Government drone mind control

[u/Bjoerrn]

[u/rednryt]

This is my dad's worst fear. He always begged me to comb my hair down as a kid telling me that if I don't, a bird will nest in it. I never listen and I didn't believe it was even possible up until now.

[u/SugarWolf211]

[u/MasterOfDizaster]

Radagst the brown is much younger then i remembered

[u/GWahazar → u/MasterOfDizaster]

It is him, just from Silmarillion times.

[u/g-mode]

This is concerning.

What if Elon embeds Neuralink tech in these drones?

[u/Bjoerrn → u/g-mode]

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they're doing

[u/TWIT_TWAT]

Looking for the best location to install the device

[u/niTro_sMurph]

He tamed a government drone. The AI was too lifelike and it became susceptible to pats and treats

[u/MakerOrNot]

Ooooof that's a lice distributing bot.

[u/Bjoerrn → u/MakerOrNot]

All drones have bugs. Would be more worried to catch a Virus

[u/prehistoric_monster]

I don't know what's funnier, the reason you made the post or the video

[u/That-Bluejay3533]

He wants to take a nap up there 😂😂

[u/Bjoerrn → u/That-Bluejay3533]

Inception

[u/Whoopsy-381]

A Bird in the Head Hurts

[u/FixergirlAK]

When going to the barber requires checking the Migratory Bird Act.

[u/NotBillderz]

His hair color and texture is very similar to that of dry dead foliage

[u/Silly_Willy_Femboy]

It’s staying in there due to the hair reminding the bird of its nest. This is NOT mind control.

[u/Bjoerrn → u/Silly_Willy_Femboy]

I disagree

[u/Silly_Willy_Femboy → u/Bjoerrn]

Imagine disagreeing with literal SCIENCE🥀

[u/Lucky__Flamingo → u/Silly_Willy_Femboy]

Do you mean the brainwashed mob that insists that birds aren't government drones?

[u/Silly_Willy_Femboy → u/Lucky__Flamingo]

Nah, I mean the people who actually know what they’re talking about.