r/CrazyFuckingVideos 1d ago

I always thought people went to jail to get punished....

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u/The_punisherMAX 1d ago

Lol the way he says "this is how we live at Wandsworth bruv"

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u/coffeebean_1992 1d ago

True words of encouragement haha.

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u/The_punisherMAX 21h ago

He's definitely going to be sampled for some dudes rap track in the future

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u/Imaginary_Rest1503 1d ago

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u/Only1JustBoss1033 23h ago

The fucking goat lol

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u/Taurusauraus 5h ago edited 1h ago

Aaaawwww! She's definitely a keeper

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u/V1rtua_Ben 19h ago

Thank 'em B.

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u/Slow_Description_773 1d ago

Ok, off to UK to commit a crime asap….

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u/MillHoodz_Finest 1d ago

i wanna make history bruv

edit: added bruv

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u/Nemesis-reddit 20h ago

slow description then tragically gets stabbed 57 times

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u/SiloTvHater 22h ago

just don't tweet something "offensive"

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u/tributefun01 1d ago

Her incredibly poor judgment is evident in the body cam footage of her performing oral sex, especially since she allowed it to be recorded. She's incredibly reckless.

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u/yungflaquito 1d ago

Not that reckless if I still haven’t seen it

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u/DucksMatter 21h ago

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u/Ok_Passion_1889 20h ago

That's a phone recording, Far different from official bodycam footage. Slightly less reckless, at least lol

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u/yungflaquito 21h ago

Holy shit , reckless indeed

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u/Azuras_Star8 1d ago

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen 20 times mmmmm

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u/Ok-Platypus-5236 14h ago

I can fix her…

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u/uppers36 23h ago

My type of woman

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u/comcastsupport800 1d ago

Send da video

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u/Street_sweep9 1d ago edited 23h ago

Got it if want

Edit: for all who want, I don't know how to send it from phone gallery to dm.

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u/SplashBandicoot 1d ago

Send please!

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u/Jumpy_Load_1876 1d ago

I'd like a peak

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u/Same_Return_1878 1d ago

Send me the video

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u/ToffeeCoffee 1d ago

She's a prison guard on onlyfans, working at an all male prison. She knew what buffet she wanted.

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u/Unhappy_Counter1278 1d ago

Haha, buffet of dicks

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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 1d ago

Sure, but how do you respect a guy wearing a goofy wig like that. Like...what are we doing here, guys?

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u/captcraigaroo 1d ago

Ramen head

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u/lifegoeson5322 1d ago

Better than the judges we have here in the good old USA

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u/FinancialMilk1 20h ago

Not really since she only got 15 months 😂

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u/fkcngga420 13h ago

idk seems appropriate to me, also she's all over the news her life is fucked

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u/acidphosphate69 4h ago

What do you think her sentence should have been?

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u/FinancialMilk1 2h ago

Well considering it can be classified as statutory rape, a lot higher.

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u/acidphosphate69 21m ago

I get the law considers inmates to be unable to legally consent but they are definitely both consenting adults in all other respects. I honestly think 15 months for what boils down to inappropriate relations in a workplace is reasonable in this particular case; I'd feel differently if there was coercion involved but I kind of doubt that the inmate was preyed upon here.

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u/toooomanypuppies 1d ago

try and tell him to fuck off or that he has a silly wig in court and see what happens.

you don't have a choice but to respect a judge in the court room, otherwise it's called contempt.

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u/fullbenchmode 1d ago

I'm not in a courtroom so I can say confidently that he has his merkin installed wrong.

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u/loading066 1d ago

TIL: A "merkin" is a pubic wig, often worn to simulate pubic hair or for other reasons, such as concealing scars or for stage performances."

LMAO

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u/Pristine-End9967 1d ago

I've got a friend named Mark Perkins and we call him Merkins 🤣 poor bastard

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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 1d ago edited 1d ago

you don't have a choice but to respect a judge in the court

Sure, though I'd suggest acting respectful so as not to incur the consequences of giggling at a silly looking man who demands you be serious, and actual respect are different things.

But again, it's 2025 and he looks objectively ridiculous. It might as well be a man in one of those colorful caps with a propeller on top.

Edit, I'm certainly not saying the man isn't worthy of respect, or that his job isn't important, only that his costume diminishes all of that and reduces him to a caricature.

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u/MitLivMineRegler 1d ago

British here - I agree. It looks ridiculous. We have too many traditions we do just because they're traditions and somehow that automatically means good, even if it suited its time much better than today.

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u/halucionagen-0-Matik 1d ago

Doesn't seem all that silly when he's sat there debating how long you're going to spend in prison

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u/CumstainGaming 1d ago

"My silly wig makes me oh so important."

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u/Accomplished_Tour481 1d ago

You can say her actions helped "Rehabilitate" the prisoners.

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u/Khristafer 1d ago

The "bruv" got me, and that was after "And you reacted with evident enthusiasm" 😂

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u/PMG2021a 1d ago

They did a lot in 4.5 minutes. 

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u/Punky_Pete 1d ago

She didn't even take her keks off, pulled them to one side

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u/bowser986 1d ago

It’s like if George Plimpton decided to be an erotica narrator

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u/FatherUncleDad 1d ago

Oh yes, there's a postscript you might be interested in - Mousy says he stinkfingered Bunny Cote.

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u/Any_Championship_520 1d ago

Drugs Delaney?

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u/neosketo 1d ago

I don't believe him I need to review the footage a few times

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u/Throwaway2Experiment 1d ago

She's good looking enough that when I saw the video, I thought it was fake or she had been smuggled in. Didn't see the whole 4 minutes, just a clip from when she's looking out the door and then backs him up to the chair.

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u/damnpinkertons 20h ago

Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we've ever had!

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u/Penguin042 1d ago

I hope they use this case as an example to update the sexist sexual assault laws in the UK. What she did should have been rape.

Either A. Remove the rape law so all genders are tried under same law (sexual assault) B. Update the rape law so that any gender can be a perpetrator (not just men)

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u/Dear-Nebula6291 1d ago

Typically in most developed countries an inmate is not allowed to give consent for sexual activities, regardless of gender

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u/Much-Fishing1996 1d ago

How are you gonna allow me to give consent? I either give it or I don't. If it's illegal sure, punish me for giving consent and fucking the CO but don't define it as rape.

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u/MrPoi 1d ago

How is it rape when both parities consented? It was encourage by the other prisoner and nothing was mentioned about the one prisoner having sex not consenting to it.

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u/Apoplexy 1d ago

because there's a power dynamic between the parties

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u/me1112 1d ago

While this argument stands in theory, I find myself disagreeing to it here.

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u/totse_losername 1d ago

I agree that there should be a different law here.

Except where the parties are children, i.e. school children.

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u/Penguin042 1d ago

I believe that convicts are not capable of providing concent to those who have duty of care over them.

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u/Much-Fishing1996 1d ago

Have you watched the video? He seemed quite enthusiastic about the situation.

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u/Turgid_Tiger 1d ago

I mean he’s probably the only guy in there clapping female cheeks so I get why he’s enthusiastic.

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u/Penguin042 1d ago

Rather besides the point, they are incarcerated and she has power / duty of care over them.

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u/SplashBandicoot 1d ago

Where can I watch?

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u/knowone23 23h ago

Somebody posted up above. Quite consensual. She knows what she’s doing too! 🥵

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u/Cunty-McCuntface 1d ago

I can’t believe she thought she’d get away with it.

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u/1upgamer 1d ago

I want this guy reading audiobooks.

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u/BennySkateboard 1d ago

Erotic ones!

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u/surroundedbywolves 1d ago

There’s a lesson to be learned here. “Evident enthusiasm” is all we’re asking for, ladies.

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u/Ok-Bat-4836 1d ago

That hat is better than anything I’ve seen today 😂, I can’t believe English judges actually wear those still.

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u/-ManofMercia- 18h ago

Google "high court judge" and see what they have to wear.

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u/Ok-Bat-4836 15h ago

I’m going to

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u/Ok-Bat-4836 15h ago

Wow 😆

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u/Fair_Bandicoot_ 17h ago

UK judges look like idiots with that shit on their head lol

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u/MustyMustacheMan 1d ago

Disgusting!… where?

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u/GrumpyGG64 1d ago

Judge thinking thats his wish list for his next visit to Madam Sin.

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u/Soggy_Definition_232 1d ago

Judge saving those videos to his personal library for later "legal research". 

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u/twizz228 1d ago

I think that’s why they wear the wigs you can say ridiculous shit and be cool if you look like a ridiculous fool I don’t think that’s how it started tho

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u/ManuelGuevarra 1d ago

It's because all judges used to have a sexually transmitted disease from prostitutes or rape. The disease would cause the scalp to rot and expose bone/brain matter. No one wanted to see rotting flesh so they wore wigs.

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u/ManuelGuevarra 23h ago

Why the downvotes, just google "what's the purpose of powdered wigs"

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u/deridex120 1d ago

Theres a lesson to be learned here, and im not gonna be the one to figure it out.

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u/customer_service_af 1d ago

IN A NUMBER OF POSITIONS

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u/sriracha_koolaid 22h ago

Just here for the ramen

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u/BolOfSpaghettios 19h ago

"try not to suck any more cock in prison"

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u/1guerino 16h ago

And by the way....who shit on my head????

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u/govment-cheeze 15h ago

4 1/2 minutes

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u/Fishingwriter11 14h ago

Is his brain uncovered by skull?

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u/imsowhiteandnerdy 8h ago

Oh man, at first glance I thought this place was called "Wadsworth" and now a perfectly good joke is ruined.

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u/Squirtingtreee 2h ago

He got that horrible punishment alright....

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u/Flippynipps 2h ago

Why does the judge wear that goofy outfit?

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u/No-Top-4139 1d ago

I understand tradition but that powdered wig is still the same he used during the revolution. Stop with the wigs like they stopped with colonialism....wait I forgot the fawkin islands AAAAHHHHHH

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u/AzuraOnion 1d ago

Fawkin? Falkland?

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u/SplashBandicoot 1d ago

Which fuckin island you talking about?

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u/Elyriand 1d ago

I'm not okay with this judgement, we need to get the proof.

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u/Ok_WaterStarBoy3 1d ago

Why is the wig cum stained color and not just white

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u/Scared-Consequence27 1d ago

She should have identified as male and went back to the homies

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u/Cyber_Connor 1d ago

How can she get just 15 months for raping someone?

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u/BrieflyVerbose 21h ago

What? She didn't rape anyone. She was convicted of misconduct in a public office. It was consensual, but that's obviously not the issue here.

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u/Cyber_Connor 21h ago

It’s impossible for a prison guard to have consensual sex with a prisoner due to the power imbalance. Would it be the same if the gender was reversed?

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u/BrieflyVerbose 21h ago

I know, but it was agreed upon. It wasn't rape. It's taking advantage of your position of power, but let's not act like that guy was some vulnerable adult.

Yes it would be the same, but if she was a man and the prisoner was a woman then the prison sentence would be longer.

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u/Cyber_Connor 21h ago

The victims we’re definitely vulnerable adults due to them being imprisoned and preyed upon by a sexual predator

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u/Old_Lead_2110 1d ago

So she is imprisoned because she gives oral sex to prisoners? Isn’t that just what she wanted then?

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u/larryfamee 1d ago

She'll be going to a vagina prison and she'll be the prisoner

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u/Old_Lead_2110 1d ago

Oral sex is not limited to men

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u/Professional_Boot_13 1d ago

Lol 😂😂I can totally understand that. Especially in SA prisons. It's free food, sex, TV and a bed 🇿🇦💩

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u/Planet-thanet 1d ago

Shes committing yet another offence to get her putrid vag more exposure https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Geo5/15-16/86/section/41