r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/Beautiful-Wasabi1 • 2d ago

Gross I don't even know how to react to this

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u/Dopeydcare1 2d ago

Thought I was looking at a dead body at first

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u/Fast_Bite_7593 1d ago

Just wait

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u/Dopeydcare1 1d ago

That’s true for all of us

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u/Fast_Bite_7593 1d ago

Wait not that much

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u/Unfilteredz 1d ago

Based thread

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u/Merry_Dankmas 1d ago

Mondays, amirite?

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u/dark-haven 1d ago

Same, turns out it was some strange road fish.

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u/gzoont 1d ago

I felt more comfortable with it when I thought he was just dead.

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u/KaySan-TheBrightStar 1d ago

Me too, I was like wtf, why is the police not trying to remove that dead guy?

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u/TimeHouse2030 5h ago

In essence, he is....

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u/cerberus_1 2h ago

maybe he's employed as a water purifier by using his liver and kidneys..

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 2d ago

+5 rads, +5 rads

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u/silvercoated1 2d ago

No amount of Rad-X or purified water will save this man

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u/snattleswacket 1d ago

He needs to level up and use the Ghoulish Perk ASAP!

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u/FridayNightRiot 2d ago

Relax he has the lead belly perk

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u/Ghrim_Vortex22 2d ago

He part of that Ghoulififcation quest I'm hearing about?

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u/coffeebean_1992 1d ago

Our first Child of Atom caught on video.

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u/Helpful_Honeysuckle 1d ago

Fetus of Atom.

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u/waveringparot4 1d ago

Jokes on you ima a ghoul I live for the rads and chems

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe 1d ago

All good, he’s got aquaboy slotted

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u/ResponsibleMilk7620 2d ago

Just living the dream.

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u/WarlordsSuck 2d ago

not a phone in sight

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u/xXBIGSMOK3Xx 1d ago

Bro is really living in the moment!

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u/derek4reals1 2d ago

He's got it all figured out.

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u/reano76 2d ago

He's getting washed up, ready for his job as a chef

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u/ResponsibleMilk7620 2d ago

The modern day Rat-hauk-tuah

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u/Random_Fluke 1d ago

Living rent free.

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u/The_Powers 2d ago

Splish splash I was slurping some trash

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u/thefugginhanz 1d ago

This made me laugh real good

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u/dirk_funk 1d ago

this is good

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u/Informal-Force-4030 2d ago

That looks very healthy and pure. Straight from the alps I've heard. Finest of the fine.

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u/Dano-D 2d ago

Chocolate water from the Toblerone mountains

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u/RaiseEuphoric 1d ago

Caramelized Sparkling Water, from the Pristine Glaciers of the Himalayas. With Multivitamins & Electrolytes added naturally from the exhaust of vehicles & the excretion of stray animals.

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u/N1ghtS01L 1d ago

Chocolate rain… Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

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u/Leight87 2d ago

Why pay for a sensory deprivation chamber when you have this for free?

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u/More-Neighborhood-66 1d ago

The chamber is for temporary sensory deprivation, this is for a permanent one.

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u/RaiseEuphoric 1d ago

> this is for a permanent one.

This is a Probabilistically Permanent one. You're playing Russian Roulette with Germs, Impurities, Road-side Pollution, Stray Animal Excretions in that Water. And you're also playing Russian Roulette with Buses, Trucks, Rickshaws, Cars: just a few feet away, any of which might pass over you.

Or you might be completely safe, and live to fight another day.

I was going to say: you might walk away completely safe.

But something tells me this chap would much prefer continue laying there till the End of the Space/Time Continuum, till the End of the Universe itself.

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u/ALCauG 15h ago

not reading allat champ

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u/JugdishSteinfeld 1d ago

Float slab

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u/Ashtonpaper 1d ago

Lay puddle

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u/Inside_Committee_699 2d ago

How to get Cholera in DayZ

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u/licklickRickmyballs 2d ago

Lol did not expect this comment here

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u/atoyot86 1d ago

Hope he's got some tetra or at least pre-dosed with multivitamins

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u/PitifulPlenty_ 1d ago

Looks like a freshie trying to get a different spawn point.

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u/dr_wheel 1d ago

Hello, my DayZ fam.

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u/Inside_Committee_699 1d ago

Here's at least hoping lol

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u/Mexicali76 2d ago edited 2d ago

That water going to be coming out his other end in the same form in about 15 mins.

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u/LVTWouldSolveThis 2d ago

It already has. That's why it's brown. He's just recycling ♻️

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u/baudmiksen 1d ago

its like he's in one of those pods in the matrix

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u/KrevinHLocke 2d ago

Well, he doesn't have rabies.

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u/TheRealHumanSybian 1d ago

You beat me to it.

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u/baudmiksen 1d ago

will have to settle for cholera

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u/imreallyp00r 1d ago

He does drink it before football games though

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u/funkyandros 2d ago

Ah yes. I remember my first beer.

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u/bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry 2d ago

Drugs are a hell of a drug

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u/Substantial_Dig_4691 2d ago

I honestly felt less disgusted when I thought he was dead the first few seconds.

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u/dtrannn666 2d ago

Trailer for 28 years later

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u/Super_Oil_2931 2d ago

Oh he's gone... The bacteria in that water will be the end of him

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u/TalbotFarwell 1d ago

Even if he survives that, he’ll still have cadmium, lead, chromium, arsenic, mercury, etc. Plus industrial pesticides, motor oil runoff, diesel soot, etc.

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u/MoparMonkey1 2d ago

It’s Gupta Gloop swimming in the chocolate river

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u/bubba1834 2d ago

Holy fuck lmao

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u/NiteDirtt 2d ago

Fallout New Delhi

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u/ToffeeCoffee 2d ago

Swamp thing's distant cousin, of whom they never speak.

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u/Lac-de-Tabarnak 2d ago

Unironically looks comfy af.

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u/baudmiksen 1d ago

its the idgaf mentality, pure bliss

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u/andszeto 2d ago

India?

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u/tankiplayer12 2d ago

About 129% yes

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u/OneOfManny 2d ago

Yepp.. India.

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u/Vasilystalin04 1d ago

In soul if not in location.

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u/bobby_4444 2d ago

Just a normal dude in India on a hot day

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u/Georfrey 1d ago

Still cleaner than the Ganges

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u/bluepushkin 2d ago

🎶 If I lay here...If I just lay here...Would you lie with me and just forget the world? 🎶

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u/Interesting-Risk-404 2d ago

Dude having a spa day.

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u/TurnedGhost 1d ago

Looks like the start of another pandemic

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u/SirHowlite 1d ago

That’s a Magikarp

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u/paulrhino69 1d ago

Gotta catch em all eh

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u/AllIsEvanescent 1d ago

Stay hydrated, they said.

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u/Heiminator 1d ago

Average Glastonbury experience

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u/Pronater_ 1d ago

This man is already dead he just doesn't know it

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u/shambhuarvind 2d ago

There was mystery about india for long, then internet came, then internet data plans became cheap and soon the mysterious India became a laughing stock of the world. The most beautiful experiment when it got independence mired by politics, religion and lawlessness. Oh my India, how deep we have fallen?

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u/MeteorKing 2d ago

We all just watched a video of a dead man.

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u/No_Development341 2d ago

Is this listeria

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u/AttapAMorgonen 2d ago

No this is India.

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u/hg090206 2d ago

This is Patrick

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u/Eszalesk 2d ago

Probably drunk

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u/playdohwarrior 1d ago

Saw a guy in Djibouti doing this exact thing. Only that guy was smart enough to mark himself with a chair over himself. Pretty sure I’ve still got the picture somewhere.

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u/jazzamacca7 1d ago

That man is going through some serious shit

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u/AshiraLAdonai 1d ago

He needs help :(

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u/DaLastUsernameLeft 2d ago

India is never beating the allegations bruh 😭

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u/fingers 1d ago

Feel empathy. 

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u/Melan420 1d ago

He's having an Ophelia moment

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u/Salty_Constant_9878 2d ago

I thought he was dead.

So there are things worse than dead.

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u/CaiusWyvern 1d ago

I was relieved to see him moving to be honest. I thought he was dead.

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u/paulrhino69 1d ago

Me 2 & then it seemed worse that he alive

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u/BananaBender6009 1d ago

Augustus Gloop the later years

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u/ArseyMcGee 1d ago

Now that is thirsty!

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u/DickFartButt 1d ago

I think we've all been there

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u/HawaiiNintendo815 1d ago

His immune system must be incredible

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u/rstar345 1d ago

Mmmm cholera

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u/jasno- 1d ago

That dude must an incredibly strong immune system

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u/ozdgk 16h ago

Bro is gonna be a glowing ghoul for sure after 2077

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u/ThrowawayInsta90 15h ago

BrApton is out of control.

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u/Swag92 1d ago

That is water from a glacier in Alaska. It was blessed by an Eskimo medicine man.

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u/Lumpy-Village1949 2d ago

Is dis in India? No. Dysentery.

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u/blergargh 21h ago

Who tf terry

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u/Browniez330 1d ago

This dude is about to experience the worst ear infection known to man

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u/ShiveringTruth 2d ago

Just a man possibly on something having a bath in the street. Nothing to react to.

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u/Dizzy-Worker-5031 2d ago

Taken something and his body is overheating . Most cases

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u/Steeltoelion 2d ago

10/10 might gag

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u/lateswingDownUnder 2d ago

Try "mud bath" they said

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u/Educasian1079 2d ago

I wanna see David Blaine or Chriss Angel attempt this challenge.

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u/ViktorKeen 2d ago

Bro is leaking so much fluid he created a puddle

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u/Eszalesk 2d ago

Probably drunk

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u/Illustrious_Arm1827 1d ago

Finger lickin good

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u/hartbook 1d ago

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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u/Necroph02 1d ago

Tapeworm paradise

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u/GHOST--1 1d ago

damn summer, makes us do things.

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u/Imfromsite 1d ago

I know how to react gag hurk hork

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u/bigbabygeesus 1d ago

Living for the fallout comments lol

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u/EightImmortls 1d ago

What if, now hear me out, he is constipated, and he thinks getting dysentery will help cure his constipation.

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u/fake_peppino639 1d ago

He's just chill

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u/G-I-Joachim 1d ago

"He needs some milk."

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u/Jcrm87 1d ago

Pink Eye and Diarrhea all in one!

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u/fiddysix_k 1d ago

Me and the boys at water treatment

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u/dumtty 1d ago

Unlimited choco milk

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u/ssjrobert235 1d ago

He won the parasite lottery

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u/The_0bserver 1d ago

As per the only really visible number plate on the video, this seems to be from Haryana, India.

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u/scalaris64 1d ago

That's a great Bed, Bath & Beyond commercial!

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u/Uuser___namee 1d ago

Thought I was looking at ducks at the start 😭

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u/Unorthedox_Doggie117 1d ago

Shoebody bop?

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u/joetwone 1d ago

Impenetrable immune system.

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u/MGTOWpiller 1d ago

He became bacteria

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u/CaCaYaga 1d ago

React by remembering Jeff Bezos and Elon Nazi hell even the Oompa Loompa king could stop this tomorrow

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u/BenkiYT 1d ago

Easy way to get out of your job that day huh, taking notes

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u/FuriousGeorge854 1d ago

Drugs are bad, mkay

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u/Staff_Complete 1d ago

Fallout season 2 trailer?

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u/certifiedtoothbench 1d ago

I love how it looks like the driver paused to check if he was a body

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u/ProvincialDiarrhea 1d ago

I don’t the new trump tariffs are gonna affect him.

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u/Gandalf_in_stripclub 1d ago

Alcohol is the only explanation that can justify this

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u/super-me-5000 1d ago

He DOES seem to have a drinking problem

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u/Varun1091 1d ago

Wait why have I started to hear the audios randomly in my native language?!?!?

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u/chickenskittles 1d ago

Dysentery 🤘🏾

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u/Shoddy_Bonus_2026 1d ago

In his head, it's a river of chocolate, and he won the golden ticket.

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u/lullubye 1d ago

Patient Zero?

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u/Leiderdorp 1d ago

At least he doesn’t have rabies

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u/Ok_Pirate2288 23h ago

He just chilling in the pool man, let him be

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u/Mammoth-Struggle-209 22h ago

The water was actually clean before he got it in it

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u/DutchBlaz3r 22h ago

We all saw weirder shit would emerge from Chernobyl..

It was India all along.

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u/Traubenzuckermeister 21h ago

Guys chill. He is just taking a bath...

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u/saka_ska111 12h ago

Dookie bath

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u/Siggy0721 21h ago

Hope had a recent tetanus 💉

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u/Doschupacabras 20h ago

I kinda get it.

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u/Existing_Ad_8978 20h ago

I legit thought he was dead

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u/DrProfColtrane 16h ago

He just vibin

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u/LemurMemer 16h ago

Bro is limit testing his immune system

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u/thedarkbestiary 14h ago

This man is so thirsty

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u/Reyson_Fox 14h ago

Homeless is one helleva drug