r/BirdsArentReal • u/MagicMark890 • Mar 05 '25
Video Gull Stealing From Humans
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u/UncannyHill Mar 05 '25
The WHOLE pizza? o.O Dang!
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u/Straight-String-5876 Mar 06 '25
haaaa! That one is deff fake. What’s keeping that pizza together while birdie is flying iff with it??
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u/Equivalent_Land_2275 Mar 05 '25
As if taxes aren't enough, now they just steal from us too ! The government programmed these drones to make poor people poorer . Shame !
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u/whiskey_wolfenstein Mar 06 '25
What’s the food the last girl is eating?
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u/OddProcedure5452 Mar 06 '25
Herring, I think
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u/ClarencePCatsworth Mar 06 '25
That bird stepping all over her face with its webbed feet is hilarious
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u/DarkMoonBright Mar 06 '25
Pretty sure that whole pizza one at about 14 seconds in has been proven fake, but so are birds, so I guess it's not really an issue :)
Disappointed too that there's no kookaburras stealing snags of barbies or from kids hands, cause they do that all the time & are really, really good at it! Then they sit in the tree and literally laugh about it after
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u/chrono4111 Mar 06 '25
Down voted for that stupid tik tok song one one video.
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u/Disastrous_Ad2839 Mar 06 '25
Gully the Seagull: Alright you youngwings listen up! See that dude with the sunglasses? Beak go fly over there and jack that hotdog and the bread better be intact!
Beak flies full speed at the unwitting human tourist and grabs the whole hotdog grilled onions and all from the dude's hands and pulls the rest out of his mouth. He returns and quickly gulps up what he can from the catch as other seagulls crowd around trying to catch a bite. The wild human looks on in confusion, dropping the beer he has in his other hand like he just saw a cybertruck offroading with no issues. Other humans point and laugh, both at the bird and also at the man who just lost his very expensive but basic beach hot dog. His confusing gave way to upsetness. You can tell because he is turning red and he dropped his beer on his foot.
Gully the Seagull: There you have it youngwings. They get pissed but rarely do they retaliate. Most humans are weak and cannot catch us if they tried. And they're stupid. Their comrads are always too busy laughing rather than helping.
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u/MagicMark890 Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25
WTF
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u/Disastrous_Ad2839 Mar 06 '25
Wtf what? Get me a corvid video of them messing with humans and I'll write a short one for them.
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u/extra_legendary Mar 06 '25
I feel like the last girl deserved it. No real explanation why
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u/pezx Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25
Eh, eating raw pickled fish by holding it by the tail and lowering it Tom&Jerry style seems too taunting when there are gulls around.
Edit: further evidenced by the same thing happening to the guy around 0:19
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u/ConsiderationHour582 Mar 06 '25
Seagulls drool. I was feeding them French fries through our car sun roof and was drooled on. It wasn't something I had expected, but we were laughing all the same.
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u/anubisviech Mar 06 '25
So it was you giving them the idea that fries are tasty. You should feel bad for everyone that got fries stolen by them.
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u/ConsiderationHour582 Mar 06 '25
I do feel awful about this transgression. I beg all Reddit users to forgive me. What a fool I have been.
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u/ice-h2o Mar 06 '25
That’s how the government keeps prices high. Supply and demand. Just reduce supply by making their drones steal it.
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u/dingos8mybaby2 Mar 07 '25
At the beach I once saw one snag an open bag of doritos from some people have a picnic. Just flew off with the whole bag and whatever was left in it.
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u/TheBoneIdler 26d ago
Had this happen to me in Oslo. Open air food market on the Quay side with eating area covered with netting. Why sit under a net says I, on a lovely day, as I took my pricey salmon sandwich to sit on the Quay side & dangle my feet over the quay. Well, a minute later I had no salmon sandwich & I understood why the eating area was covered had a net roof..... 😔
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u/Vinnie1169 Mar 06 '25
OMG this was sooo funny! I laughed out loud when the seagull was flying away with an entire pizza!
Score! 🍕😆
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u/Bomber42069710 Mar 06 '25
The only fake clip.
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u/Vinnie1169 Mar 06 '25
Yeah I figured, not many people get a pizza with out it already precut into slices, but fake or not, I still thought it was funny.
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u/ErroneousM0nk Mar 06 '25
The flying with a whole pizza is flat out impressive. I don’t even think I could be mad
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u/Bomber42069710 Mar 06 '25
You were impressed by the only fake clip.
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u/ErroneousM0nk Mar 06 '25
Yeah, suppose I should have watched more than once on a phone screen.
Edit to add: first thought was who doesn’t cut their pizza
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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes Mar 06 '25
This is just the government collecting taxes. Now you have to buy another meal and maybe pay a tax on it. And they're forcing you to support your local businesses in the process by buying mire stuff.
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u/Vinnie1169 Mar 06 '25
The girl ant the end of the video not only got her fish snack taken, but then the gull tea bagged her for good measure! 😆😆
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u/omgkelwtf Mar 05 '25
The one sneaking in to steal chips genuinely cracked me up. Mfer tiptoed 😂