r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/OkaTeluguAbbayi • 3d ago

Image A skeleton found in Bulgaria with some of the world’s oldest gold, at over 6000 years old

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u/The_Novice_Nomads 3d ago

Original "Goldmember"

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u/blessedfortherest 3d ago

He needed everyone to know how long his dong was. Now we know.

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u/Old_Lobster_2371 2d ago

If I get buried put mine a couple inches lower, just in case

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u/SlightlyAlmighty 2d ago

People in the future: why was his dick cut off and placed between the knees?

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u/MajesticNectarine204 2d ago

''We don't need to document this. Everyone knows this.''

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u/Titanium_Eye 2d ago

"What an unusually long coffin they put him in."

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u/Embarrassed-Cup-06 2d ago

Just a couple inches? I thought you weren’t tryna look like an embarrassment?

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u/BigOlBurger 2d ago

Dude had a hammer apparently.

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u/doyouevenknowmebitch 2d ago

mans was packing

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u/The_Novice_Nomads 2d ago

Torontonian I see...

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u/brzantium 2d ago

I dunno, looks empty to me...

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u/toderdj1337 2d ago

Now, is that just to cover the tip or the whole thing?

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u/Sir-Turd-Ferguson 2d ago

Unfortunate smelting accident

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u/UtahStateAgnostics 2d ago

There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

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u/Necessary_Taro9012 2d ago

"Unfortchunate schmelting akshident."

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u/zealous_a 2d ago

That's the first thing I noticed.

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u/Robey-Wan_Kenobi 2d ago

"I like gooold."

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 2d ago

HNNGGOOOOOOOOOLLLLD

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u/JenovaCelestia 2d ago

“Here lies Goldmember, lover of all things gold— golden hair, Golden Fleece, and golden showers”.

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u/Highpast 2d ago

I love Gooooold

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u/MememeSama 2d ago

And the archeologist, she the Gold digger

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u/DragonQueen21 2d ago

He lost his genitalia in an unfortunate "schmelting" accident

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u/PabloZissou 2d ago

He was toight like a ti...ger