r/ContagiousLaughter • u/puddinface808 • Oct 07 '20
Kool-aid laughs
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u/tannerphoto Oct 07 '20
"what kind?" "Red!"
Hahahaha
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u/44youGlenCoco Oct 07 '20
Hahahaha
"People are like, "Good for that guy, he drinks a lot of water!""
I literally slapped my knee laughing at that shit.
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u/hello_dali Oct 08 '20
"good thing I'm hydrated" as he went for a swig of more Kool Aid sent me over.
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u/Peabo721 Oct 08 '20
It isn’t that he said simply “red,” but that he said it with a sort of “of course it’s red, I’m not a monster” attitude that got me.
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u/Ass_Castle Oct 08 '20
This is kind of bert’s comedy in essence, dude is pretty much what you see is what you get lol
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u/puddinface808 Oct 07 '20
I agree. I wasn't sure how long of a video I could post.
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u/CG9789 Oct 08 '20
What is this show about?
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u/SlagathornotDebbie Oct 08 '20
They're both standup comedians and it's literally just them talking shit. The Koolaid man dominates the conversation and he's pretty much an idiot. Called 2 bears 1 cave
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Oct 08 '20
The fact you called Bert Koolaid Man will stick with me for life. Thank you, kind stranger!
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u/Enderborn1123 Oct 08 '20
Don't forget, Kool aid man smells like shit and fucks dogs
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u/rekooHnzA Oct 08 '20
My favorite podcast for sure. I look forward to it every Monday along with Bad Friends. YMH is great too but I'm just a listener so when I cant see the videos its kind of frustrating
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u/Edmontonthrw Oct 08 '20
Its just two comedians who are really good friends talking. A lot of it is about how bert (kool aid guy) is kind of a large child. Stuff like this is pretty great, but a lot of the show is just Bert talking over Tom.
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Oct 07 '20
Here's a contagious laughter compilation. The dance video is particularly great. Around 1:30.
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u/drthe1 Oct 07 '20
Omg I love you!!!
“I thought you said which seven dwarves!” I am still rolling 😆
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u/muricabrb Oct 08 '20
This is awesome, I'm laugh-crying and Bert's laugh at the dance video just woke up all the dogs.
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u/Failociraptor Oct 07 '20
That's the only two bears one cave episode I've ever rewatched... I've seen most episodes but I had to watch that episode again it was so fucking funny
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u/jvrcb17 Oct 08 '20
Tom Segura is my spirit animal
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u/nearfignewton Oct 08 '20
He's my favorite comedian by far. I just wish he wasn't friends with such a racist raging alcoholic like bert.
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u/Dustineous Oct 08 '20
He's not a racist but he does fuck dogs.
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u/8_millimeter Oct 08 '20
Or his other friend who drugged him without him knowing.
That guy sucks.
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u/nearfignewton Oct 08 '20
There's some speculation as to whether or not bert knew or not. He's quite the antisemite so the rumor is he took it knowingly and lied about it to make Ari look like a piece of shit.
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u/Queen-Canada Oct 08 '20
But Ari pretty much is a piece of shit already lol, and it sounds like something he’d do.
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u/mikeypipebombz Oct 08 '20
Man I remember watching this when it first came out and I couldn’t stop laughing when tommy has the realization it’s actually koolaid
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u/spidermonkey12345 Oct 08 '20
God, they're so sweaty and winded just from laughing
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u/Fmello Oct 07 '20
I'll watch that video at least 2-4 per month. It will never get old.
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u/daevid_426 Oct 07 '20
When Tom reveals his dance video to Bert is one I'll always watch too. That one and the one about Jennifer Aniston.
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u/cltnthecultist Oct 07 '20
For safety
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u/getthegreen Oct 07 '20
For safety?!?!
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u/Rye_Pie Oct 08 '20
I can hear this
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u/Twathammer32 Oct 08 '20
A lot of people find Brett annoying but I fuckin love that dude. He should stop with the dogs though, UH hundred percent
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u/Rye_Pie Oct 08 '20
For sure. Even though he smells like a week old tampon and isn’t allowed within UH Hundred feet of a humane society, just look past that and he’s a lovable guy.
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u/SimpsonLove21 Oct 07 '20
Link it!!
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u/daevid_426 Oct 07 '20
https://youtu.be/51LKSK3yV4A here it is.
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u/splintersailor Oct 07 '20
Jebus christ, I'm laughing so hard. For safety!
....we would never hurt you. Hahahaa
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u/the_every_man Oct 07 '20
I love Bart Chrystler, even if he fucks dogs and smells like shit
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u/heightsenberg Oct 07 '20
Didn’t he used to also be a massive racist!?
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u/Poafro Oct 07 '20 edited Oct 08 '20
He’s a nightmeer uhhh hunerd percent, almost as much as Ben Uh-Fleck
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Oct 07 '20
This video could be the flagship video for this sub.
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Oct 07 '20
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u/Bladexeon Oct 07 '20
That one guy in the background laughing his ass off makes this even better
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u/dreynolds7232 Oct 08 '20
Just don’t ask him to google anything for you
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u/Rye_Pie Oct 08 '20
NA DAV IS GOOGLE ING
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u/dehydratedurine Oct 08 '20
Looking for shit
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u/TheeOleOneTwo Oct 07 '20
Every now and then when I’m feeling down, I will rewatch this video or the one where Bobby Lee talks about gettin molested by a retarted person. Guaranteed laughs
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Oct 08 '20
Bobby admitted this week the guy that molested him wasn't retarted. He made it up for the laughs. Made me sad.
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u/fauxmaulder Oct 08 '20 edited Oct 08 '20
He said on Steve-O's cast, i believe, that 90 percent of what he says on podcasts are jokes or heavily exaggerated so yeah
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u/sippin40s Oct 08 '20
He's probably only saying that because years ago he told a story multiple times about fucking an underage prostitute in mexico who was crying the whole time. That's been picking up steam in some subreddits lately. If that story is true he's a complete piece of shit, so it makes sense that he would start discrediting himself
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u/feketegy Oct 07 '20
Burnt Chrysler will kill himself if he keeps the kool aid stuff up. Jesus that’s so much sugar :)))) i love it
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u/DildoSammich Oct 07 '20
He needs the sugar to keep his energy up after he gets done fucking a bunch of dogs.
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u/macthecomedian Oct 07 '20
My favorite part is where he says he actually tries to drink two fo those every day.
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u/AtlUtdGold Oct 08 '20
The first time I saw this I was laying in bed checking reddit before sleep and laughed so hard I cried. Funniest podcast moment ever for me.
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u/puddinface808 Oct 08 '20
This is exactly what happened with me. I was trying so hard to not wake my girlfriend up. Crying and sweating.
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u/Rokerita55 Oct 07 '20
Is anyone gonna watch the 2 bears 1 cave livestream next Thursday?!?!?
If u like this video u should check out their podcast cuz its just this for like an hr.
They’re whats getting me thru this quarantine no lie.
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u/FromKittyToKara Oct 07 '20
Recently started listening to 2 Bears 1 Cave. I’ve never looked up what Tom and Bert looked like. Not what I imagined
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u/fullsend69 Oct 07 '20
The fattest most racist comic
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u/hard_pass Oct 08 '20
He's not racist anymore. Smells like shit tho
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u/AH64 Oct 07 '20
Bart Kushner is a fat racist piece of shit.
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u/puddinface808 Oct 07 '20
I suppose the fat part goes without saying, but what's up with a bunch of people saying he's racist? Not that I disagree, I've just never seen him say anything racist. I've heard him make a lot of racially motivated jokes...but never in such a way that puts one race above another race. I would be interested if you have any examples. I like him as a person from what I've seen, but that would change if he says racist things.
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u/Back_To_The_Oilfield Oct 07 '20
When that podcast series started, Tom would get a signal that they had started recording and pretend to be responding to something horrifically racist said by Bert right before they started recording.
It was a joke, and Bert thought it was hilarious. But after a few months of it, people unaware of the joke would see comments like the one above and believed it was actually true.
So then he asked Tom on the podcast and the podcast fans to switch to “Bert smells like shit and fucks dogs”.
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u/howdoyouspace Oct 08 '20
It goes back further than that. That's just Tom doubling down on the joke.
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u/OrangeSliceTrophy Oct 07 '20
It's an inside joke,
Also note to everyone still rolling with it Burt and Tom did ask us to pivot to the real truth about Burt, which is that he fucks dogs and smells like shit.
Thank you.
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u/metaldutch Oct 07 '20
When I was 7, I promised myself that when I was older, I'd get one of those fancy customized license plates for my car.
What was that plate gonna say, you ask?
KoolAid
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u/willdabeast414 Oct 08 '20 edited Oct 08 '20
This isn't even their best one just wait till you see or hear the one where they talk about meeting Jen Aniston. 3 minutes for initial laughter 7:25 for sustained laughter
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u/Rexticles Oct 08 '20
Love seeing a bunch of chomos following proto. Keep em high and tight
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u/Kinerae Oct 07 '20
I don't get it. What is Kool-Aid?
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u/ninjaphysics Oct 07 '20
Flavored powder that you mix with sugar in water. It's not good for you in any way, and it's really not tasty. You need way more sugar than what's healthy to make it taste good.
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u/Back_To_The_Oilfield Oct 07 '20
And the best part is that guy said he tries to drink 2 of those jugs a day, AND SAID HE CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY HE’S STRUGGLING TO LOSE WEIGHT.
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u/tennemat Oct 07 '20
The podcast is called two bears one cave and it is literally my favorite show.
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u/sapere-aude088 Oct 08 '20
Used to be a big Segura fan until the second time I saw him and he made a slavery joke. The whole theater booed. Poor form.
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Oct 08 '20
been drinking a little bit. are you trying to tell me these aren't the same fucking person lmfao
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u/Chris_Isur_Dude Oct 08 '20
A video that contains actual real laughter?! This can’t be!
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u/Indy1204 Oct 08 '20
I watched this for six hours getting a tattoo. It was only supposed to take four. No regrets.
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u/optimizeyourchaos Oct 08 '20
Damn I love when these guys get laughing together. They can laugh about absolutely nothing and it pulls me in every time lmao
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u/Lizard_brooks Oct 08 '20
One of my favorite laughter videos. Two friends absolutely cheesin it together
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u/Mungawungafungabunga Oct 08 '20
I have both of the t-shirts that were put out to commemorate this magnificent moment and I wear them both with pride.
"That's so much sugar!"
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u/AdamAtWorkAgain Oct 08 '20
The reason Tom cracks up so hard is because Bert lives in a state of massive contradiction, it’s a huge reoccurring part of this show that I love - in his head he’s super healthy, believing he in fact has super genes which makes him immune to illness that would kill a normal person. This is why he makes outrageous claims about how in shape he is/will be but also then is walking around with a gallon of Kool-aid, also he fucks dogs.
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u/TheMindsEIyIe Oct 08 '20
Something about Tom Segura just guarantees a laugh for me. I watched his recent thing on instagram about his first time riding a motorcycle, and just something about the way he speaks is funny to me lol.
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u/bill_b4 Oct 08 '20
Not as funny watching it the 2nd time it's been posted in the past few months. Guess I need a few more months for my old-man memory to forget before Karma whores will get any upvotes from me.
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u/Rivsmama Oct 08 '20
That looks like the dad from call me by your name! Edit. I have nothing else to add
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