r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/OkaTeluguAbbayi • 3d ago

Image A skeleton found in Bulgaria with some of the world’s oldest gold, at over 6000 years old

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 3d ago

Use a 5 gum wrapper to bring him back to life

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u/Background_Body2696 3d ago

Asking all the people on the afterlife if they know how it feels to chew 5 gum

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u/Lucky-Hearing4766 2d ago

I don't remember how it felt to chew 5 gum :(

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u/SupermassiveCanary 2d ago

Now I definitely believe in ancient aliens….

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u/metal_muskrat 3d ago

Clearly you mean Big Red

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u/tadpole_the_poliwag 2d ago

Mine will be fruit stripe. Cuz like the flavor I only last 5 seconds

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u/1dumbmonkey 2d ago

Fruit stripe so it lasts as long as him

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u/theoriginalmofocus 2d ago

I mean were all practically getting paid fruitstripes at this point...

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u/opticaIIllusion 3d ago

5G protection

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u/PainfulBatteryCables 3d ago

Can't wake up!! 🎶

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u/ButterscotchPlane988 2d ago

Use menthol wrappers. The vapours will do it...