r/Catswhoyell Mar 16 '21

Human Conmeowsationalist My girlfriend having a conversation with Fudge

10.4k Upvotes

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u/GenderIsConfusingAf Mar 16 '21

M o w

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u/AB1908 Mar 16 '21

I've looked at this for 5 hours now. OP has achieved comedy.

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u/kbgman7 Mar 16 '21

Which one is fudge?

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u/guacamauler Mar 16 '21

The person petting his girlfriend. Duh

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u/freebeertomorrow Mar 16 '21

She forgot to say "OH BIG STRETCH". It's the law.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

"Big stretch for big kitty!"

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u/shawnaeatscats Mar 16 '21

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u/Thecultavator Mar 16 '21

My soul is satisfied now

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

God there really is a subreddit for every cat-related thing and I love it

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u/DunceMemes Mar 16 '21

I always say "what a stretchy kitty!!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

And just for that I will downvote this video with my hundreds of dummy accounts.

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u/Only498cc Mar 17 '21

"ohhhhhh we got such big stretchies, huh?! You got some good stretchies today?! Ohh you've been sleeping too much, huh buddy!?"

And then push him over to get some belly rubbies. And repeat language with "rubbies" instead of "stretchies".

Ugh I love my kitts

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u/browncatgreycat Mar 17 '21

All this time I thought it was just me!

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u/lucky__duck Mar 16 '21

My brain got the title of this post and subreddit mixed up and for a split second I thought it said "girlfriends who yell".

But this is a girlfriend who meows and a cat who yells lol.

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u/engoac Mar 16 '21

That raptor screech at 0:10 lol

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u/ckeanwolf Mar 17 '21

Yeah seriously, what was that?

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u/Sunieta25 Mar 16 '21

Weird name to give a person

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u/surenkoren Mar 16 '21

Fudge is fabulous!!❤️❤️

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

I didn’t expect intense philosophical discussion how close are our pets to us? As they sleep in our beds, clammed for food, and even speak to us? (As this well spoken cat proves) but in reality how close are we to becoming them?

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u/Deptar Mar 16 '21

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u/DanTheMan3467 Mar 16 '21

I was thinking the same

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

MEOW MOW MA MEAAAW

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u/Daddy-Dimitri Mar 16 '21

Deutschland?

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u/rya11111 Mar 16 '21

Awww talk to him moarrrrrr and you sir need to work on your meowing skills

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u/TwinSong Mar 16 '21

Love cats!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

That last frame makes it look like kitty is about to be Dr Stranged into the astral plane.

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u/GloomAndCookies Mar 17 '21

Cat: Meow!

Gf: Mrrreow!

OP: M O W

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u/SapientSlut Mar 16 '21

MEOW MEOW MEOW -stretch break- MEOW

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u/hes_a_newt_Jim Mar 16 '21

As a teen I babysat a cat who would just chill in the bushes when I came by to check on him.

Freaked me out the first time I heard him MOW just like that.

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u/Snaz5 Mar 16 '21

ooh what a precious boi

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u/RepresentativeAd3742 Mar 17 '21

Mao the red, chairman of the commpurrist party.

Your meowing is pathetic op ;)

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u/shaunaknn Mar 17 '21

Looks like you all came to a good conclusion

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u/NotPeterDinklagesDad Mar 16 '21

"She just threatened to do what with my balls?"

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u/CourierSixtyNine Mar 16 '21

Fudge has such a gorgeous coat!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Cornelius Fudge? :)

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u/Nightmare_Pasta Mar 16 '21

fudge is a good and adorable boi

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u/HippieWizard666 Mar 16 '21

I love it when they answer you

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u/jnnfrrp Mar 16 '21

That one pterodactyl screech

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u/pl51s1nt4r51ms Mar 17 '21

I think you should talk to them like a person and then they just mew back ya know? If you mew at them it’s like baby talk to a baby you know

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u/MikoGianni Mar 17 '21

Mow- was that from that deep voiced cat who was all over YouTube?

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u/magnetard Mar 16 '21

I love Fudge

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Lmao, this is literally me af.

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u/my_catsbestfriend Mar 17 '21

My cat’s name is fudge too!!!!!

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u/desiredcapabilities Mar 17 '21

Fudge must talking something very interesting.

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u/Beautiful-Pop-9285 Mar 17 '21

Why fudge? Looks more like butterscotch or caramel swirl. ;)

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u/Sheepbjumpin Mar 17 '21

The thumbnail looked like a peanut butter cake slice.