r/Catswithjobs • u/PocketSizedAna • 23d ago

Doctor The doctor didn't like how my exams looked

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Far_Dragonfruit_1829 23d ago

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is I'm buying a new yacht. The bad news is the jacket hanging on the back of my chair needs to be tailored again."

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u/klapaucius1433 23d ago

You gonna need a CAT scan.

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u/MildRejoinder 23d ago

Looks like your doc even stepped back from the screen a bit! Your toast, man.

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 23d ago

I'm afraid you have a severe case of Terminal Orange. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

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u/Environmental-Meet40 23d ago

You don’t have toxoplasmosis yet ? 😳

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u/WheredoesithurtRA 23d ago

"Holy shit, have you seen these numbers?"

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u/DerpsAndRags 23d ago

"There is nothing here about extra tuna treats. Ana, this is very disappointing. I am disappointed."

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u/khiara22 23d ago

He wants you to take a CAT scan lol