r/Catmemes • u/theglobalnomad • 23h ago

With a moist trail of nose lube and saliva that smells like a wharf

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u/Snap-Pop-Nap 23h ago

I also believe that title was a r/brandnewsentence

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u/DankSauceBauce 22h ago

But, they LOVE you…

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u/Ella-W00 21h ago

my cat taught me that love is pain and glibber…

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u/ClearBlue_Grace 17h ago

My girl Sophie wakes me up every morning by tickling my face with her long ass whiskers. I sometimes end up slapping myself lol.

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u/Crochitting 16h ago

I bet she loves that

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u/MedicineAnnual9199 19h ago

I saw this right as I got smashed in the face with drooling slime.

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u/DavidF126 18h ago

Every morning, she does this not to because she loves me but insted she does it because it is food time🐈

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u/3catz2men1house 13h ago

Teeth and gums

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u/theglobalnomad 12h ago

Exactly. If you're lucky, maybe you'll get something from the underside of a jowl too.

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u/Judoosauce 11h ago

My cat greeted me this morning by shoving his nose directly into my nostril

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u/RottingPriest 10h ago

My cats nose lube is a delicate nectar.

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u/theglobalnomad 10h ago

Truth be told: I yearn for the nectar.

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u/Away_Ad_5390 3h ago

Had a cat that when I petting him standing on my chest,used to rear back and head butt me!! Actually busted my lip once. I know it’s done out of love (or is it?), but I learned to be Careful!

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u/theglobalnomad 3h ago

It sounds like it may have been part sheep!

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u/cubntD6 2h ago

Nose lube?

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u/BlizzPenguin 2h ago

It is better than their butt in your face.