r/CrappyDesign • u/Temperance10 • 9d ago
“Of course I know what a power drill looks like, why do you ask?”
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u/Temperance10 9d ago
Found in the assembly instructions of a table I just bought.
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u/MonsterTamerBilly 9d ago
What kinda customers they're serving on the regular that they must put an explicit "no MAC-10" warning?
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u/ThisSiteSucks69420 8d ago
Clearly a mini uzi not a M-10
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u/imaginary_num6er 8d ago
Found the Counter Strike player
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u/IcyHowl4540 9d ago
It... does... technically drill holes automatically. And it will ruin the table.
So they're not... totally wrong on this one.
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u/ledocteur7 8d ago
I wouldn't say drill, more like punch holes.
It's like a very, very agressive nailgun.
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u/IcyHowl4540 8d ago
The bullets... are spinning...
Something something... barrel rifling...?
I'm reaching here XD It's like the "is a hotdog a sandwich" argument but extended to "is a MAC-10 a power drill?"
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u/Mirar 9d ago
So, seems to be this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsq_hkoWdjM
All the similar vector art is quite clearly labelled "mini uzi". I guess the artist just got fired and replaced by AI.
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u/video_dhara 7d ago
Or maybe it’s just the symbol for, “if the screw won’t fit, don’t lose your shit.”
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u/Mirar 7d ago
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u/Impressive-Sun3742 9d ago
The amount of times this uzi has shown up in different instructions is hilarious
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u/Malk_McJorma 9d ago
Gives a whole new definition to Uzi 9mm.
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u/ColdDelicious1735 9d ago
It's the new ryobi mac 10 with standard mag.
20 screw capacity 10 screws a second at a velocity of yes.
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u/murlocsilverhand 9d ago
Can't believe they are banning me from using an Uzi to construct my table, the left has gone too far!!!!! /J
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u/Immediate-Ad-9612 9d ago
Says nothing about not using a mac 10, steyr tmp, scorpion or any other compact smg for that matter. Go on, splurge on that full auto glock like you always wanted, op. Don't let your dreams be dreams
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u/Pale_Horsie 9d ago
Reduce power? So... is standard velocity 115grn okay or do I need to find some really anemic 9mm?
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u/NicholasVinen 8d ago
I think they're saying you need subsonic ammo to successfully build the table.
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u/LazyDog_Margin 9d ago
If sub machine gun is not recommended, what about pistol, have you tried that?
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u/TastySpare 8d ago
The German "einfach ein paar Schrauben reinballern, dann hält das schon" just got a new meaning…
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u/Adventurous_Persik 8d ago
It’s like they described a power drill to someone who’s never seen one and let them sketch it from memory.
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u/LeoTheVulpine 8d ago
I think a Micro Uzi would be better for disassembly, it’s just that you might not be able to assemble it back 😬
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u/Mundane-Audience6085 8d ago
It's a cordless screwdriver that can make holes at the other side of the room.
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u/bodhiseppuku 8d ago
Okay, the magazine could be a battery, but why does you drill have front and rear shooting sites?
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u/DudeNamedShawn 8d ago
Had this same diagram in the instruction manual for the desk I bought a few months ago.
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u/Temperance10 8d ago
Was it “Tribesigns”? I’ve been looking around and apparently this is common in their manuals.
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u/snappingkoopa 7d ago
They seemingly don't know what a human face looks like either. Apparently the human head is just a circle with a Stretched sideways letter D on it.
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u/unconfirmedpanda 9d ago
That looks like a cross between a hot glue gun and a knock-off Wii gun controller. I am fascinated.
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u/TGS_delimiter 8d ago
Why do they even have a detailed image of a Mac 10 or Uzi (not sure) in the database
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u/ebrum2010 8d ago
Did you miss the fact that the picture of the power drill is actually a picture of an automatic pistol?
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u/Outrageous_Pitch3382 9d ago
Yep…. Don’t use a micro Uzi or Mac 10 to construct the table….!!! Our Government would also likely ban that instruction picture down here in The land of Aus…!!!