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u/Randomgold42 19h ago
Although he is likely more competent than certain other politicians I could name, I'd like to hear a few more platforms before I commit. For example, what's his stance on belly rubs?
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u/mrbananabladder 17h ago
2 rubs is OK, maybe 3 on a good day. Any more and there will be retaliatory bunny kicks.
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u/MariettaDaws 18h ago
Spends our entire budget on Churu and is still better for the economy than the current guy
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u/BuckyRainbowCat 15h ago
Listen, I am a dedicated supporter of cats in politics. Over in the UK, Larry the Cat (chief mouser to 10 Downing) has outlasted at least 5 Prime Ministers, and has consistently been a voice of reason and an advocate for more treatos for cats who will starve because it's still 10 minutes to dinner time. This catndidate looks very purresidential, he has my vote!
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u/chichujelly07 18h ago
“I’ll guarantee the work day starts at 3am and ends at 305, directly after breakfast”.
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u/mmazza86 17h ago
i would seriously take that cat over our current president. i’m not exaggerating. i’m dead serious. 🧐 👈 this is my serious face
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u/BigJellyfish1906 15h ago
Kitty here wouldn’t have started a trade war. This actual cat would make a better president than Trump.
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u/shoobedoobee 17h ago
we would be so much better off as a country and that goes without saying. A large black obelisk would do better and be more apropos. Ya know with ancient runes and shit. Cool and understated.
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u/Apprehensive_Fun_731 17h ago
The paws in place of stars on the flag is sending me 😂😂😂😂 This is so cute hahaha
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u/Jlong421 16h ago
That one will win the electoral college AND the popular vote. If only that was a requirement...
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u/GentleReader01 22h ago
I’m willing to consider a vote in that direction.