r/CrazyFuckingVideos 1d ago

Drawing dicks in class

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u/Lac-de-Tabarnak 1d ago

U DiRTy litTle boY🤭🤭🤭

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u/Original-Cricket3418 1d ago

eRACE um 💅🏽

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u/This-Requirement6918 1d ago

Yesssirrr I understand. 👀 I need to draw jenitels.

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u/ChillingwitmyGnomies 1d ago

Dirty penises.

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u/TaringaWhakarongo1 1d ago

He did say, "erase that SHIT...." Very graphic.

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u/MoeGunz6 1d ago

I heard this in Smeagols voice

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u/_BlackDove 1d ago

Earned his yearbook nickname.

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u/holdonwhileipoop 1d ago

Dirty bird...

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u/Chocolatestarfish33 1d ago

“Sir, please don’t publicly humiliate me. I’ll come.”

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u/Anonymous44432 1d ago

I’d be fucking dying of this man did this in my class

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u/nature_remains 1d ago

Omg me too. Like… it had a weird kinky tone like he was secretly pleased and into it? Dirty boiiiiii. Barf. I did laugh legitimately at the “draw those genitals” tho— definitely better

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u/0uroboros- 1d ago edited 1d ago

Then when he got into the "yes sir" thing, bro if that was my kid I would be FUCKING PRESSING CHARGES.

Let's ask the the real question: would this geriatric weirdo give a fuck if he were drawing some boobies? Or even if it were a girl and she were drawing boobies/dicks? No. It's that it's a guy drawing dicks that's the big issue. Old Fuckwit sees his younger self suppressing the urges he had and is TURBO ASSMAD that he was a product of a different, hateful, bigoted, more ignorant time (barely). Should the kid be drawing NSFW shit in class? Probably not. Should this idiot have just had him sent out discretely to be reprimanded in private? Fuckin' duhh.

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u/Direct-Molasses-9584 1d ago

Weirdly passionate about dick doodles

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u/0uroboros- 1d ago

"I HATE THEM. GAY BOYS ARE GROSS AND I DON'T LIKE ANY OF IT AT ALL!"

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u/Crandoge 1d ago

Guys fucking weird but you made a whole ass conclusion based on a total guess you dont know is true. He might react in just the same way when seeing boob doodles or girls doodling penises

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u/Mort_The_Moose 1d ago

You're exactly the kind of parent that raises kids like this.

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u/welfedad 1d ago

Yup ... No accountability...straight to everyone else is the problem ..not my little precious can't do wrong ..

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u/GlassTablesAreStupid 1d ago

Ur such a dirty boy

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u/psychrolut 1d ago

Yes sir daddy

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u/Seaboats 1d ago

We’re 🤤gonna erase 😤🙅 all your dirty penises 🥴 BOY

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u/Sascross 1d ago

Please 🥺 be gentle 😳 erasing it sir daddy 👨 😘

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u/KiKiPAWG 1d ago

Forever a dirty boy you are

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u/Flop_Flurpin89 1d ago

He should have doubled down and drew another one while getting berated.

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u/Direct-Molasses-9584 1d ago

Only way is to erase in a dick pattern until pattern of dick eroded

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u/LearningIsTheBest 1d ago

People complain that their teachers are mean. Can't imagine why, right?

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u/lou_sassoles 1d ago

With big throbbing veins

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u/melvinmoneybags 1d ago

We would be spray painting a big dick on his car

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u/_shipmes_ 1d ago

I like the way you think....

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u/Agreeable-Gur-1029 1d ago

This is the only way

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u/MoparViking 1d ago

Me too, drawing dicks is hilarious.

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u/Drunkpickle69 1d ago

I’d be fuckin dying laughing while drawing more dicks everywhere 🤣

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u/welfedad 1d ago

I'd be howling

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u/Virtual_Teacher6951 1d ago

Sounds like Randy Marsh undercover as Randy Marsh

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u/500mgTumeric 1d ago

Lmao 🤣🤣

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u/yosh0r 1d ago

Lmaooo im dyin

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u/ImprezaBromance 1d ago

"Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America"

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u/ElectriHolstein 1d ago

Nicccce.gif

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u/Turkatron2020 17h ago

That's funny because I heard Daniel Plainview but I did just finish watching There Will Be Blood for the umpteenth time. It also fits so well!

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u/anythingspossible45 1d ago

He sounds like he’s trying to do porn as a chick, but doesn’t really know how to talk dirty

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u/GlassTablesAreStupid 1d ago

[a wild Chris Hansen appears holding a clipboard]

“Why don’t you have a seat there…. You. Dirty. Boy. Did I get that right?”

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u/New_Disaster_5368 1d ago

Ew, why he saying it like that...got me feeling a certain type of way

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u/Sad_Examination_1358 1d ago

Yeah he sounds like he’s about to blow a load

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u/BajaDivider 1d ago

yep, definitely some repressed psychosexual currents flowing into the conscious arena here, triggered by the powerful symbol of a phallus penned by an adolescent hand, a reminder possibly of the stage he was initiated, willingly or not, into the departure of innocence.

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u/Krasnodae 1d ago

tldr: man see penis man get sex thoughts when boy version of man got sexed or raped meaning he left the virgin zone

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u/TimelyRun9624 1d ago

"Boy version of man" 😭

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u/Wolf_instincts 1d ago

Erase that D and I'll give it back to you later, you dirty boy~

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u/toben81234 1d ago

I picked the wrong day to pop 14 Viagra before class

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u/New_Disaster_5368 1d ago

Why...why is that something you would do anyway...?

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u/Neako_the_Neko_Lover 1d ago

Coffee just doesn’t get the job done anymore

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u/YesTHEELizaManelli 1d ago

Try cocaine.

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u/its_just_flesh 1d ago

Like a diiirrrrty boyyy!?!

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u/Sharktopotopus_Prime 1d ago

Yeah, someone needs to have a look at gramps' hard drive and phone, methinks. Those red pedo flags are flappin'!

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u/DeliciousGorilla 1d ago

As a father if I saw this I would do everything in my power to get him fired. I understand he’s in an underpaid stressful job, but his outburst for doodles was just WILD.

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u/Medical_Opposite_727 6h ago

I can still remember the absolute belly laughs I had when I first saw superbad and Jonah is talking about just drawing dicks and they're all incredibly detailed.

So I'm imagining these dicks weren't just basic lines, these fuckers had depth and dimension.

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u/whatsthehappenstance 1d ago

Jonah Hill in Superbad. That dick drawing scene is an all timer.

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u/Irresponsibly_mild 1d ago

Like a man dick?

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u/whitetrihard 1d ago

Yeah… like a man dick.

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u/troy380 1d ago

So there i was drawing this huge veiny one....

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u/kalitarios 1d ago

A triumphant bastard

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u/Traditional-Music363 1d ago

A big veiny triumphant bastard

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u/Irresponsibly_mild 1d ago

You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

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u/luoiville 1d ago

I died rolling at that

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u/Paratwa 1d ago

Thats what I thought this was going to be and was disappointed.

Here it is!

https://youtu.be/tz3F76BWhjQ?si=mgWjtrj-Wv-oG2_W

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u/Rumbananas 1d ago

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!

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u/Sloenich 1d ago

You know who calls someone a dirty boy? A dirty boy. Wait...

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u/Gigantic-Micropenis 1d ago

Fucking kids can’t even spell out ‘this’ anymore

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u/foxiez 1d ago

I thought its supposed to be "this shit" I was struggling to read it

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u/Unknown_User_66 1d ago

Me too! I thought they were censoring "this shit", but I don't think that's what they meant, they actually meant it as an abbreviation for "this" 😂😂💀

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u/Temporary-Package581 1d ago

Honestly the context fits if you change it up to:

I hate (this shitty) school

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u/Still_Mousse1580 1d ago

It is but the original videos creator wanted more engagement so they made a grammar error.

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u/Scuta44 1d ago

I Googled “What is TS School?” lol

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u/Agriz_1210 1d ago

man tspmo bru ong imma crsh ot

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u/Mumsbud 1d ago

I hate transsexual school?

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u/scaryfaise 1d ago

that's what my brain said too

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u/wam1983 1d ago

Yeah I thought it was some kind of trans related outburst at a TS school, whatever that is.

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u/AQ-XJZQ-eAFqCqzr-Va 1d ago

Oh ffs is that what “ts” is??? I mean, I use acronyms heavily in text, I admit, but come on, man, that’s not even an acronym. Please let this not be a thing.

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u/Dicky_Penisburg 1d ago

Y uz lt o ltrs wn u cn js uz fu n it wrk js fyn

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u/majarian 1d ago

Fuck you why can I read this just fine!?!

Damn the early aughts

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u/BlntRzr 1d ago

Seriously? As a German, I always feel stupid not knowing abbreviations... I was thinking way too hard about "ts" one. 😆

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u/MrMittyMan 1d ago

I thought they was saying I hate trans sexual school so I had to unmute the video and see what does a TS school look like.

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u/RodneysGhost 1d ago

this better not awaken anything in me...

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u/caffeinatedsummit 1d ago

Erase it you little dirty boy

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u/BandicootActive5188 1d ago

The italics is diabolical 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Dreuh2001 1d ago

He sounds like he's enjoying the dirty talk. Weirdo

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u/LadyDayinDC 1d ago

I would have dropped tears trying to hold my laugh if I was a student in this class.

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u/spambearpig 1d ago

Holy shit, this is hillarious.

Found my new ringtone

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u/DevonLuck24 1d ago

if i was your friend id wait until you told me that you had important plans and then id call you so hard..

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u/The_Grand_Curator 1d ago

pretty sure this is how Red Dragon ended

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u/Existing_Guest_181 1d ago

"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!" vibe right here.

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u/Crazy-Path-7929 1d ago

The two "yes sirs" really brings it home.

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u/Scary_Childhood_7456 1d ago

Why does this guy sound so creepy tho

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u/squirrelmonkie 1d ago

He has completed his transformation from dirty boy to dirty old man.

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u/polish_filipino 1d ago

So they have shortened the word "this" to "ts". I thought someone was just being extra lazy. But this will definitely catch on if everyone's lazy

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u/Mobile_Improvement95 1d ago

They haven't. It actually means "this shit." TikTok quickly started using it recently as "this"

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u/Cheap-Comparison9582 1d ago

Is it just me? Somehow this teacher seem like a pervert? Something about the way he says, "You Dirty Little Boy!" & the way he leans over the kid as if he's sucking it all in for his perverted pleasure?

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u/bigb0ned 1d ago

What the fuck? Sounded like a weird pormo

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u/Dazzling-Economics-4 1d ago

I feel like a lot of young teenagers draw dicks on things. I sure as hell did

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u/account_No52 1d ago

Humans have been drawing dicks on things since they figured out how to draw

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u/NECoyote 1d ago

I still do.

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u/vince5141 1d ago

It's Mr.Garrison

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u/Curious_Associate904 1d ago

Is it me, or does that teacher sound like he's really into this...

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u/doggietv123 1d ago

Sounds like a pedo

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u/Networka1 1d ago

All he needs is the leather black costume “you little dirty boiii” 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Blergsprokopc 1d ago

Teacher here. We have to sand down every single desk and lab table at the end of every year because do many dicks have been carved into them. It's just part of teaching. Boys are gonna draw dicks. Why, I don't know. But it's not worth getting mad over.

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u/bparker1013 1d ago

The way he's talking to him... the soft drop in octave when he says Dirty Little Boy makes the think he shouldn't have ever been a teacher, or allowed in public for that matter. Just so many ickies given.

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u/howwwwiehard 1d ago

Dirty little boy… I need to draw genitals.

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u/ty437 1d ago

Feel like I was interrupting something private 😭

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u/Splodez 1d ago

"Yes sir, I'm a dirty little boy" bahahahha

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u/FreshWaste 1d ago

When I was in HS in our psychology class we all drew dicks in one specific book and one day this dumb ass camp Lazlo looking ass narc fool went and showed the teacher, but that bat crazy bitch thought she was a human lie detector from watching Lie to Me too damn much she said it was Lazlo who did it and she could tell he was lying and trying to use some reverse psychology bullshit to place the blame on the entire class LMAO one of the craziest shit I experienced in High school, she mentally broke that snitch.

Shout out to Mrs. Konisak! Aka Condomsack.

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u/SunStreetManteion 1d ago

She probably thought it was funny and didn't like a tattle-tale

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u/squishypillow-91 1d ago

Whose more a dirty little boy? The kid doodling willies or the old man calling a young lad a dirty little boy?

Hmmmmm...

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u/gr3atch33s3 1d ago

This teacher was raised catholic.

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u/VintageKofta 1d ago

What’s a “ts school”?

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u/EpponneeRay 1d ago

This guys tone and intensity gives me strong stranger danger.

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u/Lala5789880 1d ago

Everyone thinks this is funny but it’s actually really shitty and aggressive on the part of the adult. Battery perhaps? I hope this teacher was fired. He’s a fucking child

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u/Electrical_Room5091 1d ago

Holding the camera up could have made it a classic. Missed opportunity 

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u/poondongle 1d ago

Something about the way the old man is calling him a dirty boy makes me think he may be kept after class for... purposes. Somebody please investigate this teacher. Plus, who hasn't drawn a dick or two? C'mon. Drawing dicks is funny.

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u/KOCHTEEZ 1d ago

"What are you?"

"A dirty wittle boy!"

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u/tuffy226 1d ago

Teacher sounds creepy as fuk dude🤣🤣

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u/Timely-Analysis6082 1d ago

Mr Garrison? 

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u/Hot_Cardiologist_133 1d ago

Bro was enjoying that

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u/Nuk_2400 1d ago

I’m high asf watching this and I’m literally crying laughing😂😂😂😂😂

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u/PussPwnErMon69 1d ago

I remember I used to sit next to this girl that was really bad at flirting. She would take all of my papers tests class work homework and she withdraw penises. But like really s***** penises they almost look like headphones. And I remember my teacher was telling me that he likes all the headphones that I be drawing and he showed the entire class. Definitely miss highschool.

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u/Travellinoz 1d ago

Trauma memories from a horror film. Reminds me of The Cell.

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u/PirateBarnOwl 1d ago

It's like a scene outta Family Guy.

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u/Agreeable-Gur-1029 1d ago

Omg I would’ve gotten in trouble because I woulda laughed so hard I would’ve fell outta my chair 😂

I definitely think that teacher is a pedo, he says “dirrtyyy boyyyy” in a rancid tone

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 1d ago

Cmon erase it you dirty boi!!

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u/NickGiammarino 1d ago

Imagine if he said do not draw your tallywacker

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u/infiniteguesses 1d ago

Spoken like a ped-@

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u/Fresh-Skill3502 1d ago

I need to draw genitals..because Im a dirty boy🤣🤣🤣I would not control my laughter..I'd take myself to principals office

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u/YesTHEELizaManelli 1d ago

Not “you and mommy”

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u/KateIsGreat279 1d ago

Mr Garrison, is that you?

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u/populousmass 1d ago

I hope they don’t find his ghostbuster lunchbox dick treasure chest.

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u/welfedad 1d ago

That's definitely the last straw.. ya dirty boy

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u/welfedad 1d ago

That's definitely the last straw.. ya dirty boy

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u/Unable_Security_6708 1d ago

Bruh this dialogue seems straight out of South Park 🤣🤣🤣

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u/WalkerTDX 1d ago

That's a teacher that lost his spark

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u/Alexbitwarrior 1d ago

Man that teacher talks like a creep

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u/Hefty-Ad5311 1d ago

“I hate this shit school” is what you just said 💀

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u/dwi_411 1d ago

This guy is 100% a pervert. Who tf talks like this? Check his hard drives.

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u/Obf123 1d ago

Dylan maxwell looks different in this video

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u/PianoDick 1d ago

Spit it out curry to “dirty boy” LOL

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u/Collin-B-Hess 1d ago

Yo … wut the fuuuggg?!?

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u/bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry 1d ago

What a way for Durtee Boi to jumpstart his rap career

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u/CharacterEgg2406 1d ago

Sounds like Bernie got some suppressed aggression towards dirty boys.

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u/waterbat2 1d ago

If you only listen to the audio and picture an older Nicolas Cage saying this, it's much more entertaining

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u/Isosceles_371 1d ago

Why are you in a transsexual school ?

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u/Germacide 1d ago

What a weirdo

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u/Illustrious-Word7761 1d ago

You little dirty boy !! This teacher was really trying really hard not to say a bad word, 🤣🤣

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u/ZigZagMind 1d ago

This might be my favorite video of 2025 so far

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u/daxxo 1d ago

You dirty boy! Who is the freak here fucking hell

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u/Tbaby25 1d ago

What cartoon character is he reminding me of? 😂

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u/Lam_Loons 1d ago

What's ts school?

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u/Odd_Plum_3719 1d ago

Teacher, fuck these kids, go do something that doesn’t stress you out as much. These kids don’t give a fuck.

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u/couchpatat0 1d ago

I hope this asshat was FIRED!

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u/Durivage4 1d ago

Was this an outtake from "Superbad"?

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u/kitfoxxxx 1d ago

You hit Becca’s foot with your dick?

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u/ggf66t 1d ago

when i was a jr./sr. in highschool I was accused of drawing penises on school propertry.

I was 100% guiilty of that as well, sure if questioned at the time I would have denied it, but thats because I did not want to get in trouble

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u/6lui 1d ago

Dirdy Lettl bOOoYe

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u/Dry-Class8050 1d ago

If you listen to this without the video it sounds very weird and wrong..

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u/Dr-Chim-Richolds 1d ago

Damn, Bernie went off the rails there for a second

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u/Spooky806 1d ago

squid game character talking

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u/maxxspeed57 1d ago

TS school?

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u/Lynelleta 18h ago

The teacher made me uncomfortable

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 15h ago

Say you're catholic without saying you're catholic

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u/Wide_Difference6107 1d ago

Wow teachers are really mean at trans sexual school

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u/RichRichieRichardV 1d ago
  1. This guy has anger issues

  2. This guy is probably out of a job.

  3. That's probably for the best.

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u/Minute-Feeling-8868 1d ago

Teacher sounds into it lol

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u/Enough_Ad210 1d ago

He sounds like the principal in clockwork Orange.

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u/One_dolla_would_do 1d ago

This has to be a South Park episode

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u/TOBoy66 1d ago

Grandpa seems a bit triggered by a dick doodle

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u/Drifter-6 1d ago

I feel like a normal person would just ask to see the student after class and tell them not to draw it, it’s inappropriate, etc. I hope he got fired and ivestigated.

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u/ProfessionalPSD 1d ago

This is straight out of south park wtf

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u/lennonisalive 1d ago

I would just sit around all day.. drawing dicks

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u/Keira-78 23h ago

I need to draw genitals

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u/Stidda 23h ago

I’m in my 50’s and still draw them everywhere at work!

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u/ProjectGlad3903 21h ago

Superbad IRL looks wild.

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u/Physical_Sun_6014 21h ago

There was a way to effectively handle this kind of situation.

This was not the way.

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u/tomatobunni 20h ago

There is something going on with that teacher. He needs to be investigated. That is not a normal reaction at all. Drawing dicks is totally normal.

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u/Mindless_Love_2837 20h ago

Teachers mouth was definitely watering when he saw the drawing

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u/slartibuttfart 19h ago

Poor guy almost lost his boner

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u/Fardrix 19h ago

Bruh ngl, if this teacher pulled me into a in person meeting just to tell me about me teenage son drawing a dick in class…ima hurt his feelings.

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u/Forgiven4108 18h ago

Two creeps in one class. Who would have thought?

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u/UpperdeckerWhatever 18h ago

Uhhhh…. That man sounds like a real fucked up pervert…. When he is in a moment of control over a minor boy he gets weirdly sexual with it.

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u/lordcoughdrop 17h ago

investigate this man PLEASE that tone is way too sexual/suggestive

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u/draggedndrowned 16h ago

Boiiiiiiiii 💀😭

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u/Simoslav 16h ago

One of the funniest things I've ever seen

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u/No-Statistician-3448 15h ago

Fortheloveofgod. Boys have been drawing dicks since man first drew on cave walls. I'm not condoning it, but there's no need for the psychological trauma and public shaming.

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u/MuchDevelopment7084 1h ago

Wow. I though this kind of pervert wasn't allowed in schools anymore. Because he sure seemed happy.