r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/OkaTeluguAbbayi • 3d ago

Image A skeleton found in Bulgaria with some of the world’s oldest gold, at over 6000 years old

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u/Videoplushair 3d ago

“You can’t take it with you when you die” this guy: iight bet.

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u/evasive-manouver69 2d ago

If I had a golden knob cap I’d bring it in the grave with me too

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u/silvertoadfrog 2d ago

Golden condom so he can get it on in the afterlife without making ghost babies!!

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u/Outrageous_Use3255 2d ago

Too bad it's not ribbed 😔

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u/ElDudo_13 1d ago

It's ribbed on the inside. For his pleasure

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u/Maldiavolo 2d ago

There will still be lots of moaning.

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u/silvertoadfrog 1d ago

Right! Because they are ghosts!!😁❤

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u/Regular_Candidate513 1d ago

Marriage material

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u/icedragon71 1d ago

Can't make ectoplasm with a gold condom on.

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u/AltenWemmser 2d ago

If they had put it 10 cm further down it would be more impressive

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u/SurveySean 2d ago

They were already stretching the truth

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u/Special_Cry468 1d ago

Cock thimble sounds better no???

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u/Agile_Programmer2756 2d ago

Lmao…. That is true…. Lmfao..,,

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u/StaggeringBeerMan 1d ago

Now days your kids would paint a knob gold and pawn your knob.

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u/Conscious_Brick_3785 2d ago

We got it now tho

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u/pototaochips 2d ago

6k years a good run

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u/-Velvetduderag 3d ago

Mf said Watch me

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u/Nukleon 2d ago

Bury me with my money

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u/WeakChange9579 1d ago

Sunset riders reference....I got that

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u/daqm 1d ago

Ya, we're old...

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u/daqm 1d ago

Sunset riders!!!

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u/FlyAwayAccount42069 2d ago

It’s true though, I’m sure they sold all that jewelry and it’s not there anymore (or by him)

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u/binxyb00 2d ago

Even the crown jewels were bequeathed with a golden helmet tip and leather sack hammock 👀🍆...

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u/HeldDownTooLong 2d ago

He sure gave it a try and, until modern-man dug this guy up, his skeleton was peacefully decorated in gold.

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u/YukOneChoo 2d ago

He took it but only for 6k years. Very short time for a dead man.

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u/NYC2BUR 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that all gold is more than 6000 years old

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u/mffancy 2d ago

Grave robbers be like, on my way, on my way, on my way now.

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u/Mercuryshottoo 2d ago

He looks so pleased