r/Catswithjobs • u/rizzosaurusrhex • 15d ago

Doctor Orthopurrdic surgeon

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u/A-Confused-Child 15d ago

The slow blink <3

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u/Timely_Temperature54 14d ago

He’s focusing his one brain cell

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/mr_aitch2 15d ago

Nah, dawg. That's Doctor Katz. The best Orthopurrdic surgeon this side of the great litterbox (Sahara).

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u/Batbuckleyourpants 14d ago

I hear he has catlike reflexes, but his propensity for slapping surgical tools to the floor has me worried.

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u/rizzosaurusrhex 14d ago

he licks them clean after they are knocked on the floor

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u/Confident-Leg107 15d ago

Bro fell alseep mid surgery

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u/B_Fee 14d ago

Well yeah, that's why major surgeries take like 8 hours.

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u/michigan2345 14d ago

Lolzzzzzz

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u/GrittyLordOfChaos 15d ago

Cutest doctor ever...but with only that one brain cell? Nah, you're definitely not making it.

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u/rizzosaurusrhex 14d ago

😹he killed the mCAT

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u/Mulliganasty 14d ago

With the slow blink!! lmao!

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u/rakmeister_12 14d ago

That's the infamous Dr. Purrgory House!

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u/hipp-shake 15d ago

I'm going to need his card please.

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u/hypnoskills 14d ago

You're fine as long as all you need is a CAT scan.

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u/Stupefactionist 14d ago

Listening to smooth jazz via stethoscope

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u/sasta_internet 14d ago

he's purrfessional alright ?

don't worry so much

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u/Rare_Apple_7479 14d ago

Looks like a senior consultant. Yes, I consent to the surgery.

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u/Beautiful_Plenty_736 14d ago

He’s trying his best, leave him alone.

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u/msch6873 14d ago

it’s purrgeon

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u/Lost-Negotiation8090 14d ago

I don’t think he went to medical school

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u/Dendro_junkie 14d ago

I forgot about the brown tuxedos. Maybe it’s just lighting, regardless adorable.

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u/rizzosaurusrhex 14d ago

forget the white coat, he reps brown coat

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u/Playingforchubbs 14d ago

slowly pushes scalpel off of table

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u/Vahldaglerion 15d ago

that is a cat

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Why do I feel like me and that cat are going to get it on?

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u/rizzosaurusrhex 14d ago

I mean he is a doctor

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u/RaLaZa 14d ago

"We're losing him, doctor!"

"Got it, applying biscuits."

"Clear."

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u/MuffinFew3947 14d ago

Just wait until you get that cat scan

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u/Critical-Carob7417 14d ago

Bro, he went through med school, finished the highest in his class, and you're judging him by his (undeniably adorable) looks? You don't deserve him...

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u/Tiny_Ad_793 14d ago

I like his eyes lol

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u/ccdude14 14d ago

It's not that they don't know how to do the surgery, it's that they just took a MASSIVE hit of catnip and now don't know what day it is.

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u/TheResistanceVoter 14d ago

The cat looks like "this is fucking embarrassing and I hate it so much."

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u/bparker1013 14d ago

That's because they're already dying from Kenny G! Come on!

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u/TemporaryAsparagus92 12d ago

what's the title of the song?

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u/bparker1013 12d ago

Well, now I feel like I have a reddit side quest. I shall do my best!

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u/Dystopicfuturerobot 14d ago

Hi everybody I’m doctor Nick…. I mean Cat

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u/drkamkuracpikamlol 14d ago

yo ain't that steve buscemi

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u/80cCecilia 14d ago

"Turns out Doctor Whiskers is a phenomenal surgeon and has completely removed the tumor"

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u/Overall-Liony 14d ago

He is LOCKED IN

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u/Leggoman31 14d ago

Looks like Dr. X with that amplifier headgear

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u/Iliketopass 14d ago

He’s like “your heart beats with fear… pumping faster with apprehension about what I may do to you. This moment (closes eyes) is delicious to me”

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u/prettypeepers 14d ago

How dare you doubt his skills! Dr. Meow is a certified purrgeon and his M.D (Mewical Doctorate) is just as valid as any other kind of medical degree.

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u/Outside-Magazine-536 14d ago

He locked tf in, I trust him!

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u/Sivleto 14d ago

Squirrel, luna, thing.

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u/EmpathicAnarchist 14d ago

Bro is vibing to your dilapidating heartbeat

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u/JonsiMcJonsi 14d ago

Clearly fake, no orthopedic surgeon ever touched a stethoscope , cause you can't hear bones. Cat might be an impurrster.

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u/jjdlg 14d ago

Best things:

  1. Finding that $50 from last year in a coat on the first cold day of the year.
  2. Cats with big nose.

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u/RealCathieWoods 14d ago

Surgeon with a stethoscope on? Orthopedic surgeon none the less?