r/BlackPeopleTwitter 4d ago

she wanted to feel something.

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u/Deathstriker88 4d ago

The way he said it makes it sound like he didn't help her at all. He was just looking:

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u/Western_Secretary284 4d ago

Man, I ain't scrapping for any first date. For all I know they have it comin'

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u/CommunistOrgy 4d ago

I'm going to assume they definitely have it coming.

You know what they say: One bartender jumps me, shame on them. Three bartenders jump me? Shame on me.

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u/Bonzaii_11 4d ago

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — can't get fooled again

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u/SoulPossum ☑️ 4d ago

Man. If you told me then that we'd be begging for "can't get fooled again" levels of dumb president compared to what we got now I wouldn't have believed you. Buy here we are

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u/Thunderbird_12_ ☑️ 4d ago

RIGHT!

The AMOUNT of times I've found myself reflecting on how *gulp* ACCEPTABLE GW was (in retrospect) ... I can't explain the feeling.

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 4d ago

Shame on us....we got fooled again.

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u/TeriusRose ☑️ 4d ago

I could stomach it, maybe, if we at least had been fooled.

He literally ran on half of the shit he's doing right now and people voted for him thinking he wouldn't do it. That's not being fooled, that's people being flat out delusional/irrational.

If Trump was some highly intelligent/charming guy who was slippery and exceptionally skilled in deceit, at least then I could understand the hold he has on people.

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u/YetisInAtlanta 3d ago

Yeah watching democracy fall to literally the dumbest motherfucker on earth was not what any of us could have seen coming

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u/JessAKA82 2d ago

You got a mouse in your pocket? Cause I saw it coming and was screaming it from the mountain tops. It didn't matter.

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u/cobracmmdr ☑️ 3d ago

Who is we

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 3d ago

The collective we.

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u/Fireant21 ☑️ 2d ago

Nah we knew they did not

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u/wbefksvdkgbsjgobe 4d ago

It seems in the moment Bush was realising that he didn't want a clip of him saying "shame on me" for the Democrats to use in their TV ads, hence the mangling of the saying, and seeing it from this angle makes it seem less dumb

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 3d ago

If only ¡Jeb! Had the same foresight with his please clap moment.

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u/Dorothy_Zbornak789 2d ago

The Spanish exclamation point is sending me …

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u/JessAKA82 2d ago

At least NON president George Dub is charming and college George Dub knew how to party. This ephing tangerine we have now has never and never will be been charming or fun.

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u/wopwopwopwopwop5 4d ago

My favorite most unserious quote ever. 

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u/ncxpm 3d ago

Love Jermaine

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u/ch1ldlike 4d ago

I read this and heard the next bars like (I know it’s Bush Jr. originally but..)

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u/Deathstroke317 ☑️ 3d ago

Is it sad that I'd rather have Dubya leading the country rather than the disaster we have in charge?

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u/StMcAwesome 2d ago

Will Ferrell back as W on SNL was great.

Donny Q. Trump came into office and I'm looking pretty sweet by comparison. At this rate I might end up on Mt. Rushmore. People are saying "Man I wish George W. Bush was still our president." So I just wanted to address my fellow Americans and remind you guys that i was really bad. Like historically not good.

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u/PushTheTrigger ☑️ 4d ago

Two bartenders jump on me can’t get jumped again

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u/thatluckylady 4d ago

Yes I believe that is how that saying goes

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u/NailzAtWork 3d ago

If you wake up in the morning and the first person you meet is an asshole, then they're an asshole. If every person you meet all day is an asshole, you're the asshole.

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u/Budlove45 3d ago

That's exactly what they say

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u/JimiShinobi 4d ago

I'll watch the fight tho

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u/LostFlatulence 4d ago

I was gonna say, how long after we've met do I have to put myself in harm's way for you? Insane people do NOT apply.

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u/Downtown_Skill 4d ago

Especially if they knowingly picked a bar where there would be drama. It's one thing if you pass someone on the street and they start harassing your date. It's another if the date takes you somewhere where they know there will be a fight. 

Sounds like she wanted security to go confront those bartenders. Not a date lmao. 

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u/Savings-Plant57 4d ago

I’m never going to step between women fighting each other in any capacity. They get vicious and it’s usually not a matter of knocking each other out but rather just inflicting pain with the hair pulling and the scratching

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u/spaycedinvader 4d ago

I ordered chicken, not knuckle sandwiches with a side of beef

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u/Trust_No_Jingu 4d ago

Imagine if she mopped the floor with all 3 of them

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u/GonzoElTaco ☑️ 4d ago

I mean, I would be scared.

Because if I didn't intervene and she John Wicked three bartenders in their own dojo, she'll be looking at me like I'm next. 😳

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u/Ali_Cat222 ☑️ 4d ago

Ten min into knowing someone? Psh! Also three girls and then a guy jumps in, even if it's just to separate them you know someone's gonna make that into an issue even when it isn't one.

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u/ltsouthernbelle 4d ago

She went there to start shit not realizing they were all working that night, she asked for it lol

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u/Skreamie 4d ago

Hell, I might have to join in by the end if they got a good enough reason

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u/SaveFileCorrupt ☑️ 3d ago

At that point, just mind your business and be glad you didn't get dragged into it by association lol

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u/Kangarou ☑️ 4d ago

I'm not volunteering for the most avoidable ass-whooping of her life. Bartenders? You had to PLAN to go there.

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u/luo1304 4d ago

I meeeean, they're on the CLOCK. Could've even called ahead and asked who was working the bar. How are you gonna go to the one damn place they all are required to be at for a set amount of hours? She Could've been eating literally next door risk free, but nah.

It's gonna be a no on those volunteer hours from me.

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u/elciano1 4d ago

Its the first date. I have no vested interest yet. Lets see if she can defend herself first lmao

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u/Solo_Fisticuffs ☑️Sunshine ☀️ 4d ago

i wouldn't either lmao

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u/motherseffinjones 4d ago

On a first date I’ll watch the girl get her ass beat lol I don’t know you why are we going somewhere you know you have beef

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u/Bigfamei 4d ago

Those 5 dollar oyster plates be banging on Tuedays night. She didn't know they were broke women to all 3 be working on Tuesday night there.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 4d ago

She was probably counting in you fighting with her/for her. Or is just plain belligerent.

Either way, a red flag the size of Texas.

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u/NMB4Christmas ☑️ 4d ago

He doesn't even know if he likes her yet, much less like her enough to get into fisticuffs with a stranger.

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u/Lyfeitzallaroundus 4d ago

I’m 100% mindin my bidness on that. Matter fact, whichever bartender is taking a break, pass me a drink before they get tapped back in.

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u/Ok-Permission-2687 4d ago

If I’m going on a first date and they recommend a spot, I am assuming it’s a regular spot where they feel comfortable and safe at.

But for you to get jumped at it? Ma’am, what else are you lying about?

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u/Avenger772 ☑️ 4d ago

I wouldn't have helped either.

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u/kekehippo 4d ago

All I can offer is my thoughts and prayers, but not a ride home.

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u/planetjaycom 4d ago

As he shouldn’t

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u/Fantastic_Mr_Smiley 4d ago

'ey! Hold on! Where's my mojito at?

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u/LinealSoul 1d ago

Even got the 3 team hat 😂

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u/kingtibius ☑️ 4d ago

Nah, they risked their jobs to fuck her up? What is their story? I have questions.

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u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47 4d ago

It was not only on sight, it was on the clock.

That's serious beef.

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u/i_need_a_username201 4d ago

I bet at least one baby daddy is involved in the back story

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u/kuda26 4d ago

I make a penny boss makes a dime that’s why I get back on company time.

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u/Mass3999 4d ago

She probably used to work there. Talked shit, stole some money, and maybe slept with the wrong person's person or the wrong people's people. Then, she went back up there on a date to flex. She just didn't count on the beef being that big of a deal... apparently, it was...

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u/Lazy_Osprey ☑️ 4d ago

Especially when you consider all the shit bartenders have to deal with on a regular basis.

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u/HKLifer_ ☑️ 4d ago

Was it the people from Cardi case? I don't remember the people names, but maybe one of her friends was on a first date? That's the first thing that popped in my head. 🤣

Yes. That lives rent free in my head. 🤣 Yes. It was a strip club, but technically they have bars. 🤣

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u/DarkRyter 4d ago

That food must have been really good if it was worth the risk.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

lol, this woman straight up knew she was hated and still brought a first date there. "I WILL NEVER BE BACK HERE" kinda vibes.

By the way when y'all say that... every customer service person wants to just say "Good." but we know you'll be back.

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u/pekingsewer ☑️ 4d ago

At my first barista job you could see a Dunkin donuts out of the window. When people would complain about the prices(third wave shop) I would point to the Dunkin sign and tell them they have cheaper coffee over there if our prices are too expensive 😂

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u/Bigfamei 4d ago

Fuck that!! There's only one coffee of the working paper pusher!

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u/Happydivanerd 4d ago

Naw, she was trying to stunt.

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u/Curiouso_Giorgio 4d ago

Or she thought this guy was going to beat the guys for her. Which is dumb, but she may not have the best judgement to start with.

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u/Comatose_Koala 4d ago

A friend of mine went on a date with a girl he had been seeing for a couple months.

One evening they went out to a restaurant that she worked at. After a few minutes she got up and said she’d be right back like she was going to say hi to her coworkers. 15min went by and he sees this girl walk behind the bar and start working a full shift.

Meanwhile he’s sitting there like… what.. the fuck??

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u/ItsWelp 4d ago

Hope she got a raise, catfishing some dude over two months into coming to the restaurant is real commitment.

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u/Comatose_Koala 4d ago

I wouldn’t call it catfishing. This was date #10 lmao

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u/ItsWelp 4d ago

I mean yeah, it's more likely she got ambushed with a surprise shift she couldn't/wouldn't refuse. Another reason NOT to go on a date where you work unless you got discounts, bc why tf would you want to spend more time there??? And have your colleagues and boss kniw about your personal business... but the idea that she went ten dates just to bring that guy back to the restaurant is funnier.

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u/PeachesOntheLeft 3d ago

I’m a chef, I don’t exist on days I’m not scheduled to be there. Love my boss, will not spend money at an establishment I work 50 hours a week at

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u/OrganizationNo1298 2d ago

Right just take food home after work lol.

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u/Sturdevant 4d ago

If it was date #10, I would been like cool, but could you comp my meal at least??

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u/throwaway17197 4d ago

Rookie fucking mistake coming in on your off time your coworkers are all suddenly gonna start feeling faint

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u/MothMonsterMan300 4d ago

Facts, when I still worked in food I turned my phone notifications off and wouldnt be within 5 miles of the place

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u/ThePlumThief 4d ago

I do have friends that have dated bartenders and it's not uncommon to go their bar/restaurant when it's slow to spend some time with them.

That's at best a casual hang out though, if you're calling that a date yall both better be incredibly busy and constantly working or have crazy low standards lol

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u/thebeardedman88 4d ago

My second "date" with my now wife was a coffee presentation/tasting for her to level up at Starbucks or some shit. She needed a head count, I was counting on head.

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u/haveutried2hardboot ☑️ 3d ago

Nicely done 👍

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u/NameTripping 4d ago

Was the food free?

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u/Slow_Alternative2811 4d ago

Or a discount? How long did you stay there?

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u/Untamed_Meerkat 4d ago

She was drumming up business. It's called ✨innovation ✨. Probably 5 other dudes at the restaurant that night on her roster too.

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u/OrganizationNo1298 2d ago

Did he continue to date her? She could've at least let him know something before she started. This would've irritated me.

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u/BedHeadRedemption427 4d ago

Nigga told me we were going to a spoken word lounge…. He took me to the STUDIO, where him and his niggas was freestyling their conscious raps.

This was before uber. So I was stuck there in the yo for three hours with Mr. KRS1 jr. I hated it.

That was the day I learned…take your own car , Dont ride with these niggas 😭

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u/IcyProperty89 4d ago

Spoken word lounge lmao. Dylon thought he could trap you and then wear you down with his bars.

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u/Ok_Floor_8998 4d ago

I mean they did get to hear from the GOAT -- Dylon, Dylon, AND Dylon

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u/BedHeadRedemption427 4d ago

😭😭😭😭worst shit ever

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u/ThePlumThief 4d ago

He was 100% trying to flex and thought you'd be impressed 😂 I've worked as a studio engineer before and sometimes it works and the girl is like "omg what an artist 😍😍😍" and sometimes you have a visibly bored women scrolling instagram for 30 min then calling an uber lmao

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u/thatsnuckinfutz ☑️ 4d ago

take your own car , Dont ride with these niggas 😭

1000%. I took the bus to a date once while my car was getting dealt with lmao i will NOT be stranded

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u/loptopandbingo 3d ago

spoken word lounge

At least it wasn't him just freestyling in the bathtub

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u/DidYouSetItTo-Wumbo 4d ago

Sis wanted an advantage in a three to one fight she knew was coming and thought he was gonna be the type to jump in 😂.

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u/kuda26 4d ago

Hey man you handle your business you might get some ass

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u/ShinningVictory 4d ago

I CANNOT respect that.

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u/dat_boy_lurks 4d ago

Three bartenders?? *ON SHIFT?!?!***

Ion know what she did, but she did that shit.

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u/Bubbly_Satisfaction2 ☑️ 4d ago

I think my worst date was me being stranded in Five Towns (here in Queens) after my date was arrested. He accidentally cut off a cop car as he left the parking lot. Cops pulled us over.

My date had a warrant out for his arrest.

The asshole-cops didn’t even bother to take me to a more well-lit area, where the stores were located at least.

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u/-The-Grand-Zeno- 4d ago

Damn mama into that extreme bdsm, beat down at the buffet.

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u/ForefathersOneandAll 4d ago

One of my old coworkers went on a date with a guy she met on tinder. On their way to Outback, he ran over a dog on accident and pulled over. She's shook and he gets out to inspect the damage and check on the dog. After a minute he gets back in and continued to drive.

My friend asked what happened to the dog, and this nigga goes, "oh it's dead, I threw it in the trunk." She forced him to pull over and took a Lyft home.

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u/ripleyclone8 4d ago

Goddamn, she went on a date with RFK Jr?

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u/ForefathersOneandAll 4d ago

Maybe this is how he got that worm???

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u/msanthropedoglady 4d ago

Was it a Waffle House?

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u/JesusStarbox 4d ago

They don't have bartenders at the Waffle House.

Good thing, too.

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u/joshJFSU 4d ago

Waffle House with a full bar would be a damn warzone. I mean, I would stop by but there will be protection.

Also who would be the bartender at a Waffle House? Ghetto joker?

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u/TheBereWolf 4d ago

Waffle House bartender would have a job requirement of currently on parole and wearing an ankle monitor at all times.

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u/ShikaMoru 4d ago

Ah hell nah I can't imagine the chaos. They would need state patrol on watch all night every night

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u/Mistavez 4d ago

Imagine the kinda fights if they did though

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u/Felsys1212 4d ago

Dinner AND a show?!

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u/Cryoboul 4d ago

I’m not helping her either, like u got me in nut ass situations day 1

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u/Costati 4d ago

She's gotta be guilty too. Like 3 OF THEM. And during their work time. She fucked up.

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u/Bubbly_Satisfaction2 ☑️ 4d ago

In regards to the OOP, I am not shocked by his date’s audacity.

I knew someone in college, who tried to pledge a sorority that had four people, who she had beef with.

Like…

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u/Solo_Fisticuffs ☑️Sunshine ☀️ 4d ago

went to a fridays with a dude where ik a ton of people who worked and frequented there. most people in the building knew my older sister too (large age gap). i went to the bathroom and came out and everyone was yellin at him and before i could ask what happened my sister was callin my phone. when they told him to leave he revealed he left his wallet so i asked them to separate what i ordered from what he did and ubered home

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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 4d ago

Did you ever find out what all the ruckus was about?

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u/Solo_Fisticuffs ☑️Sunshine ☀️ 4d ago

he hit on my sister's friend who was the bartender at the time 😂

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u/Soul_Tickler 4d ago

The sex would have been dumb good tho

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u/IFeelingFrisky 4d ago

She was looking for a ride or die,except yall rode there and she died.

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u/sloppy_steaks24 4d ago

Why did she choose that one??? Was that the only restaurant in that town or something?

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u/Itsprobablysarcasm Candace Owens Baby shower attendee 👶🏼 4d ago edited 4d ago

Okay. So over in that other thread about "Good sex leads to bad problems", when us old heads were talking about don't put your dick in crazy...

This wildcat brought a first date to a rumble! 100% sure the sex is gonna be fire with this one, but...

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u/WashedUpRiver 4d ago

Hey, gotta give credit where credit is due-- that one's pretty memorable and the spirit of it is unique. For better or worse, he may never experience another date quite like it again lol

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u/Apollorx 4d ago

Sounds like she expected you to do something for her

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u/Western_Bison_878 4d ago

She was testing him 😂

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u/SinfullySinless 4d ago

All I’m hearing is determination, fortitude, and courage

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u/Trondiction 4d ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/BearoristLB 4d ago

That’s future BM right there

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u/GeologistAway6352 4d ago

I wanna hear that entire story lol

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u/Raecino 4d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/LokalTreo23 4d ago

The green backdrop and mid food was worth the tussle! I’m guessing

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u/tytwin 4d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/acidporkbuns 4d ago

First date but her second round.

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u/squidpolyp_overdrive 4d ago

Why would you go there

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u/Gizmo413 4d ago

Why did she choose to go there if she’s beefing with them?

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u/Brattyybunnyy 🍑 PAWG 4d ago

If all 3 of them jumped her she deffo deserved it. He was smart for not doing anything ab it.

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u/BrinedBrittanica 4d ago

why would she actually recommend this place tho

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u/Chaos_Ice 4d ago

My friends and I went out to a restaurant where unbeknownst to us (she was aware), one of the bartenders hated her guts. They purposely spiked her drink which the server was not aware and because we ordered the same thing….was given to me. I almost died of alcohol poisoning.

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u/Phoenix0390 2d ago

Omg that's so messed up! I hope you pressed criminal charges and that bartender was held responsible! I'm so sorry that happened to you 😔

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u/Chaos_Ice 2d ago

I didn’t. This was almost a decade ago. I was 19 and I wasn’t thinking that way.

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u/Phoenix0390 2d ago

I hope you kicked that friend to the curb then 🥺😔 This makes me so angry and sad for you regardless of how long ago it was. It's so messed up 😭

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u/pragmaticweirdo ☑️ 2d ago

If three people are willing to lose their jobs and catch charges to whoop your ass on sight, you’re the problem

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u/Pettysaurus_Rex 3d ago

Dinner and a show. How romantic!

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u/teems 3d ago

She wanted to see how you handle yourself in stressful situations.

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u/lpark899 3d ago

She must have worked there before and still had beef with those people lmao

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u/kingseraph0 3d ago

she bit the hands that fed her one too many times

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u/Katty-kattt 3d ago

Sounds like she brought him there to make it an even match

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u/Legitimate-Kick8427 3d ago

Do you think she wanted to see if op would defend her or do you think she wantted to impress op with her combat skills

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u/okoyes_wig 2d ago

100% she expected you to even out the odds

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u/AggroPro ☑️ 2d ago

Well, that's one way to get served.

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u/RandomUserResuModnar 2d ago

Me capturing that ass whooping

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u/MissSnarkasm 2d ago

3 is crazy

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u/bengraven 1d ago

It feels like she was testing him to see if he would get her back. I can imagine her at home with her girls and an ice pack on her forehead going “he’s not the one, he could have swung on at least one of those MF”.

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u/beepbopbeepboopydoop 1d ago

She absolutely wanted someone to either protect her or jump them with her 💀

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u/mvpsupreme 20h ago

His ex showed up at the place we were at. They argued outside and I called my sister to pick me up