Ceiling Cat preaches from his ceiling pulpit: At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. A Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark A not tripz over nethin.

[u/supershinythings]

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, A Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

[u/Phantom_Queef]

Praise be.

[u/Free-Initiative-7957]

There used to be several pages if not a whole Bible of lolcat.

[u/supershinythings → u/Free-Initiative-7957]

There most certainly is a whole bible of lolcat.

Unfortunately when the LOLCat bible was published the website went down. It’s available on the internet wayback machine for those willing to dig a little.

[u/MeWoW-ie]

Amen