I think Hickory Jo killed it.

[u/loveofGod12345]

[u/CharlotteLucasOP]

He protected you from it!!!

You’re welcome.

Maybe time to consider a bidet.

[u/loveofGod12345 → u/CharlotteLucasOP]

We actually have one that we need to install.

[u/CharlotteLucasOP → u/loveofGod12345]

He’s a helpful reminder! 😂

[u/IWorkForDickJones]

RIP TP

[u/RollieBear]

Our orange boy is a napkin serial killer.

[u/415erOnReddit]

Circumstantial, at best.

[u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421]

Every cat needs toys and this is an excellent one. At least the destruction isn’t too widespread. Tell Hickory Jo to keep up the good work.

[u/loveofGod12345 → u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421]

lol! I do wish I could find a toy she loves as much as TP. We have 3 cats and they probably have over 100 toys that we rotate. Plus the wands we use to actively play with them and several electronic interactive toys. Nothing compares to TP though lol.

[u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 → u/loveofGod12345]

We have a ton of cat toys (3 cats) and they ignore the toys and will play happily with a crumpled-up ball of paper or a dead leaf that fell off one of the house plants. This is a battle that cannot be won (at least by the humans). I surrender!

[u/soulonfire → u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421]

I have toys littered throughout the house, one of mine just stole a receipt off the coffee table instead though. 

[u/Threedogs_nm]

Are you sure? I asked because there are none little TP pieces scattered about!

[u/loveofGod12345 → u/Threedogs_nm]

lol. This was a “recreation” after I found evidence. She’s the only one of our cats that does this. Though it’s possible another is framing her lol. She’s actually pretty good about not leaving a huge mess surprisingly.

[u/mnth241]

All hail Hickory Jo- Queen, defender.

[u/Low-Television-7508]

The wounds are superficial, 75% is still usable. Not a Total AH.

[u/loveofGod12345 → u/Low-Television-7508]

We will definitely still use it. It will be annoying for a bit, but with 6-10 (4 kids who almost always have friends over) people in the house, we go through TP quick.

[u/PinkPussycatPower]

That’s just her r/tortitude! 😻❤️😽

[u/fruitless7070]

I've had an epiphany. I now know why there are a million torn pieces of toilet paper on my bathroom floor when I get home from work. Mystery solved. I thought my son was being sloppy.

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[u/Biff1996]

Good kitty.

[u/Haveapootenanny]

The name, I love it!

[u/Tasty_Context5263]

No evidence. Just trying to repair it. Wow.

[u/ANoisyCrow]

My babies had that stuff ankle deep in the bathroom. I call them The Perps.

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[u/Phenomenal_Kat_]

\no regrets**

[u/dgs1959]

Just when you thought that spring had arrived and then the snowstorm happens.