r/Cartalk • u/SufficientStranger86 • Mar 01 '25

Car Meme I thought I seen it all

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No way people actually mod Saturns, probably held together by hope and zip ties, I don’t know anybody in the right mind that think’s this is someone who is a “car enthusiast”

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u/SLO_RICE Mar 01 '25

Looks like an Ion Red Line. Factory supercharged Ecotec and actually a decent little guy.

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u/SufficientStranger86 Mar 01 '25

It is a decent little guy, on a 2.7 pulley makes around 280 wheel

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u/CafeRoaster Mar 02 '25

So you posted pretending it isn’t your car, but it is? Weird.

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u/Electrical_Party7975 Mar 01 '25

That’s an ion redline. 200hp stock with available OEM staging kits to bump those numbers even higher. Those cars are pretty quick

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u/SufficientStranger86 Mar 01 '25

She makes around 280 wheel, on a 2.7 pulley and ported blower

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u/Prophage7 Mar 01 '25

...did you make this post to bait compliments for your own car?

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u/SufficientStranger86 Mar 01 '25

Why would I ever 🤨

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u/Hayabusa_Blacksmith Mar 01 '25

you're an idiot

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u/SufficientStranger86 Mar 01 '25

Ah yes, I know, I fucked up when I modded a Saturn

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u/JStewy21 Mar 02 '25

No you're an idiot cause you pretended the car wasn't yours when posting but are eating up all the compliments

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u/BigMoneyChode Mar 01 '25

Saturn Ion Redline. Cool car.

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u/SufficientStranger86 Mar 01 '25

Thank you sir 🫶🏽

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u/stilleternal Mar 02 '25

Wow for a Saturn

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u/SufficientStranger86 Mar 02 '25

I’m just going to say thank you I guess?

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u/Electrical_Party7975 Mar 01 '25

Looks better than a Cobalt SS imo

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u/SufficientStranger86 Mar 01 '25

I agree, the only reason I got it

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u/Alextryingforgrate Mar 01 '25

Might want to look up Saturn Ion Redline. The predecessor to the Cobalt SS. They were good little econo box sports cars. You can return your car enthusiast card.

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u/SufficientStranger86 Mar 01 '25

Psss, it’s my car sir 🧍🏽‍♂️

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u/No_Spare_5124 Mar 01 '25

Who’s in the car bro?

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u/SufficientStranger86 Mar 01 '25

It’s a mask my girlfriend made me for Halloween like 2 years ago lol 😂

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u/DarthElote Mar 01 '25

Is that front bumper modified or a factory option? Those side vents are slick. Needs lower tho, get rid of that atrocious wheel gap and it'll be super clean. 💪🏼

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u/SufficientStranger86 Mar 01 '25

Yeah it’s a factory bumper, model is an ion redline, and trust me I know I need to get the stance figured out 😭 zzp got some nice coil overs i plan on getting

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u/Barraskewrya Mar 01 '25

Have you seen a turbo’d Geo Metro?