r/BoomersBeingFools 20d ago

Social Media elderly women swooning over trump.

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u/hogsucker 20d ago

These women are from the 'Word of Faith Fellowship,' a highly abusive cult that controls a lot of law enforcement and politics in Spindale, NC. (I think one of the ladies is Jane Whaley, the cult leader.)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_of_Faith_Fellowship

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u/KittenBarfRainbows 20d ago

Is a horrible dye job also a requirement?

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u/satori0320 20d ago

Shits lookin like fried rice noodles.

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u/imoncloud9_ 20d ago

Maybe they were inspired by Justin’s noodle hair?

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u/AccidentallySJ 20d ago

Labranoodle

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u/TerrisBranding 20d ago

Maruchan head

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u/CrowWarrior 20d ago

I call that ramen head.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 20d ago

Good lord. I'm glad I was never a teenage girl

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u/katchin05 Millennial 20d ago

You owe me a coffee. Just spilled mine laughing at this.

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u/LissaBryan Gen X 20d ago

That color is very popular among Trump fans. Once you notice it, you'll see it everywhere in images of his rallies.

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u/jax2love 20d ago

“Republican Bitch Blonde”

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u/LissaBryan Gen X 20d ago

I always called it "straw blonde" because it is so dry and artificial-looking, but that works.

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u/Ragnarok314159 20d ago

It is the same color as dead grass. Good name for it.

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u/zippy4457 20d ago

Its part of the standard "Botox Barbie" package.

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u/Plasibeau 20d ago

"Bad Built Bleach Blonde Barbie"

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u/avatinfernus 20d ago

My hair is naturally that color (albinism)... makes me want to dye it. Geez.

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith 20d ago

The difference is that you probably look stunning with it. A bad dye job of any color looks stupid.

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u/avatinfernus 20d ago

Ah well true, and their hair look very damaged from years of bleaching and abuse.

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u/TerrisBranding 20d ago

lookin' like dry straw, makin' a horse hungry

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u/No-Past2605 Baby Boomer 20d ago

Prime example of them not having Gay friends.

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u/8thHouseVirgo 20d ago

🎯🎯🎯

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u/Aggressive_Ad_2620 20d ago

Omg they are still around???? When I lived in western NC I heard awful things about the “fellowship” and I thought they were investigated numerous times. wtf! Of course they’d be hardcore trumpers too

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u/Plasibeau 20d ago

This is a picture from the 2020 run. At least one of them is dead or knocking on Death's door by now.

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u/OneDimensionalChess 20d ago edited 20d ago

Oh no wonder they look so deranged.

I wonder. Do they make the women all use the same shade of the most obvious blonde hair dye imaginable?

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u/the_reborn_cock69 20d ago

Of course they’re from NC, bigotry, ignorance, and stupidity seem to make major exports from the state :)

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u/DickBiter1337 20d ago

Tell me about it. Born and raised here 😩

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u/the_reborn_cock69 20d ago

I just left that god forsaken place. I lived in clt on and off for years, mainly due to having nowhere else to go and my parents moved here, but I finally cut ties and moved to Philly.

MUCH BETTER HERE

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u/DickBiter1337 20d ago

I'm on the outskirts of Greensboro now but born and raised in Alamance county though, in Graham with the Confederate statues 🙃

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u/Witty-Ad5743 20d ago

Good lord, that list of rules is something else!

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u/StarintheShadows 20d ago

“•Followers are not allowed to enroll in college without permission and, if permission is granted, can attend only alongside other members so their behavior can be monitored. Whaley also picks their majors, and they must work for the church or a business owned by church leaders once they leave school.

•Whaley’s permission is required to buy a house or a car.”

I’m fucking speechless!!

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u/yafreaka 20d ago

OMG....I just read the rules.....WTAF?!?!?

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u/Witty-Ad5743 20d ago

Seriously, they read like the rules I would set for a cult of my own making in a video game. That is to say, blatantly obvious that they're there because I'm looking to control every aspect of my followers' lives.

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u/wonderingreasons 20d ago

From the Wiki here are some of their “rules”

According to the Associated Press, members of the Fellowship follow a list of rules 145 entries long. These rules include:

Followers do not celebrate birthdays and religious or secular holidays, including Christmas and Easter because they are “pagan”.

Congregants do not watch television and movies, read newspapers, or eat in restaurants that serve alcohol.

Men and women must swim with shirts covering their upper bodies and cannot take them off in public, including in their own backyards.

Men cannot grow beards.

Followers are not allowed to enroll in college without permission and, if permission is granted, can attend only alongside other members so their behavior can be monitored. Whaley also picks their majors, and they must work for the church or a business owned by church leaders once they leave school.

Whaley’s permission is required to buy a house or a car.

Members must tithe 10% of their gross earnings in addition to contributing to the collection plate. Current church members have stated this list of rules is inaccurate and has never been published, promulgated, or distributed by the church.

Children in the Fellowship are isolated, monitored and controlled closely by the church, being educated in the church-controlled school, and prevented from watching television under threat of punishment. Children are also told to display a positive attitude, regardless of how they feel.

**Whaley being the head of the church

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u/Helpful-Conference13 20d ago

I bet they lost it when Cracker Barrel started serving alcohol

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u/Smart-Stupid666 20d ago

You forgot the rule that every woman apparently is required to bleach their hair

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u/drdre27406 20d ago

Ok I just went down the word of faith fellowship rabbit hole. It’s definitely a cult without the doomsday comet.

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u/MrWaffleBeater 20d ago

A month later on June 19, 2017, Matthew Fenner’s grandfather Robert Marvin Rape was found dead in his yard from a gunshot wound to the chest. With the North Carolina State Bureau of Investigation’s assistance, District Attorney Ted Bell determined the death was a suicide.[24]

wtf……. How can that be a suicide.

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u/Aggressive_Peach_768 20d ago

How the fuck can a highly abusive cult control anything?

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u/Thalidomidas 20d ago

Jane Whaley,

Nominative determinism ?

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u/Stormy8888 20d ago

Whoever that woman is on the top right, she's thirsting hard.

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u/GM_Nate 20d ago

aww yeah big daddy, momma's got something for ya

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u/PermaDerpFace 20d ago

Are we sure that's not JD Vance in a wig?

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u/NeurodiversityNinja 20d ago

Needs more eyeliner.

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u/CootahBrown Greatest Gen 20d ago

It’s giving female Kenny Powers

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u/SewRuby Millennial 20d ago

It's giving female Donald Trump. 🤣

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u/WorcesterRulez69 20d ago

La Gorda Blanca

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u/NurkleTurkey 20d ago

I'm dying rn lol

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u/PegaLaMega 20d ago

Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell

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u/popohum Millennial 20d ago

Nice I just unlocked the next rank of homosexuality. Thanks for the level up 😄

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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 20d ago

My God, she looks like she'd be extremely dominant in the bedroom. I bet her nickname is 'Peg'.

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u/Right_Rev 20d ago

Peg the Meg

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u/Total_Waltz4083 20d ago

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u/laich68 20d ago

Dude, there ain’t no bleach left after they got ahold of it.

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u/Commercial_Bend9203 20d ago

This comment is like a train wreck I can’t stop reading. 🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/HarryCumpole 20d ago

"C'mon over here and suck mommy's cock"

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u/Environmental-Ad3438 20d ago

Come to pApA

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u/prettypushee 20d ago

This should be posted on Elmo’s shitter. Drump can’t stand these memes and he wants to make it illegal to post them. I am no longer a member.

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u/GoreonmyGears 20d ago

Thoughts and prayers for this ladies husband. I'm sure it's a tough one!

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u/SnooMarzipans8231 20d ago

Can you imagine what kind of Boomer fucks their Trump loving husbands are?

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u/GoreonmyGears 20d ago

He probably role plays as Trump.

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u/Academic_Object8683 20d ago

MAGA hat on during disappointing Viagra sex

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u/kbeckerburbs4 20d ago

Big momma ready to eat. Bought to add 4lbs of butter to her pie

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u/IamScottGable 20d ago

Yeah she'd not swooning, she's angry horny

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u/anitasdoodles 20d ago

YAS daddy, murder me and put me in your golf course

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u/Exark141 20d ago

She can smell those maccyd meat sweats

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u/Agitated_Hippo5760 20d ago

Why does she look like Shane Gillis in a wig? Rofl

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u/Alextricity 20d ago

"tell me again how much u hate the blacks and browns, bb."

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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 20d ago

Death by Snu-snu!

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u/Strict-Breakfast4982 20d ago

That's a God Damn Karen gang

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u/Unable-Cellist-4277 20d ago

A group of Karens is called a Privilege.

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u/cranktheguy 20d ago

I thought the collective noun was "a complaint of Karens".

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u/Unable-Cellist-4277 20d ago

Oh snap, I must not be up on things.

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u/Swimming-Economy-870 20d ago

I think it’s a “privilege of boomers”.

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u/Additional_Fix_126 20d ago

I thought it was called an HOA

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u/StayOnYourMedsCrazy 20d ago

North Karolina Karen Kartel

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u/Witty-Ad5743 20d ago

They clearly control the market on peroxide.

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u/BeezerBrom 20d ago

Same hair dresser as Trump

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u/Ashamed_Angle_8301 20d ago

They're all using the same shade of hair dye!

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u/delusion_magnet Gen X 20d ago

I think this is why normal people born with a color close to this are opting for rainbow colors.

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u/VegetableMortgage937 Millennial 20d ago

I was platinum blonde for 22 years and stopped lightening my hair because I don’t wanna be associated with people like them

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u/Munchkinasaurous 20d ago

Thats because they know that the more they look like Ivanka, the better chance they have with him. 

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u/mydaycake 20d ago

They all look like dudes with wigs and makeup so basically like Trump

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u/Denroll 20d ago

Hey, they didn't graduate from taxidermy school to be called a hair dresser.

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u/KetoLurkerHereAgain 20d ago

I know attraction is subjective but he is repulsive. Objectively, subjectively, all the ivelys. Repulsive!! What the actual fuck are they seeing to make their eyes shine with little hearts??

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u/Rain_Glo 20d ago

'he's known to only like young, beautiful blonde women so if he engages with (glances at) me that means I must still be young / beautiful'

Typical pick-me delusional shit.

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u/IamScottGable 20d ago

That is a brilliant theory.

Also, he represent as rich.

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u/heidikloomberg 20d ago

It’s the racism and misogyny, the determination to take more from the most marginalized people of society. They find it all so sexy.

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u/Jasonrj 20d ago edited 19d ago

Some of them want to use him. Some of them want to be used by him.

Some of them want to abuse him. Some of them want to be abused by him.

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u/KetoLurkerHereAgain 20d ago

Sweet nightmares are made of this.

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u/ApprehensiveCream571 20d ago

That tongue is killing me.

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u/Illustrious_Act_3953 20d ago

Was this a Karen convention? What's going on here

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u/ChouTofu 20d ago

I think a group is called a complaint of Karens

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u/Trey009872 20d ago

No, it's a homeowners association.

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u/Jazzlike-Jacket-9098 20d ago

He’s the Karen President

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u/The_Fox_Confessor Gen X 20d ago

What is it with MAGA and fake blondes?

This is not a criticism of women who are blonde, but there seems to be a really large correlation between being a MAGA supporter and blonde.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/The_Fox_Confessor Gen X 20d ago

This includes Karoline Leavitt, Trump's spokeswoman and many of the younger MAGA women in prominent positions.

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u/Nighthawk68w 20d ago

It is exactly what the Republican male likes. Very aryan. And these women, I'd be willing to bet, have never held a serious career in their lives and depend on their husband's income. Like "trophy wife" comes to mind. Stay at home moms, assuming their husbands didn't pay for a nanny. I lived in Orange County, CA for a while. Very Red county. The white female suburbanites there all have this style. Very posh. You'd even see other races dying their hair unnatural blond and wearing contacts as a rite of passage and ticket into the club. They'd spend their days just shopping their husband's money away and visiting overly expensive cafes for rich upper middle class wives.

I don't really know if it's gotten better since I left, but you'd go into certain parts of town and this type of woman is the only kind of woman in that area. Then you'd go to the poorer areas and people would look a little more diverse.

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u/ssquirt1 20d ago

It’s about appearing as Aryan as possible.

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u/Dawnspark 20d ago

Hell, my mom's a blonde (slightly on the darker side of blonde,) and she's been talking about going platinum because of trump, who she calls "my trump." like, as if they're together.

It's legitimately fucking insane. I had to stop her cause she's already ruined her hair & scalp from years of nothing but box dye to hide her grays, that I'm convinced if she tries to bleach her own hair, she's gonna go fully fucking bald.

I'm legitimately so tired. I want to hibernate for the next 4 years.

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u/AdiposeQueen 20d ago

Let her bleach her hair to hell and back. Then, when she loses some she'll have to do a weird combover just like her trump!

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u/Dawnspark 20d ago

I would, if I wasn't stuck living with her, unfortunately.

If she has any reason to be in a bad mood, or mean, she eventually will take it out on me, since I'm an easy target for her. I have a hard time fighting back vs. avoiding and I'm also in a wheelchair.

She already has an equivalent to a combover, anyway. Piles her hair up high with oodles of hairspray and hopes no one notices the very sparsely haired front hairline.

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u/ohemmigee 20d ago

Hair darkens with age in most blondes. So blonde is subconsciously an indicator that a woman is younger and healthier. Annnnnnd the ones who favor extreme youth are almost always republicans.

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u/Munchkinasaurous 20d ago

They want to attract him, so they're trying to look more like his daughter.

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u/Glitchboy 20d ago

I feel like a few political movements glorified having blonde hair and blue eyes. Hmmm I can't seem to remember which...? It's probably nothing 🫠

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u/ProfessionalCreme119 20d ago

Burnt out their hair over dying it since the 80s and blonde is the only color that doesn't make their hair look trash. Any other dye color just dulls out fast. Natural color looks pale.

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u/Ready_Mission7016 20d ago

Pick-me parade. These moronic robots repulse me as a woman myself.

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u/nightcana 20d ago

You just know that one in the middle is named Bunny or some stupid shit

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u/linkerjpatrick 20d ago

Hey Doll!!!! (Fun girls from Andy Griffith Show)

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u/MrsRononDex Gen X 20d ago

One glance at this picture and I immediately had to go get my Manager.

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u/NoLightweight 20d ago

You'd think they'd struggle to find a father figure but here we are.

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u/Excellent-Hat-8556 20d ago

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

It’s giving “I’m going to squint harder so I can hear you better” or just complete disassociation.

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u/Crassholio 20d ago

Hate this genre of people.

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u/GroovyGrodd 20d ago

All the blonde dye has rotted away their brains.

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u/Valuable-Ad-3147 20d ago edited 19d ago

Diaper wearing Pedophile Donny likes them illegally young so none of these haggard harlots have a chance other than changing diapers for him

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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 20d ago

Well, they'll be pleased to hear that Trump is definitely a fan of blondes!

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u/sunkissedbutter 20d ago

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u/cassimiro04 20d ago

She's gonna Kathy Bates "Misery" him.

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u/Ninjafrogg 20d ago

The one lady looks like she wants to eat him

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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 20d ago

"Oooo yeah! l'd change his diaper any time!"

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u/J-Dawg1987 20d ago

This photo is the last thing a potato salad with raisins sees

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u/cheddarbruce Millennial 20d ago

I will bet my right nut that this dork forgot to press record and it's that has it on picture

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u/tgbaker 20d ago

She looks hungry

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u/Dontstopmenow747 20d ago

She looks deranged, I think she might actually be dangerous 🤣

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u/Independent-Deal-192 20d ago

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u/wild-aloof-angle 20d ago

Don't disrespect Ms. Piggy like that

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u/PidginPigeonHole 20d ago

Stepford Wives

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u/One-Psychology-8394 20d ago

Most of them could pass on as drag or am I crazy?!

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u/This_Entrance6629 20d ago

All their asshole husbands are dead.trump is filling the void.

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u/TheJeffChase 20d ago

I feel bad for the waitress that gets this table after this circus.

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u/Snowdog1989 20d ago

They finally found their manager...and he's just as much of a POS as they are.

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u/Agent865 20d ago

They’re all younger than him

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u/chonk-cat-luv 20d ago

At least two of these women are probably in their 40s. The MAGA look is not attractive at all.

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u/Kri-az 20d ago

I just don’t see it. Ever. At any point in his life. He is always been an asshole. I guess people are attracted to that so gross.

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u/ill_formed 20d ago

A harem of Karen’s.

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u/Born-Cress-7824 20d ago

Nothing turns them on like a man in a diaper.

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u/Upper_Guarantee_4588 20d ago

Just sad, that's all I can say.

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u/MeepMeeps88 20d ago

She has to let Ariel's voice out of her sea dungeon before wrapping her tentacles around Diaper Don.

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u/MangoSalsa89 20d ago

I can’t tell if they’re actually elderly or just look horrible for their age

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u/SoftOver9850 20d ago

I thought they were AI for a sec they look so fucked up 😭

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u/Odd-Wafer-4250 20d ago

Wank material for days!

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u/tucakeane 20d ago

“Trump supporters come in all shapes and sizes!”

Meanwhile, Trump’s supporters-

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u/mckinneysub 20d ago

Not a single natural hair color in that pic.

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u/annieh89 20d ago

I'm dying my hair brown immediately

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u/sickysickybrah 20d ago

This group of geriatric stepford wives all dyed their hair the same color as Trump's wig. Coincidence?

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u/MaddysinLeigh 20d ago

All have the same shade of dyed blonde hair.

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u/Academic_Object8683 20d ago

Disgusting. And you know he laughs at them and calls them old. Look at the old biddies coming to worship me.

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u/dritarashtra 20d ago

I can taste the perfume.

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u/Proofread_CopyEdit 20d ago

Forget everything else about him for a moment. The only thing that matters in this photo is that he is a rapist.

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u/ChiWhiteSox24 20d ago

His dick is the size of a thumb…

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u/pacman404 20d ago

This is one of the funniest pictures in history

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u/EmbarrassedCockRing 20d ago

So there is a hell

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u/FriedSmegma Zoomer 20d ago

They all look like him too

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u/thrownehwah 20d ago

I wonder if they want power or the mushroom

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u/Crafty_Friendship_15 20d ago

Gross.

Apt, but overwhelmingly gross.

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u/Ba55of0rte 20d ago

They love him but he wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire.

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u/Efficient-Winner1910 20d ago

Maybe what they say about blonds is true-

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u/MrMehheMrM 20d ago

Trump wouldn’t fuck them with a stolen dick, they’re not under 18. By many many decades.

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u/-Luc4s 20d ago

Oh! Sooo these are the kind of women that allow him to "grab them by the 🙀.."!?... makes sense now 🤣🤣

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u/IntrinsicM 20d ago

Well there’s certainly a type, that’s for sure.

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u/RB42- 20d ago

The one in the red top with the black collar just gave me shivers is she licking her lips?

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u/Shinigami66- 20d ago

All Blond and dumb with a Karen agenda

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u/DadaShart 20d ago

The one licking her lips scares me.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago edited 20d ago

All those women probably haven't had an orgasm in I don't know how fucking long. But I wouldn't be surprised if they gone home and just fondled themselves thinking about Trump. That's fucking disgusting

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u/CrimsonSilhouettes 20d ago

Look, every one of them uses the same hair dye.

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u/Nighthawk68w 20d ago

Please dear God, I don't ask for much, but could you please take these women's social security and medicare instead of helpless 82 year olds?

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u/linkerjpatrick 20d ago

They can’t smell

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u/ShadowBlade55 20d ago

This was an unpleasant sight.

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u/PatientStrength5861 20d ago

They should take him home and keep him there.

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u/crapbag73 20d ago

Looks like a realtor’s convention

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u/mspolytheist 20d ago

I guess they weren’t quite close enough to smell him…

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u/Smrleda 20d ago

UGH! And we all know at least one of them.

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u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau 20d ago

What about the bottom right woman?She doesn’t look like she’s simping.

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u/tauntauntom 20d ago

Once he does the ol" two dick jerk tango there will be soiled depends littering that stage.

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u/ConcernSharp3580 20d ago

I think the one in red could change him.

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u/dextras07 20d ago

The managers of Karen inc. LTD.

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u/itsfeckingfreezing 20d ago

Gremlins 3, the rusty racists

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u/Suggest_a_User_Name 20d ago

I believe the scientific term for this is “a Gaggle of Karens.”

Need David Attenborough‘s voice

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u/mark0487 20d ago

I thought they hate trans women?