r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/luftwaffe109 • 23h ago

Insane/Crazy Didn’t know trees had it in them....

233 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/Key-Breath-7904 23h ago

i think i should call her

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u/luckydice767 23h ago

Dammit! You beat me by ONE minute! Lol

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u/Dan_Glebitz 23h ago

Dammit you beat by one minute to say: "you beat me by one minute!"

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u/Warm-Holiday-3817 19h ago

We should call her

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u/nutterbg 3h ago

I too should call this guy's her

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u/FATALiTY-o- 22h ago

All those years of pissing on trees and they finally learned how to do it back.

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u/metalanomaly 22h ago

When your girl sees my Sketchers light up

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u/tyrsal3 22h ago

How bout your heelys?

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u/CunnyQueen 18h ago

Wow it’s weird to see those mentioned today. I had a really weird dream last night where I was back in school and was wearing my Heelys but I couldn’t remember how to use them.

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u/metalanomaly 13h ago

It's a sign, you need to get a fresh new pair!

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u/CunnyQueen 13h ago

I would absolutely hurt myself these days LOL. They were tons of fun though!!

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u/Tarnishedbowels47 23h ago

I can’t imagine thinking i’m alone in the privacy of the woods to have some guy start filming me as soon as i finish business.

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u/theoriginaljoewagner 21h ago

This is my favorite category on Pornhub.

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u/Jarquicdis 23h ago

Tree queef. Treef

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u/pancakefactory9 23h ago

Trees are the most efficient water pump in the world. Fun fact.

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u/martycase 22h ago

Trees are nature's water pumps.

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u/Bruinman86 22h ago

I bet that tree is hollow.

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u/Panda_Pillows 4h ago

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

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u/Bruinman86 2h ago

I knew a girl like that once.

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u/sepulturite 22h ago

Everything reminds me of her....

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u/ShiveringTruth 22h ago

She’s a squirter.

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u/diarrhea_planet 19h ago

Most trees are male (63%), consexual (36%). Female trees are 1% or less.

So most likely, pretend your on a ghost tour and ask about big fat cum loads.

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u/indigoproduction 23h ago

what did you do to that tree!?

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u/tomtex32 22h ago

Tree porn.

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u/whozawhatzit87 22h ago

It'll probably say it faked it later when you're fighting.

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u/firefighterphi 23h ago

Tis but a scratch... HAVE AT YOU!

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u/themessiah234 19h ago

Someone tell treebeard we found the entwives

1

u/CriticalBath2367 18h ago

Quercus Squirticii?

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u/Reyson_Fox 14h ago

PeeTree

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u/toigz 23h ago

Slurp slurp sluuuuuurp

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u/1200cc_boiii 11h ago

"It'S jUsT PeEeeE"

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u/PaleontologistOk212 23h ago

Squrtle was here

0

u/DownSyndromSteve 22h ago

This reminds me of that guy attacked attracted to holes in the Boyz universe

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u/tourettesisfunny 22h ago

Someone rubbed that up just right

0

u/Dramatic_Nose_9207 22h ago

MAPLE 🍁 MAKE SURUP 😋

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u/Changing_Flavors 22h ago

Hey you.. Yeah you reading this...

Call her..

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u/trundyl 21h ago

Was it fermented? Did yah taste it?

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u/wantsoutofthefog 5h ago

Spoiler. It’s just pee

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u/back_reggin 21h ago

Reminds me of my wife. She's a lumberjack.

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u/d6u4 21h ago

Crazy?

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u/hawkandhandsaw 21h ago

I just told it how much wood I have

0

u/Loubbe 19h ago

Gulping spriggan sap by the gallon, the skooma got my tummy feeling crazy. This shit ain't nothin to me man I'm a nix hound. We biting the fart bubbles in the bath.

0

u/Bunrito_Buntato 18h ago

Those darn hippies...

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u/jtrage 17h ago

Everyone knows it’s just pee

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u/MortgagePlayful1556 17h ago

It's from the chainsaw vibration.

0

u/suckmypulsating 17h ago

Someone go out there, turn the hitachi off, and give that poor tree a moment to recover

0

u/AssignmentNo7636 17h ago

We both know that tree is just missing itself

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u/MykeKnows 4h ago

I know it’s completely far fetched but when I heard the conspiracy about some mountains being ancient giant trees I thought of this phenomenon in comparison to waterfalls on mountains.

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u/This_Price_1783 4h ago

When you heard the wat??

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u/MykeKnows 4h ago

I said it was far fetched…

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u/Ok-Address-9685 23h ago

This is just someone taking a piss on a tree and played in reverse.

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u/Reks_Hayabusa 23h ago

You mean the “substance” is just dripping up from the ground and sliding up the tree towards the point of impact?

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u/Ok-Address-9685 22h ago

People pee weird dude…I don’t know what to tell ya.

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u/Reks_Hayabusa 22h ago

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