Sometimes.

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u/Tiny_Lobster_1257 Feb 23 '25

Gosh, I hope so.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Glow harder

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u/ChabbyMonkey Feb 21 '25

The TED talk about this was interesting

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u/dpaanlka Feb 21 '25

Joking aside, I feel all the old fun silly subreddits of 2010-2020 are dying due to the algorithms. Reddit just wants money at the end of the day.

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u/Interesting_Joke6630 Feb 21 '25

Sounds like something a drone would say

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u/ArtMartinezArtist Feb 23 '25

Probably a Russian bot from China.