r/Catswithjobs Nov 07 '24

Doctor The doctor wants to know where it hurts

2.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

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u/acheron53 Nov 07 '24

If it were my cat:

"Show me where it hurts."

Cat scratches me somewhere else

"Now you don't notice the pain as much."

3

u/farrag0 Nov 07 '24

Very cat-like indeed 😻

2

u/james_from_cambridge Nov 07 '24

You should have known it’s a trap, cause it’s always a trap.

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u/Turtle_Moonz Nov 07 '24

It hurts in my heart.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

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u/Hefty-Ad-4570 Nov 07 '24

Awww the hurt just went away 🥰

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u/LoquatQuick4415 Nov 07 '24

Right here doc, right in the feels

3

u/Best_Cardiologist_56 Nov 07 '24

Where is the doctor's spectroscopy?

3

u/earthspaceman Nov 07 '24

Imagine being the patient and knowing that if you complain too much about pain, the doctor can put you down.

3

u/Weird_Coat_5127 Nov 07 '24

"It hurts right here, doc. gestures vaguely at everything"

Classic cat. So fluffy!

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u/Anotherwildmemelover Nov 08 '24

Please comply with his check up, he is a professional and only wants this to go as smooth as possible.

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u/AnassRhami3 Nov 08 '24

Oh my heart 😷, Doctor, my heart hurts!