r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/OkaTeluguAbbayi • 3d ago

Image A skeleton found in Bulgaria with some of the world’s oldest gold, at over 6000 years old

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u/FixedLoad 3d ago

Do you not?

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u/Royalchariot 3d ago

Mine is bronze but I’m working my way up

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u/adamtalbot 2d ago

Mine's silver because as a gentleman I always come second.

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u/WesternAd2113 3d ago

I just started, mine is paper

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u/direrevan 2d ago

Back in high school I had a triple platinum penis cap, but now I just don't have enough hours in the day

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u/FixedLoad 3d ago

I've been grinding out the levels. I'm up to diamond.

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u/insbordnat 2d ago

You also get that for your 75th wedding anniversary. I think this year is pewter for me.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 3d ago

HAHA HEY EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH THIS GUY DOESN'T HAVE A GOLD PENIS CAP!!

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u/ProjectManagerAMA 2d ago

Wait, hang on, who doesn't?

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u/Visual_Virus_2062 2d ago

Guess I missed the memo on that one, lol.

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u/badegharkiladki 22h ago

I dont even have a penis let alone one with a gold cap