r/BirdsArentReal • u/raycingrace • 1d ago

Discussion Birds are real

If you really believe that birds aren't real, then how do you explain the organs, blood, and shittting. No technology recorded has been able to digest food while moving

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u/JAK-the-YAK 1d ago

Counterpoint: your mother

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u/-Hawky- 1d ago

I cant believe he didnt consider this before posting

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u/itsnotapipe 1d ago

Yes, please explain URMUM, then.

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u/ColoRadBro69 1d ago

shittting

AI slop.  Definitely. 

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u/Atyzzze 1d ago

I love this sub so much.

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u/Able_Cunngham603 1d ago

If you believe Birds are Real, I would love to speak with you about Bigfoot. I will be raising a tribe of them on my Ranch and looking for investors to participate in the first round of funding.

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u/Classy_Mouse 1d ago

Are you open to other investors. I'm not saying I support the bigfoot ranch, nor that I believe in its existence, but better to be with them than against them, just in case

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u/Able_Cunngham603 1d ago

I am open to anyone who is willing to give me money invest.

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u/indifferentunicorn if it flies, it spies 1d ago

It’s not a ‘belief’ when you can prove it.

https://pdb101.rcsb.org/learn/3d-printing/pdb-structures-and-3d-printing

Organic matter is no longer as organic as you thought.

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u/superchandra 1d ago

Obviously pysop

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u/Ok_ineedoxygen 1d ago

Get lost, fed.

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u/MartinelliGold 1d ago

Hydraulic fluid. Obviously.

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u/-Hawky- 1d ago

Its military grade tech, no more questions

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u/Tommy-VR 1d ago

This guy is nuts.

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u/VelocityPancake 1d ago

We're all living inside God's brain obviously. They don't bother wasting the compute generating the organs until they're obversed. Hence not real, also drones for the government because their migration patterns are tracked.

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u/DinoAnkylosaurus 1d ago

Why is everyone interacting with this guy when he's obviously an agent of the conspiracy?