r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/OkaTeluguAbbayi • 3d ago

Image A skeleton found in Bulgaria with some of the world’s oldest gold, at over 6000 years old

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u/evasive-manouver69 2d ago

If I had a golden knob cap I’d bring it in the grave with me too

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u/silvertoadfrog 2d ago

Golden condom so he can get it on in the afterlife without making ghost babies!!

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u/Outrageous_Use3255 1d ago

Too bad it's not ribbed 😔

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u/ElDudo_13 1d ago

It's ribbed on the inside. For his pleasure

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u/Maldiavolo 1d ago

There will still be lots of moaning.

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u/silvertoadfrog 1d ago

Right! Because they are ghosts!!😁❤

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u/Regular_Candidate513 1d ago

Marriage material

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u/icedragon71 1d ago

Can't make ectoplasm with a gold condom on.

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u/AltenWemmser 2d ago

If they had put it 10 cm further down it would be more impressive

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u/SurveySean 2d ago

They were already stretching the truth

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u/Special_Cry468 1d ago

Cock thimble sounds better no???

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u/Agile_Programmer2756 1d ago

Lmao…. That is true…. Lmfao..,,

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u/StaggeringBeerMan 1d ago

Now days your kids would paint a knob gold and pawn your knob.