r/circlejerk Dec 15 '24

if god didnt exist, why do meteors land in craters

96 Upvotes

most compelling proof for god existence, when i use this on my friends they immediately convert


r/circlejerk 6h ago

Solved Americans of reddit, how do you feel about Trump being a piece of shit? And Musk too?

70 Upvotes

I'll start. They're both pieces of shit and I hate them and I like people who torch cars if they're teslas. Yay!


r/circlejerk 4h ago

Hands Off! Rally in D.C.

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42 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 5h ago

Americans of Reddit - what colour is the firetruck? That's right - it's RED. RED. Can you say RED American? Great job!

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12 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3h ago

Solved Eating your own shit is bad

8 Upvotes

Sorry magas but its just logic


r/circlejerk 3h ago

I have 38 Nintendo Switch games that each cost me $59.99. But now I’m finding out Mario Kart World will cost $79.99, I have to take out a 2nd mortgage on my house and give away one of my kids to afford this shit. This is ridiculous

5 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 8h ago

How I look after eating ass.

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13 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 9h ago

Exchanging your time and skills for money is literally slavery

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15 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 7h ago

Market in Free fall, approx 10 hours left for USA futures to open and Trump hasn't taken any action or said any word to show his leadership.

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9 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 5h ago

BREAKING: Sweeping reciprocal upvoting announced by the White House Sunday Morning - they upvote then we upvote them right back, back and forth, back and forth.

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6 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

I LOST it when RR said THIS

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207 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 50m ago

Gang bang group

Upvotes

r/circlejerk 4h ago

Gosh this website is actually insane. Now I can call out random YouTubers for saying ANYTHING.

2 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3h ago

Accents

1 Upvotes

Which is more disgusting? A Southern accent or a Boston accent?


r/circlejerk 3h ago

Why wasn’t jesus born as a black gay guy with no Penies to test his followers?

1 Upvotes

Marry wouldn't have worried if she got caught cheating because she's apparently a virgin and it's not rape for god busting inside her without permission because he didn't use a real penies and he telepathically planted his seed.


r/circlejerk 21h ago

I’ve never lost an argument, AMA!

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22 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Got banned from another kitten sub, when will the tyranny end??

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29 Upvotes

Cum will win.


r/circlejerk 13h ago

LPT: Water goes into your mouth, and out your pee hole. Tomorrow: Breathing.

2 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 21h ago

LPT: Food goes into your mouth, then out your asshole. Tomorrow: Hydration.

5 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

Waterholics always saying "I can stop at any point" but cant go 3 days without 😭💀

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124 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

The tariffs turned my 4yo son gay AMA

77 Upvotes

We noticed the change after the first round of tariffs. He won't play with cars or vaginas anymore.

Edit: due to the overwhelming responses I will not be able to answer any further questions. Thank you for all of your support.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Attack kills 10,000 people, including 2 WOMEN

16 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 19h ago

So y'all need to hide yo brokerage account, hide yo imported goods and hide yo illegal alien partner cause they raiding' err'body out here!

1 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

sure : )

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3 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

I am a Cis Gendered Canadian and Work in IT

3 Upvotes

Should I be worried?


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Somebody asked a question that is relevant to the subject of this sub...

6 Upvotes

What a fuckin tard'