r/Catswhoyell Dec 17 '19

Human Conversationalist He likes to chirp to complain about sneezes and coughs. I love him so much.

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u/disqeau Dec 17 '19

He's saying "Bless you."

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

I am blessed!

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u/SmilingYe Dec 17 '19

Are you too blessed to be stressed?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

And he was wearing glasses, to show that time had passed.

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u/tehSchultz Dec 18 '19

My cat does this too!

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u/anndr0id Dec 17 '19

Hah I heard it too, it really does sound like that!

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u/ap539 Dec 18 '19

You are soooooo good looking

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

My oldest cat does this whenever I sneeze. ( I'm a loud sneezer when I actually let them out). She's so funny. I think she might think that I'm yelling at her or something.

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u/lazeelaura Dec 17 '19

My tuxedo girl chitters to me as well every time I sneeze. She’s a bit of a jerk, so I think she’s telling me off instead of saying “Bless You.”

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u/Lirgl Dec 17 '19

Mine too! Also if I cough or sniff too loudly. She's definitely annoyed and not blessing me. Little snot! Good thing for her she's so cute.

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u/SlightlyIrked Dec 17 '19

My tuxedo girl meows every time I cough, even if she is asleep she will meow at me after I cough. My husband read where tuxedo cats dislike coughs & sneezes because they are highly protective of their immune system.

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u/oddballAstronomer Dec 17 '19

My tuxie midna sat up from being tucked into bed and aggressively chirruped at me when I let a help out at 4am after watching the re3 remake trailer

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u/driverofracecars Dec 17 '19

because they are highly protective of their immune system.

I don't think a cat has any concept of what an immune system is.

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u/Le_Updoot_Army Dec 17 '19

Bullshit, my cat has a PhD in immunology

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u/oppaidragon08 Dec 17 '19

They been hearing us talk all along. they know.

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u/Allieareyouokay Dec 18 '19

Bullshit, my cat is constantly testing out his immune system, usually by jumping in water and then shivering his way up to snuggle me while I sleep. Maybe he’s also testing my immune system.

For science, all of it.

Edit: wording is hard

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u/thestralcounter44 Dec 18 '19

True story:when I had my son three days later first day at home I had a blood clot to the brain. When it was happening all the cats we had gathered around and howled ate scratching my legs. That’s what got my spouse up and got me to the hospital. I couldn’t walk or talk right for a week, two weeks to be completely ok.

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u/Allieareyouokay Dec 18 '19

That’s amazing! I must be dehydrated...

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u/thestralcounter44 Dec 18 '19

Why would you be dehydrated?

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u/Allieareyouokay Dec 18 '19

My kitty is bringing me water - lame joke

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u/thestralcounter44 Dec 18 '19

Slow brain again lol. Different injury. Got the joke.

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u/cheese-scrumps Dec 17 '19

My cat straight up mocks me when I sneeze/cough. She actually pays attention to how many times I do either then she meows back at me the same number of times in the most sarcastic sounding meow in existence 😂

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u/leichendienerin Dec 18 '19

PLEASE get a video of this ! 😂

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u/Brklynn84 Dec 17 '19

My fluffy boy chatters at me too whenever I sneeze in his presence. He always looks worried when I sneeze.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

My husband's sneezes can be heard from the moon (laws of physics be damned) and one of our cats will scold him with a long, extended single meeeeeeooooooooowwww! She even leaves her mouth open at the end.

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u/monkey_trumpets Dec 18 '19

Mine complains every time I'm emptying the dishwasher.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Cats do sneeze so they must recognize the sound

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u/CompleteNumpty Dec 18 '19

Mine too! Although I am a little disappointed that other cats do it, as I thought it made him unique (and adorable).

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u/romansparta Dec 17 '19

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u/TittyBeanie Dec 17 '19

Thank you so much for this.

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u/jamezverusaum Dec 17 '19

Most of my reddit is now cat subs. What's one more, right? Lol

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u/romansparta Dec 17 '19

Same, r/tuckedinkitties might be my favorite after this one. Too bad I'm allergic to cats irl.

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u/jamezverusaum Dec 17 '19

I'm allergic too. I still have 10.😊

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u/romansparta Dec 17 '19

That's incredible, I only have one but my allergies are still intolerable 😥

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u/jamezverusaum Dec 18 '19

Try zyrtec or xyzal? Zyrtec works for me. I also work in animal rescue and fostering.

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u/romansparta Dec 18 '19

Thanks for the recs, I figure it's worth checking out. Costco brand really doesn't do much for me.

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u/jamezverusaum Dec 18 '19

I use an off brand for zyrtec but I know Xyzal is supposed to be formulated more towards animal allergies. It's like zyrtec with added molecules.

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u/romansparta Dec 18 '19

Thanks a ton, if xyzal works then I'll be able to hug my cat again!

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u/alice_heart Dec 17 '19

jumping in to say r/TIGHTPUSSY is great too.

and no. no it is not what you think.

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u/Anticlimactic__ Dec 17 '19

r/catswhotrill

That's another one.

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u/jamezverusaum Dec 18 '19

Damn it.-joins-

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u/mle12189 Dec 18 '19

I think I'm up to like 60 now lol

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u/romansparta Dec 17 '19

Glad to spread the good word.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

New cat sub every day (´∀`)

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Thank you! 💖

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u/CatVideoFest Dec 17 '19

Gesundheit! Now can I go back to sleep?

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u/the_dude_upvotes Dec 21 '19

So rude of /u/Other_Vader ... but this is kind of purrfect for a xpost to /r/awwakeup

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u/Jaellbee Dec 17 '19

I used to have a cat who would ekekekekek whenever you sneezed. Could always tell a fake sneeze from a real one too. She was a sweetheart.

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u/Pavarkanohi Dec 17 '19

Same with our two. Except one of them hates when I cough. He always starts to complain...when I sneeze both chirp at me, sometimes after each other. Can't help but think they say

"Shut up bitch!"

"Yeah shut up!"

"How dare you wake us up?"

"Yeah! The audacity!"

"We gon stop now?"

"Yeh" Then they're silent again

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Reminds me of that video from like 10 years ago of the two cats like talking.

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Oh no. Was. I'm sorry for your loss.

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u/Lucy_Koshka Dec 17 '19

My best friend’s calico does this exact same thing! Always thought it was cute.

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Right? I have two cats, and both their meows are so different!

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u/MaryJaneDoe Dec 17 '19

Well that's just freakin' adorable.

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

He aims to please!

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u/din_the_dancer Dec 17 '19

This is cute.

My cat just gets startled and sometimes runs away when I sneeze. :(

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Do you have a dad sneeze?

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u/din_the_dancer Dec 17 '19

I don't know if I'd say I have a dad sneeze but it can be loud sometimes.

Usually when my cat runs away it's because I sneezed and he was sitting on my lap.

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u/GracefulKluts Dec 17 '19

"Don't die human, you must remain to feed me."

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

I think this is what he's actually saying! Even if I'm gone, he'll still be fed! No problem, cat!

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u/MagnoliaKnight Dec 17 '19

I realize this is a sub about cats but my bird chirps whenever me or my roommate fart :(

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u/Kalibos Dec 17 '19

Everyone's a critic

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

I'd still want to hear it! I have a bird at home, but he never chirps. Just like loud yelling.

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u/MagnoliaKnight Dec 17 '19

Ohhhhhh... yeah. Is it a parrotlet or a lovebird?

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u/mamphylilley Dec 17 '19

My cat would do this! Every time I coughed she’d meow. If I coughed back to back she’d meow louder and louder each time. It’s like she was asking me if I was okay!

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

And they say cats can't show empathy.

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u/OutspokenCatLady Dec 17 '19

My Isabella would chatter if she heard a slap sound.

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

My mind went somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Lol my cat does this too. I love cats.

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Same! I get so happy when I see any cat.

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u/Applepieoverdose Dec 17 '19

“Human, cease your deceasing”

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Lol my cat does this too. I love cats.

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u/TittyBeanie Dec 17 '19

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen. I watched it 3 times.

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

I posted another video of him doing the same thing the day before! Check my profile!

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u/elyzi Dec 17 '19

how sweet ❤️❤️ i think he wants to make sure you got your flu shot

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Next cycle 2020! I sneeze a lot more nowadays because when I kiss him, I will inhale him. Bad times were had with the long haired cat!

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u/elyzi Dec 17 '19

❤️

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u/krista37m Dec 17 '19

My cat meows at me when I sneeze too much. She’ll let the first couple go but beyond that she tells me to cut it out I think.

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Cats don't understand allergies!

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u/Herry_Up Dec 17 '19

“Why are you being so loud, can’t you see I’m trying to sleep?”

“So you’re gonna keep making noises to get a reaction outta me? I’ve had enough, goodnight”

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

The annoyance really does sound like him! Hahaha

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u/coopatrooper Dec 17 '19

Our girl does this too! We've always said she was saying bless you. And his eyes are beautiful!

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Awwh thank you! Is she a tuxedo?

His eyes are usually more yellow, but the angle makes it green! I've always wanted coloured eyes (Asian)! But at least my boy has it.

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u/coopatrooper Dec 17 '19

Nope, she's a dilute tortie! Crazy, talkative girl, haha.

Her's change from gold to green a lot! Must be pretty common. Give him some scritches from me, he's such a handsome boy 🤗

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u/brenee1993 Dec 17 '19

Omg my youngest does this too! She gets so offended whenever someone sneezes 😂

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u/Tallem00 Dec 17 '19

He sounds like an Animal Crossing character

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u/S-W-I-T-Z-E yell foster 🐾 Dec 17 '19

He looks like he’s got a dapper mustache

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

It's weird cause half his face has a moustache, but the other half is more mask-y. Like they ran out of toner midway.

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u/spewwwintothis Dec 17 '19

Will we ever discover the true reason cats do this??!! I need this mystery to be solved!

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u/spewwwintothis Dec 17 '19

My cat chirps when my boyfriend sneezes (but not when I do) and when my bird starts making a lot of noise. I've read somewhere that she is "stretching her jaw muscles" in preparation to attack. It seems ridiculous but is this the secret??

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Hopefully not!

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u/VintageBlazers Dec 17 '19

This is so cute I can’t take it 😩😩😩😩

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

This is adorable. My tuxedo leaves the room if I start crying.

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

OMG THAT'S SO RUDE. They love you too much and can't stand the sight of you being sad.

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u/s_hinoku Dec 17 '19

I just fell in love 😍

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Thank you, but I'm married! Sorry!

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u/rookiespinster Dec 18 '19

My cat does this when I cry. If I'm really sobbing he will match my pitch while sitting in the corner and staring at me. It's like he's mocking me. Emotional support animal my ass.

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u/vvf Dec 17 '19

somehow, he sounds like Luigi

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

His brother is a chonk so he is literally in his brother's shadow!

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u/Akitten84 Dec 17 '19

He’s either saying bless you or shhh I’m sleeping human. My cat makes these chirpy noises when we yell her name when she’s up to no good.

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Foiled again!

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u/I_am_jacks_reddit Dec 17 '19

My cat does this too. Even if he is sleeping and never wakes up he still does this when I sneeze

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Hahahahaha. Yelling at you from his grave.

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u/jacket20 Dec 17 '19

Mine cries at me whenever I sneeze lol like he’s so offended

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u/thatblugirl Dec 17 '19

My Kitty did this at birds... but also whenever we did dishes... especially the utensils.

Here's a vid https://youtu.be/pQKz6J8wwAQ

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

When I first researched about it, it says that cats do it at birds!

Your cat is a cutie!

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u/thatblugirl Dec 18 '19

Thank you. She was a fluffy majestic princess.

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u/RealOfficerHotPants Dec 17 '19

I love how with every sound you make, his eyes Dilate.

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 17 '19

It's called love.

Jk he's going to murder me in my sleep.

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u/Lessdee62 Dec 17 '19

"I'm tryna sleep here!!!" 😻❤

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

If you noticed, the first chirp-yell was already happening when I started recording. That was from an actual sneeze.

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u/headlessgirl Dec 17 '19

sounds like he Is saying do you mind! I am trying to sleep!

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

If he can lie on my chest to wake me for attention, I can wake him up for a video.

You gotta pay rent somehow, cat.

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u/kidnorther Dec 17 '19

I’ve never heard of another cat doing this, and I find out that like every tuxedo cat does this! It feels so good not to be alone!

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

There's dozens of us! Dozens!

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u/Zan_92 Dec 17 '19

what big ears

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

It's better to eat you with!

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u/becauze-catz Dec 17 '19

“Can you freaking not, Karen? I’m trying to sleep”

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u/NSFWies Dec 17 '19

What? Oh my gosh :)

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

I posted another video of him doing this the day before on my profile!

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u/NSFWies Dec 17 '19

This is so wonderful. Makes me want to get a cat again. I just worry he'll be just as unhappy at life as me.

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u/specialopps Dec 17 '19

My tuxie does NOT like when I clear my throat, and always has to come lodge a complaint.

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Is it a tuxedo thing? It surprised us when it happened the first time, because we didn't know what to look up to see if he's genuinely mad.

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u/specialopps Dec 17 '19

I don’t know, but they’re hilarious and I love it.

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u/pottymouthgrl Dec 17 '19

Wow he literally has my whole entire heart

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

He's actually a heartbreaker, I'm sorry! Literally just yesterday I was baking something from the kitchen and when I went outside, I saw him cuddling my husband's mum. He saw me and with a guilty look, just left her.

It was so funny like he knew he got caught betraying.

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u/RegularWhiteShark Dec 17 '19

I always get told off by my cat when I sneeze or cough. Sometimes he’ll give me a right mouthful and then leave in a huff.

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u/ValentineTarantula Dec 17 '19

::Tina Belcher voice:: My hearrrrt.

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u/lirgecaps Dec 17 '19

If you so much as do a wind up to a sneeze in front of my cat she scurries out of the room like your face might explode AT ANY MINUTE!!!!

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u/kthrynnnn Dec 17 '19

My tux Gus does the same thing!

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u/lyle420shla Dec 17 '19

My kitty does this too! She also sits on my lap and chirps at me if I’m crying, I think she’s trying to comfort me.. love her so much

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u/hanzosrightnipple Dec 18 '19

Two of my cats do this too! I'll sneeze and they'll look at me and start chirping and telling me off for it. If they're asleep when it happens, a few seconds will go by and then I'll hear a muffled, sleepy sequence of chirps and sighs. It's very cute. Sometimes I'll fake it and start to sneeze and then stop myself, and I'll still get chirped at.

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u/Ayren24 Dec 18 '19

I have one who has no voice, but she ick icks at me when I sneeze.

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u/ultraviolet47 Dec 18 '19

Whenever I used to cough, my grandma would say "die quietly" and it's always stuck with me.
Pretty sure that's what they're saying.

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u/SiEdMeow Dec 18 '19

I love your grandma's response to coughs haha. I'm going to start using that. I'm a jerk and say "ew" when I hear people cough or sneeze near me.

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u/TiredOfBeingMediocre Dec 18 '19

I would die for this cat

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u/blissedofff Dec 18 '19

My cat does this, too! I always found it so strange. Wonder what it is about sneezes that bothers them?

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u/luserluwho Dec 18 '19

I would die for this animal

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u/Other_Vader Dec 18 '19

With everyone who commented that they'd die for him, we can create an army with Rocket as our leader.

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u/Kalibos Dec 17 '19

He pick up satellite on those things?

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

In training to be a big bad wolf.

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u/IdiotTurkey Dec 17 '19

It could possibly be interpreted as a yell and then a hiss?

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

Got the right sub!

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u/IdiotTurkey Dec 18 '19

Huh? I meant your sounds, not the cat. Like, the cat might interpret your cough as you yelling at him, and the sneeze as a hiss towards him. And he's all like "whaaat? im just sleeping here" "u hissing at me? wat i do"

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u/KangStarboy Dec 17 '19

I’m gonna need you to just not do that— thanks

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u/waterfae Dec 17 '19

Oh sweet tuxedo man. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖

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u/sillysmiles Dec 17 '19

“Can you not? I’m trying to rest”

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

He looks like he has a moustache

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u/cuhleef Dec 17 '19

I love his coat color.

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u/Other_Vader Dec 17 '19

I love it too! I've always wanted a black cat, but I fell in love with him when we first met him! Found him in a carpark.

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u/sarrylits Dec 17 '19

This is amazing! 😭😍😭🥰

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u/lilwoodlandcreature Dec 18 '19

Pretty lil white mustache 😻

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u/Harry-coops Dec 18 '19

This gives me flashbacks to hiding from ghasts in the nether

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u/honeyvcombs99 Dec 18 '19

Ice heard that some animals can hear your heart stop/skip a beat when you sneeze, so maybe it's more of a, "you good, bro?"

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u/Florence1227 Dec 18 '19

My cat does this too! Cat can be across the room and if I sneeze I hear this tiny little mew.

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u/AuroraNidhoggr Dec 18 '19

My boy, Vash, who is a tuxedo long hair, does the same.

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u/micaylamaelynn Dec 18 '19

“I know you’re faking, Brittany.”

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u/thestralcounter44 Dec 18 '19

Lmao. Well why don’t you keep it down!

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u/BasOMas Dec 18 '19

Quiet, you@

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u/Ahoykatieee Dec 18 '19

I love him.

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u/leichendienerin Dec 18 '19

Oh my goodness, me too!

Love him so much, that is.

I do not chirp to complain about sneezes and coughs (although I may try it at Xmas lunch just to see how it goes down).

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u/WorldPotatoQueen Dec 18 '19

I love him so much too!

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u/314_jedi Dec 18 '19

had a younger cat that would fuss similar to this

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u/Alarmed_Boot Dec 18 '19

I love his little mustache.

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u/ThePrettyBasic Dec 18 '19

That might be the cutest sound I've ever heard from a cat aww!

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u/JackOfAllMemes Dec 18 '19

He looks so soft

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u/_boi5 Dec 18 '19

I like to think he is saying "bless you."

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u/saqueas Dec 18 '19

So sweet! We have a little girl who dislikes coughs and sneezes! She generally runs away while yelling complaints!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

He's saying bish shut duh fuck up.

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u/wilcoxornothin Dec 18 '19

“I sneezed oh am I not allowed to sneeze?!”

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u/danistrans Dec 18 '19

You cat sounds like Yoshi omg that's so cute

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u/redfoxdance Dec 18 '19

Was that a sneeze or a cough

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u/sadtearsofaclown Dec 18 '19

Those eyes!!!! What a heart throb!

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u/starspjs Dec 18 '19

my cat does this too! it makes me laugh, i always reference that video of the guy sneezing and scaring the deer outside, “so what, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!”

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u/bbxl Dec 18 '19

My kitty does this too! I think she's saying "bless you", or just making sure I'm ok. 💗

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u/Goliath_Gamer Dec 18 '19

WHAT CUTE LITTLE NOISES ❤️❤️❤️

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u/luserluwho Dec 18 '19

I pledge allegiance, to the squeak

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u/ouija__bored Dec 18 '19

This was so special and moving to me honestly

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u/dbixz Dec 18 '19

I love him so much

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

omg

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u/Kal-_- Dec 18 '19

That cat is asking if you are okay. Not complaining.

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u/TheSaltyAlmond Dec 18 '19

Omg my cat does this too. She could be dead asleep then someone sneezes she makes a little 'ehhh' noise but still asleep!

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u/zaffrebi Dec 18 '19

Little grumbly milk-mustache boy. ❤

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u/SJ1026 Dec 19 '19

He’s like “don’t be spreading those nasty germs around me” ;-) haha

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u/Nulliai Dec 23 '19

My cat does this too! I don’t know why he does, but I like to think he’s saying bless you

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u/Platinumelvis Jan 04 '20

Gives me real Animal Crossing vibes