r/DecreasinglyVerbose 2d ago

Condense this Darth Plagueis tha wise Copy Pasta

Darth Plagueis tha wise Copy Pasta

Did yo dirty ass eva hear tha fuck up of Darth Plagueis tha wise, biatch? No.. n' you KNOWS not, It aint nuthin but No rap tha jedi would tell yo' dirty ass. It aint nuthin but a sith legend yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of tha sith yo. Dude was so powerful, Yet so wise yo. Dude could use tha force ta influence tha medi chlorians ta create, Life yo. Dude had such a knowledge of tha Dark side, Dude could even keep tha ones his schmoooove ass cared about, From dyin yo. Dude could actually, Save tha ones his schmoooove ass cared bout from dirtnap, biatch? Da dark side of tha force be a pathway ta nuff abilitizzles some marinizzle on ta be unnatural. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Well what tha fuck happened ta him, biatch? Darth Plagueis became so bangin dat tha only thang he feared was losin his thugged-out lil' power, Which eventually of course da ruffneck done did. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Unfortunately, Dude taught his thugged-out apprentice every last muthafuckin thang he knew. Then his thugged-out apprentice capped his ass up in his chill. Ironic, Dude could save others from dirtnap, But not his dirty ass. Is it possible ta learn dis power, biatch? Not from a jedi.

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