I’m going to park somewhere else. I don’t know why I feel sympathy for a drone, but I do😭

This is proof.

I’m writing a feature for a magazine about conspiracy that pigeons are not real birds, but spies. Sheffield uni assessment - Looking to speak to people in the UK, especially Gen Z, who believe this or find it interesting.

Gray Jay

Unattached adults cannot sit and have coffee at the park unmolested

I had to put a wedding veil on the cage to fool the feds, but you can see it's working to keep the drones in.

This is where I need your help. What's the best way to make drones want to get in there? I was thinking maybe some secret looking envelopes with papers that have huge redacted areas except for the names "Trump" "Musk" and "Obama". Open to ideas and notes.

Just curious :)

Ever thought about this phrase?

I mean, look at this, it's obviously a drone prototype

Over 6 months and only now they tell me. I don't even remember what I posted.

If I get banned permanently, remember the fight against the birds.