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u/Anonymous44432 1d ago
I’d be fucking dying of this man did this in my class
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u/nature_remains 1d ago
Omg me too. Like… it had a weird kinky tone like he was secretly pleased and into it? Dirty boiiiiii. Barf. I did laugh legitimately at the “draw those genitals” tho— definitely better
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u/0uroboros- 1d ago edited 1d ago
Then when he got into the "yes sir" thing, bro if that was my kid I would be FUCKING PRESSING CHARGES.
Let's ask the the real question: would this geriatric weirdo give a fuck if he were drawing some boobies? Or even if it were a girl and she were drawing boobies/dicks? No. It's that it's a guy drawing dicks that's the big issue. Old Fuckwit sees his younger self suppressing the urges he had and is TURBO ASSMAD that he was a product of a different, hateful, bigoted, more ignorant time (barely). Should the kid be drawing NSFW shit in class? Probably not. Should this idiot have just had him sent out discretely to be reprimanded in private? Fuckin' duhh.
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u/Crandoge 1d ago
Guys fucking weird but you made a whole ass conclusion based on a total guess you dont know is true. He might react in just the same way when seeing boob doodles or girls doodling penises
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u/Mort_The_Moose 1d ago
You're exactly the kind of parent that raises kids like this.
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u/welfedad 1d ago
Yup ... No accountability...straight to everyone else is the problem ..not my little precious can't do wrong ..
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u/GlassTablesAreStupid 1d ago
Ur such a dirty boy
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u/psychrolut 1d ago
Yes sir daddy
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u/Flop_Flurpin89 1d ago
He should have doubled down and drew another one while getting berated.
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u/Virtual_Teacher6951 1d ago
Sounds like Randy Marsh undercover as Randy Marsh
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u/Turkatron2020 17h ago
That's funny because I heard Daniel Plainview but I did just finish watching There Will Be Blood for the umpteenth time. It also fits so well!
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u/anythingspossible45 1d ago
He sounds like he’s trying to do porn as a chick, but doesn’t really know how to talk dirty
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u/GlassTablesAreStupid 1d ago
[a wild Chris Hansen appears holding a clipboard]
“Why don’t you have a seat there…. You. Dirty. Boy. Did I get that right?”
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u/New_Disaster_5368 1d ago
Ew, why he saying it like that...got me feeling a certain type of way
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u/Sad_Examination_1358 1d ago
Yeah he sounds like he’s about to blow a load
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u/BajaDivider 1d ago
yep, definitely some repressed psychosexual currents flowing into the conscious arena here, triggered by the powerful symbol of a phallus penned by an adolescent hand, a reminder possibly of the stage he was initiated, willingly or not, into the departure of innocence.
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u/Krasnodae 1d ago
tldr: man see penis man get sex thoughts when boy version of man got sexed or raped meaning he left the virgin zone
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u/toben81234 1d ago
I picked the wrong day to pop 14 Viagra before class
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u/New_Disaster_5368 1d ago
Why...why is that something you would do anyway...?
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u/Sharktopotopus_Prime 1d ago
Yeah, someone needs to have a look at gramps' hard drive and phone, methinks. Those red pedo flags are flappin'!
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u/DeliciousGorilla 1d ago
As a father if I saw this I would do everything in my power to get him fired. I understand he’s in an underpaid stressful job, but his outburst for doodles was just WILD.
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u/Medical_Opposite_727 6h ago
I can still remember the absolute belly laughs I had when I first saw superbad and Jonah is talking about just drawing dicks and they're all incredibly detailed.
So I'm imagining these dicks weren't just basic lines, these fuckers had depth and dimension.
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u/whatsthehappenstance 1d ago
Jonah Hill in Superbad. That dick drawing scene is an all timer.
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u/troy380 1d ago
So there i was drawing this huge veiny one....
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u/Paratwa 1d ago
Thats what I thought this was going to be and was disappointed.
Here it is!
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u/Gigantic-Micropenis 1d ago
Fucking kids can’t even spell out ‘this’ anymore
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u/foxiez 1d ago
I thought its supposed to be "this shit" I was struggling to read it
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u/Unknown_User_66 1d ago
Me too! I thought they were censoring "this shit", but I don't think that's what they meant, they actually meant it as an abbreviation for "this" 😂😂💀
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u/Temporary-Package581 1d ago
Honestly the context fits if you change it up to:
I hate (this shitty) school
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u/Still_Mousse1580 1d ago
It is but the original videos creator wanted more engagement so they made a grammar error.
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u/AQ-XJZQ-eAFqCqzr-Va 1d ago
Oh ffs is that what “ts” is??? I mean, I use acronyms heavily in text, I admit, but come on, man, that’s not even an acronym. Please let this not be a thing.
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u/MrMittyMan 1d ago
I thought they was saying I hate trans sexual school so I had to unmute the video and see what does a TS school look like.
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u/RodneysGhost 1d ago
this better not awaken anything in me...
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u/LadyDayinDC 1d ago
I would have dropped tears trying to hold my laugh if I was a student in this class.
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u/spambearpig 1d ago
Holy shit, this is hillarious.
Found my new ringtone
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u/DevonLuck24 1d ago
if i was your friend id wait until you told me that you had important plans and then id call you so hard..
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u/Existing_Guest_181 1d ago
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!" vibe right here.
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u/polish_filipino 1d ago
So they have shortened the word "this" to "ts". I thought someone was just being extra lazy. But this will definitely catch on if everyone's lazy
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u/Mobile_Improvement95 1d ago
They haven't. It actually means "this shit." TikTok quickly started using it recently as "this"
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u/Cheap-Comparison9582 1d ago
Is it just me? Somehow this teacher seem like a pervert? Something about the way he says, "You Dirty Little Boy!" & the way he leans over the kid as if he's sucking it all in for his perverted pleasure?
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u/Dazzling-Economics-4 1d ago
I feel like a lot of young teenagers draw dicks on things. I sure as hell did
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u/Blergsprokopc 1d ago
Teacher here. We have to sand down every single desk and lab table at the end of every year because do many dicks have been carved into them. It's just part of teaching. Boys are gonna draw dicks. Why, I don't know. But it's not worth getting mad over.
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u/bparker1013 1d ago
The way he's talking to him... the soft drop in octave when he says Dirty Little Boy makes the think he shouldn't have ever been a teacher, or allowed in public for that matter. Just so many ickies given.
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u/FreshWaste 1d ago
When I was in HS in our psychology class we all drew dicks in one specific book and one day this dumb ass camp Lazlo looking ass narc fool went and showed the teacher, but that bat crazy bitch thought she was a human lie detector from watching Lie to Me too damn much she said it was Lazlo who did it and she could tell he was lying and trying to use some reverse psychology bullshit to place the blame on the entire class LMAO one of the craziest shit I experienced in High school, she mentally broke that snitch.
Shout out to Mrs. Konisak! Aka Condomsack.
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u/squishypillow-91 1d ago
Whose more a dirty little boy? The kid doodling willies or the old man calling a young lad a dirty little boy?
Hmmmmm...
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u/Lala5789880 1d ago
Everyone thinks this is funny but it’s actually really shitty and aggressive on the part of the adult. Battery perhaps? I hope this teacher was fired. He’s a fucking child
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u/poondongle 1d ago
Something about the way the old man is calling him a dirty boy makes me think he may be kept after class for... purposes. Somebody please investigate this teacher. Plus, who hasn't drawn a dick or two? C'mon. Drawing dicks is funny.
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u/PussPwnErMon69 1d ago
I remember I used to sit next to this girl that was really bad at flirting. She would take all of my papers tests class work homework and she withdraw penises. But like really s***** penises they almost look like headphones. And I remember my teacher was telling me that he likes all the headphones that I be drawing and he showed the entire class. Definitely miss highschool.
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u/Agreeable-Gur-1029 1d ago
Omg I would’ve gotten in trouble because I woulda laughed so hard I would’ve fell outta my chair 😂
I definitely think that teacher is a pedo, he says “dirrtyyy boyyyy” in a rancid tone
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u/Fresh-Skill3502 1d ago
I need to draw genitals..because Im a dirty boy🤣🤣🤣I would not control my laughter..I'd take myself to principals office
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u/dwi_411 1d ago
This guy is 100% a pervert. Who tf talks like this? Check his hard drives.
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u/waterbat2 1d ago
If you only listen to the audio and picture an older Nicolas Cage saying this, it's much more entertaining
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u/Illustrious-Word7761 1d ago
You little dirty boy !! This teacher was really trying really hard not to say a bad word, 🤣🤣
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u/Odd_Plum_3719 1d ago
Teacher, fuck these kids, go do something that doesn’t stress you out as much. These kids don’t give a fuck.
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u/RichRichieRichardV 1d ago
This guy has anger issues
This guy is probably out of a job.
That's probably for the best.
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u/Drifter-6 1d ago
I feel like a normal person would just ask to see the student after class and tell them not to draw it, it’s inappropriate, etc. I hope he got fired and ivestigated.
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u/Physical_Sun_6014 21h ago
There was a way to effectively handle this kind of situation.
This was not the way.
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u/tomatobunni 20h ago
There is something going on with that teacher. He needs to be investigated. That is not a normal reaction at all. Drawing dicks is totally normal.
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u/UpperdeckerWhatever 18h ago
Uhhhh…. That man sounds like a real fucked up pervert…. When he is in a moment of control over a minor boy he gets weirdly sexual with it.
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u/No-Statistician-3448 15h ago
Fortheloveofgod. Boys have been drawing dicks since man first drew on cave walls. I'm not condoning it, but there's no need for the psychological trauma and public shaming.
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u/MuchDevelopment7084 1h ago
Wow. I though this kind of pervert wasn't allowed in schools anymore. Because he sure seemed happy.
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u/Lac-de-Tabarnak 1d ago
U DiRTy litTle boY🤭🤭🤭