r/BirdsArentReal 4d ago

Video Just a quick reset

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u/EVEEzz 4d ago

That man is Jesus...

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u/TheOakblueAbstract 4d ago

Or the goose is...

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u/Plantwork 4d ago

I will follow goose Jesus to the end of the world. Or until he tries to bite me.

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u/DiskAdvanced1241 3d ago

…System reboot… Feathers online… Slightly ruffled. Hollow bones at 72.4% structural integrity… Warning: minor fracture detected. Neck flexibility compromised… recalibrating… Recommended action: HONK AGGRESSIVELY AND RETREAT.