r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/peseoane • 22h ago

Crazy Skillz Using your full body potential

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u/kgmessier 22h ago

I’m not so sure she knows what “bricks” are.

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u/Sometimes-funny 22h ago

Who cares when you’re motor boating?

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u/Spawn6060 22h ago

More like motor beating with those monstrosities.

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u/UBSbagholdsGMEshorts 19h ago

I can already see the headline:

Man Is Hospitalized with Severe Head Trauma After Motorboating Tits

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u/Shtercus 18h ago

"I regret nothing" he said, presumably through some form of text-to-speech devicde

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u/Sometimes-funny 17h ago

You future predicted my quote.

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u/predaking50ae 12h ago

That basically happened. There was this woman who would crush soda cans and stuff with her tits (very likely the same woman as is in this video). She was sued after injuring a guy's neck by smacking him with her tits in the strip club she worked at or maybe owned.

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u/triNITROtolulene1 14h ago

Loss of motor and boner functions

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u/Important_Chair8087 8h ago

"Go away! Boatin'!"

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 22h ago

I do because I’m bricked up

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u/just-why_ 3h ago

She uses that one side too much, so much more sag.

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u/Ok_Historian_2381 14h ago

my face is a brick

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u/Punky_Pete 22h ago

Can certainly tell which one she uses the most

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u/LordoftheJives 20h ago

I want to build a little casket and give that titty a dignified funeral.

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u/acidphosphate69 7h ago

General Gathers?

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u/LordoftheJives 6h ago

She's got mournful tits.

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u/acidphosphate69 5h ago

They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.

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u/TruthTeller757 6h ago

Broooo! 😂

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u/RRoDXD 9h ago

Made me actually laugh out loud thank you 😂

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u/Punky_Pete 8h ago

Glad I got you off to a good start for the day lol

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u/Righteousaffair999 5h ago

She seems to be all right.

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u/Zigor022 22h ago

If those are real, that HAS to hurt

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u/Rkramden 22h ago

I think they'd have to be. She does that with implants and they'd burst

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u/LaggsAreCC2 22h ago

Her names busty heart, she was in a German talent show. I remember her saying they are real

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u/DuePotential6602 20h ago

Germans once again

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u/_black_milk 22h ago

She absolutely smells like an 80s bowling alley

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u/logimeme 22h ago

And i fucking LOVE it

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u/Wolf_instincts 21h ago

....promise?

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u/lysdexiad 22h ago

Now THOSE are knockers.

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u/r4o2n0d6o9 22h ago

Literally

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u/Darkm0or 21h ago

Fun fact: she opened a strip club just outside my little podunk town. The locals were furious about it until she started donating tons of money to build a park.

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u/Gandk07 20h ago

What town may that be?

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u/Obvious_Fisherman187 16h ago

Yeah asking for a friend

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u/NachosforDachos 22h ago

This gives death by snu-snu a different meaning

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u/Squirtingtreee 4h ago

It's time, my love.

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u/bjs-penn 22h ago

New fetish unlocked

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u/FactoryRejected 20h ago

Yeah, imagine being that watermelon...

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u/No_Yesterday_2788 16h ago

Lucky for you there’s probably a subreddit for that 😀

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u/ThoughRookie 22h ago

Smash my cock with a rock I must

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u/inGenium_88 22h ago

I remember her from the movie The Dictator.

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u/jumpofffromhere 20h ago

i'm sorry, you are HIV Aladeen

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u/inGenium_88 15h ago

Aladeen or Aladeen

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u/jumpofffromhere 13h ago

yes, it is Aladeen

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u/davidjapp69 22h ago

Death by snu snu ❌ Death by boo boo ✅

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u/JonBoah 22h ago

I remember her on America's Got Talent

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u/misfit0513 20h ago

She has those trailer park eyes and a whiskey voice. I can't help what my type is.

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u/kindergartenMods 22h ago

I can fix her

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u/Public-Climate-4958 22h ago

That’s bae

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u/MrMisanthrope411 18h ago

She used to live up the street from me (rural Pennsylvania). She’d put on her act at local dive bars.

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u/Keepitrealhomes 13h ago

This is definitely circa the ebaumsworld days

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u/digitalHalcyon 12h ago

Totally thought this too.

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u/DevilMan17dedZ 21h ago

Poor, abused ladies.

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u/inkzpenfoxx 16h ago

Turned on and confused

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u/LopsidedEquipment177 22h ago

Looked like she exploded a tata at the end.

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u/Woejack 21h ago

Her whacking tit is quite a lot lower

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u/ChadVonDoom 22h ago

Thats how you bust a tit

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u/BlossomChanel 21h ago

well those seem heavy 😂

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u/Hewasright_89 19h ago

10 kg each i heard her say on a german tv show

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u/Informal_Process2238 21h ago

This reminds me of the guy who sued the stripper after she slammed his head with a boob and hurt him badly

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u/PracticeTheory 17h ago

I had a feeling by the video quality that this was a woman that was famous back in the day and it's true. In reading a little bit about her, it came out that the story you told is about this same woman.

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u/anon6433564004 21h ago

Good old Busty, she's been on AGT and quite a few other country-equivalents displaying her talents

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u/CreamoChickenSoup 13h ago

I always love how the audience reacted. Funniest thing I've ever seen out of the show.

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u/LORDWOLFMAN 19h ago

Live by the tiddy , die by the tiddy

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u/Baka_Hannibal 21h ago

She reminds me of Mariah Carey

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u/Expensive-Plenty-836 22h ago

Pls tell me she does porn and whats her name.

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u/watkykjypoes23 22h ago

Busty Heart, actress in some films that have her “talents” incorporated into her character like The Dictator. And according to the lawsuit section of her Wikipedia I think a stripper too.

In 1996, a man named Bennie Casson sued Busty Heart, alleging that she had slammed her breasts into his head during a strip club performance, aggravating a previous neck injury of his. The lawsuit was dismissed three years later after Casson was unable to find legal representation; he took his own life soon after.

Wikipedia

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u/-neti-neti- 21h ago

That’s mamslaughter

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 21h ago

His neck... His back...
Her titties went like whack

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u/TheKappaChrist 22h ago

Busty Heart

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u/norcaltokr2025 22h ago

There was a lady doing the same thing and she did it at a bar To This guy's head and gave him whiplash

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u/Illustrious-Word7761 21h ago

" Bricks don't hit back " or something like that

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u/T5-R 21h ago

Do it without the blocks inbetween and I'll be impressed.

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u/BStone88408 21h ago

Marry me 🤤🥺 I'll have all her snu snu please

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u/myka_v 21h ago

This is from an old movie, Breast Of The Breast.

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u/Pleasant_Jellyfish_5 21h ago

I remember when she was on America's got Talent

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u/jdteacher612 20h ago

SHE WAS ON MANSWERS

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u/mrwishy-washy 20h ago

Chuck Knockers

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u/Bobby_Garbagio 19h ago

Tig ol bitty.

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u/resident907 18h ago

Floor tiles or thin bricks?

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u/betheking 18h ago

She was on Botched because she wanted to reduce them.

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u/Mingo_laf 16h ago

It as comin at heritage swear

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u/Reyson_Fox 14h ago

🤣😭

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u/Juan_2_Three4 13h ago

Boobs, I did it again!

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u/TuffGnarl 10h ago

But.. how did she get her name?

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u/gomihako_ 8h ago

Death, you say? Then, by snu snu it is

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u/AI-Mods-Blow 5h ago

Wasn't she in "the dictator"

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u/BBizley 3h ago

Yep, she’s the breast smasher

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u/Flashy-Onion-5762 3h ago

She needs to smash more with her left to even out

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u/LilTbone87 38m ago

No feeling left in those tattas to be doing this

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u/-Quothe- 20h ago

fear boner activated

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u/Significant_Snow_718 19h ago

My boobs hurt. I am a man.

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u/Electrical_Egg_7847 21h ago

I’d love for her to smash my face

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u/bruddah_W 9h ago

What the fuck did I just witness.. what a day to have eyesight

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u/Spacespider82 22h ago

Is that a fake man ?