We (Crookshanks and Hekate) did a big crimes meowmy is proud of. Meowmy has a lover that made her biggest sad and she shouted at to show her disapproval. We kitty protectors felt it and went and punctured his bike tire on her behalf. As we is cats we knew the humans wouldn’t instantly associate us with the crime after he left and found the punctures (we did 3 holes as she was biggest sad we have ever seen). When the man left and told her his bike was punctured in 3 places she gave us lots of treats as she figured how great the crime was and that we did it for her as revenge. She keeps telling us we is the best kitties ever. So if a human upsets your meowmy it’s ok to do crimes to make them happy again.

Hello cat lawyers of reddit.

My neighbour never takes care of their lawn. Some of their dandelions have gotten to be two feet tall!

It wouldn’t be any if my business, but it keeps blowing onto my own lawn and giving me more weeds.

What should I do?

If you go over to your friend's house and they have placed a variety of objects on a table, tantalizingly close to the edge, are you responsible for damages if you slap some off onto the ground and some break?

I just don't understand why you would arrange treasured photos of your family that close to the edge unless they're there for guests to fully enjoy (by slapping them onto the ground.)

Also, they had a bowl full of fake limes, which I also mistook as something laid out for my enjoyment. Exactlt what else would a glass bowl full of fake limes be used for?

I slapped these objects on the ground in the good-faith belief that this was their intended purpose. Still, am i liable?