r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/HerpesIsItchy • 1d ago
I always thought people went to jail to get punished....
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u/Imaginary_Rest1503 1d ago
It's actually not bad lol (nsfw) https://thisvid.com/videos/prison-officer-fucks-inmates-wandsworth-prison-uk/
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u/tributefun01 1d ago
Her incredibly poor judgment is evident in the body cam footage of her performing oral sex, especially since she allowed it to be recorded. She's incredibly reckless.
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u/yungflaquito 1d ago
Not that reckless if I still haven’t seen it
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u/DucksMatter 21h ago
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u/Ok_Passion_1889 20h ago
That's a phone recording, Far different from official bodycam footage. Slightly less reckless, at least lol
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u/comcastsupport800 1d ago
Send da video
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u/Street_sweep9 1d ago edited 23h ago
Got it if want
Edit: for all who want, I don't know how to send it from phone gallery to dm.
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u/ToffeeCoffee 1d ago
She's a prison guard on onlyfans, working at an all male prison. She knew what buffet she wanted.
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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 1d ago
Sure, but how do you respect a guy wearing a goofy wig like that. Like...what are we doing here, guys?
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u/lifegoeson5322 1d ago
Better than the judges we have here in the good old USA
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u/FinancialMilk1 20h ago
Not really since she only got 15 months 😂
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u/acidphosphate69 4h ago
What do you think her sentence should have been?
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u/FinancialMilk1 2h ago
Well considering it can be classified as statutory rape, a lot higher.
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u/acidphosphate69 21m ago
I get the law considers inmates to be unable to legally consent but they are definitely both consenting adults in all other respects. I honestly think 15 months for what boils down to inappropriate relations in a workplace is reasonable in this particular case; I'd feel differently if there was coercion involved but I kind of doubt that the inmate was preyed upon here.
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u/toooomanypuppies 1d ago
try and tell him to fuck off or that he has a silly wig in court and see what happens.
you don't have a choice but to respect a judge in the court room, otherwise it's called contempt.
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u/fullbenchmode 1d ago
I'm not in a courtroom so I can say confidently that he has his merkin installed wrong.
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u/loading066 1d ago
TIL: A "merkin" is a pubic wig, often worn to simulate pubic hair or for other reasons, such as concealing scars or for stage performances."
LMAO
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u/Pristine-End9967 1d ago
I've got a friend named Mark Perkins and we call him Merkins 🤣 poor bastard
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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 1d ago edited 1d ago
you don't have a choice but to respect a judge in the court
Sure, though I'd suggest acting respectful so as not to incur the consequences of giggling at a silly looking man who demands you be serious, and actual respect are different things.
But again, it's 2025 and he looks objectively ridiculous. It might as well be a man in one of those colorful caps with a propeller on top.
Edit, I'm certainly not saying the man isn't worthy of respect, or that his job isn't important, only that his costume diminishes all of that and reduces him to a caricature.
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u/MitLivMineRegler 1d ago
British here - I agree. It looks ridiculous. We have too many traditions we do just because they're traditions and somehow that automatically means good, even if it suited its time much better than today.
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u/halucionagen-0-Matik 1d ago
Doesn't seem all that silly when he's sat there debating how long you're going to spend in prison
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u/Khristafer 1d ago
The "bruv" got me, and that was after "And you reacted with evident enthusiasm" 😂
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u/PMG2021a 1d ago
They did a lot in 4.5 minutes.
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u/FatherUncleDad 1d ago
Oh yes, there's a postscript you might be interested in - Mousy says he stinkfingered Bunny Cote.
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u/neosketo 1d ago
I don't believe him I need to review the footage a few times
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u/Throwaway2Experiment 1d ago
She's good looking enough that when I saw the video, I thought it was fake or she had been smuggled in. Didn't see the whole 4 minutes, just a clip from when she's looking out the door and then backs him up to the chair.
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u/Penguin042 1d ago
I hope they use this case as an example to update the sexist sexual assault laws in the UK. What she did should have been rape.
Either A. Remove the rape law so all genders are tried under same law (sexual assault) B. Update the rape law so that any gender can be a perpetrator (not just men)
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u/Dear-Nebula6291 1d ago
Typically in most developed countries an inmate is not allowed to give consent for sexual activities, regardless of gender
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u/Much-Fishing1996 1d ago
How are you gonna allow me to give consent? I either give it or I don't. If it's illegal sure, punish me for giving consent and fucking the CO but don't define it as rape.
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u/MrPoi 1d ago
How is it rape when both parities consented? It was encourage by the other prisoner and nothing was mentioned about the one prisoner having sex not consenting to it.
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u/Apoplexy 1d ago
because there's a power dynamic between the parties
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u/me1112 1d ago
While this argument stands in theory, I find myself disagreeing to it here.
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u/totse_losername 1d ago
I agree that there should be a different law here.
Except where the parties are children, i.e. school children.
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u/Penguin042 1d ago
I believe that convicts are not capable of providing concent to those who have duty of care over them.
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u/Much-Fishing1996 1d ago
Have you watched the video? He seemed quite enthusiastic about the situation.
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u/Turgid_Tiger 1d ago
I mean he’s probably the only guy in there clapping female cheeks so I get why he’s enthusiastic.
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u/Penguin042 1d ago
Rather besides the point, they are incarcerated and she has power / duty of care over them.
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u/surroundedbywolves 1d ago
There’s a lesson to be learned here. “Evident enthusiasm” is all we’re asking for, ladies.
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u/Ok-Bat-4836 1d ago
That hat is better than anything I’ve seen today 😂, I can’t believe English judges actually wear those still.
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u/GrumpyGG64 1d ago
Judge thinking thats his wish list for his next visit to Madam Sin.
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u/Soggy_Definition_232 1d ago
Judge saving those videos to his personal library for later "legal research".
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u/twizz228 1d ago
I think that’s why they wear the wigs you can say ridiculous shit and be cool if you look like a ridiculous fool I don’t think that’s how it started tho
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u/ManuelGuevarra 1d ago
It's because all judges used to have a sexually transmitted disease from prostitutes or rape. The disease would cause the scalp to rot and expose bone/brain matter. No one wanted to see rotting flesh so they wore wigs.
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u/deridex120 1d ago
Theres a lesson to be learned here, and im not gonna be the one to figure it out.
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u/imsowhiteandnerdy 8h ago
Oh man, at first glance I thought this place was called "Wadsworth" and now a perfectly good joke is ruined.
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u/No-Top-4139 1d ago
I understand tradition but that powdered wig is still the same he used during the revolution. Stop with the wigs like they stopped with colonialism....wait I forgot the fawkin islands AAAAHHHHHH
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u/Cyber_Connor 1d ago
How can she get just 15 months for raping someone?
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u/BrieflyVerbose 21h ago
What? She didn't rape anyone. She was convicted of misconduct in a public office. It was consensual, but that's obviously not the issue here.
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u/Cyber_Connor 21h ago
It’s impossible for a prison guard to have consensual sex with a prisoner due to the power imbalance. Would it be the same if the gender was reversed?
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u/BrieflyVerbose 21h ago
I know, but it was agreed upon. It wasn't rape. It's taking advantage of your position of power, but let's not act like that guy was some vulnerable adult.
Yes it would be the same, but if she was a man and the prisoner was a woman then the prison sentence would be longer.
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u/Cyber_Connor 21h ago
The victims we’re definitely vulnerable adults due to them being imprisoned and preyed upon by a sexual predator
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u/Old_Lead_2110 1d ago
So she is imprisoned because she gives oral sex to prisoners? Isn’t that just what she wanted then?
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u/Professional_Boot_13 1d ago
Lol 😂😂I can totally understand that. Especially in SA prisons. It's free food, sex, TV and a bed 🇿🇦💩
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u/Planet-thanet 1d ago
Shes committing yet another offence to get her putrid vag more exposure https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Geo5/15-16/86/section/41
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u/The_punisherMAX 1d ago
Lol the way he says "this is how we live at Wandsworth bruv"