r/ContagiousLaughter • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 10d ago

I doubt it

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u/South_Stress_1644 9d ago

This is the most 70s clip I’ve ever seen

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u/gandalf1818 9d ago

Where's The Strangest Place You Ever Made Whoopee?

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u/Supportoise 9d ago

In the ass?

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u/babygotbooksandback 9d ago

"Up the butt, Chuck!"

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u/Agent_8-bit 9d ago

“That’d be the butt bob”

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u/Dizzy-Tadpole-326 6d ago

The best line ever….still remember it

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u/MrNobodyX3 9d ago

I've never understood why "whoopie" is too fart and "to make whoopie" is to have sex

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u/BradolfPittler1 9d ago

In Belgium 'poepen' means to have sex, and 'in de poep' means anal. Here's your uninteresting fact of the day.

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u/Jmorenomotors 9d ago

Look at this guy, getting to the bottom of things.

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u/Anonybibbs 8d ago

Have you heard of a queef?

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u/goddamn__goddamn 8d ago

I've never ever heard someone use the word "whoopie" to mean fart. Must be regional?

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u/MrNobodyX3 7d ago edited 7d ago

You have and you’ve heard it through the most popular product Whoopie cushion

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u/goddamn__goddamn 7d ago

Wait a minute....you've got a point there.

Haha no but for real, I've never heard it said colloquially.

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u/ReactionActual4790 8d ago

“Gotta be the butt, Bob!” Will never forget that response…

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u/lakpo13 9d ago

Thanks for the laugh today !

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u/BauerHouse 9d ago

For those trying to decipher her incredibly weird voice and what she says just before he says "I wouldn't count on that", it's...

"Fer are verned"

So now you can all stop asking about that.

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u/Mojojojo3030 9d ago

Lol. I had "Ferd and Vern," which are presumably nicknames for their neighbors Ferdinand and Vernon.

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u/puddlejumper 9d ago

Apparently it was actually "we have none" said through gritted teeth.

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u/ardotschgi 9d ago

Just to clear something up for non-natives: "fer are verned" are not actually words, right? 😅

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u/KamikazeSexPilot 8d ago

“Are” is a word. The other two no idea. I don’t think that’s what she said. Makes zero sense.

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u/RidingSpottedPigs 9d ago

I love that you didn't even get the first quote right. Peak reddit comment. You're a legend.

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u/Jimmy_Hotpants 9d ago

Thank you for clearing this up 🙏

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u/birbyb0rb 9d ago

this literally could have been my ex-gf’s dad. The hair, the lazy accent, the confidence of the shirt pattern, the absolutely befuddled blonde wondering why she agreed to this…. Certified Gome Mome right there

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u/Kitchen-Newspaper-27 8d ago

Did u just say gomme mode?

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u/techman710 9d ago

If the 70's were represented by one person this is him. You know he was fun to hang out with.

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u/tudorian95 9d ago

What's she saying that makes him reply with 'I wouldn't bet on that?'

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u/One_TAIM 9d ago

Grass can also mean pot, man is implying he has lots of weed at home

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u/tudorian95 9d ago

I know that, thank you. But I mean what did she exactly say to him right before? It's muffled and I didn't get that

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u/One_TAIM 9d ago

Whoops sorry, also didn't catch that but probably not too relevant. Looks like it's related to her being surprised he gave a different answer

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u/tudorian95 9d ago

No worries :D

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u/wft-is-going-on 9d ago

She said “we have none” in a grumbled/begrudging tone, meaning “dude.. we have absolutely no grass and you didn’t answer grass!

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u/tudorian95 9d ago

Thank you! :D

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u/KamikazeSexPilot 8d ago

I think she’s saying “Ferd & Vern” shortened names for their neighbours.

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u/Laughstooeasy 9d ago

Pretty sure she says "We have none"

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u/tudorian95 9d ago

Much appreciated! :D

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u/Lucky_Cus 10d ago

Far out, dude

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u/LegendaryNWZ 10d ago

40 years is 10 decades

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u/boukalele 10d ago

obviously this guy has more grass than anyone

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u/Samuelabra 10d ago

They're referencing another popular Newlywed Game clip.

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u/boukalele 9d ago

now that you say that I do remember that clip!

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u/Push_ 9d ago

The way that they were both fucking morons and each came up with 10 decades is hysterical 😂

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u/Samuelabra 10d ago

Don't worry about the downvotes, I understood the reference.

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u/LegendaryNWZ 9d ago

I love how it went around as people realized haha

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u/thanatica 9d ago

Yes, in most universes that's right.

But in this universe, we've made the exception to have 10-year decades.

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u/AnyLastWordsDoodle 9d ago

Man, I loved The Drop. You get an upvote sheerly based on your user name Lol

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u/RawGrit4Ever 9d ago

Loved the Afros

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u/Artistic_Teaching182 7d ago

Cops were at his house before he got home lol.