It's wild to think that just being born is literally the most traumatic thing that's ever happened to a newborn. One moment they're cozy inside the warm womb, the next they're ejected out like a turbulent water slide and into the most uncomfortable environment they've ever been in where everything is literally alien and new.
This is most likely because we are too smart and strong, and I will never fail to share this fact. Childbirth for most mammals is fairly painless, some animals like pandas have even been known to sit on their newborn and killing then because they didn’t notice they just gave birth.
Humans however have developed way too quickly for evolution to keep up with such an indirectly related topic. Our brains are so big that they need a giant skull to exist, one way too big for the pelvis we developed, which is why it’s so painful to get the child out of our body
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
From the moment I first witnessed the interlopers, they disgusted me. Eons we slumbered, waiting to reclaim our galaxy. Only for it to become infested with vermin, that proliferated in our absence. Now, we awaken to retake what is ours. Wretched amalgamations of meat and metal, shackled to ignorance by your faith. Do you truly believe you can stop us? We who have shattered our very gods and enslaved them to our will. The stars were young when our empire was ascendant. And when the last of them die, we alone will remain. For we are immortal.
In the name of the Omnissiah we pray my this machine never fail and steel never weaken and inr the name of the sprocket the screw and the teeth between the two.
Well you didn’t think doctors wanted to study WOMEN did you? Far too complicated.
My wife gets ovarian cysts quite often and this helps me understand immediately what’s going on and why them not popping out like they should would hurt.
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u/TheBadHalfOfAFandom Nov 03 '24
Can someone tell my body to find a less violent way to get the egg out ðŸ˜