r/Catswhoyell • u/clearlystyle • Nov 13 '20

Human Conversationalist He doesn't understand that I'm not actually talking to him during my Teams calls

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u/J_I_S_B Nov 13 '20

Kitty needs to lay off the menthols.

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u/clearlystyle Nov 13 '20

We always say, "he drank all the whiskey and smoked all the cigarettes," lol. Poor old man lived a life of sin.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

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u/Darphon Nov 13 '20

Also r/catswhosmoke

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u/ChequeBook Nov 14 '20

Fantastic. Now I have 3 different subreddits in my feed that exclusively feature cats yelling. The internet is a wonderful place

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u/Darphon Nov 14 '20

Oh there are so many more lol

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u/Puck_The_FoIice Nov 14 '20

Came to make sure this was said hhaha

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u/cookingismything Nov 14 '20

This is amazing! Thank you

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u/mollyjjj Nov 14 '20

Made my day

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u/kevlarus80 Nov 14 '20

I think my reddit subs are 90% cat related now...

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u/RoxanneBarton Nov 14 '20

Another one! subscribes

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u/Casper12315 Nov 14 '20

Can't forget r/CatsWhoCroak

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u/Darphon Nov 14 '20

Ooooo a new one for me!

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u/RoxanneBarton Nov 14 '20

SIGH subscribes

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u/SheriffSpooky Nov 13 '20

I had a cat that sounded like this, vet said he just had mild asthma lol

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u/clearlystyle Nov 14 '20

Nah he's just older than dirt lol

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u/tictactastytaint Nov 14 '20

I love no bullshit type of answer lol

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u/peterscandle Nov 14 '20

My cat sounds like a baby pterodactyl

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u/Fatticus_Rinch Nov 14 '20

Did he smoke the cigarettes or did he just straight up eat them?

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u/spamjavelin Nov 14 '20

I need my king butterfly...

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u/Fatticus_Rinch Nov 14 '20

DEEPER!!!!

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u/spamjavelin Nov 14 '20

I need my king butterfly

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u/CoyRose119 Nov 14 '20

I have been dying for the past few minutes. Thank you and r/petthedamncat

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

I still love him

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

He could get a job as a waitress.

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u/lenswipe Nov 14 '20

Ooooohhhh. Oooohhh. Greasy lou 🎶🎵

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u/darth_cupcake22 Nov 14 '20

My fiancé’s cat who lived to be 22 was like this. The prettiest most delicate looking little thing with this crazy raspy deep meow. Amazing.

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u/peterscandle Nov 19 '20

9 lives of sin